How do you find a one night stand

misstearheus

I havn't actually met one person off Tinder yet and I'm on it a few months now. Nobody sticks around long enough to chat. Or if they do it just tapers off, and I'm a pretty impatient person in general myself so I wouldn't be into endless texting myself. It's just nothing has reaching arrangements stages yet. Who will be my first Tinder meet.... Hhmmmm....

Gwen Cooper

misstearheus wrote: »

I havn't actually met one person off Tinder yet and I'm on it a few months now. Nobody sticks around long enough to chat. Or if they do it just tapers off, and I'm a pretty impatient person in general myself so I wouldn't be into endless texting myself. It's just nothing has reaching arrangements stages yet. Who will be my first Tinder meet.... Hhmmmm....

Tinder is dead, true love waits in the chipper

sbsquarepants

There's a joke in there somewhere, something involving sloppy kebabs or battered sausages - let me think about it for a bit:D

NickNickleby

Minister wrote: »

Where.....the Midlands? Did ya go for chips😉?

Aha, rumbled!

Have to say I was out of that chipper like a shot after the transvestite started coming on to me. "howaye luv, fancy a one & one??" And he was an ugly oul' yoke too. Might be convincing if you had enough drink taken. Says he got into it about three years ago. Started describing how he faked the lady bits with some off cuts (he works in a meat processing plant, apparently. Seems somehow appropriate). That was enough for me. Zoom!!!!!!!


last thing I heard as I ran down the street was ".....don't worry luv, I won't tell yer missus". Yeah right, we've heard THAT one before. Fool us boardsies once, I say...
and now a moments silence for a fallen comrade...........

punisher5112

Shocking smell of fish in here.

misstearheus

What is love?

McCrack

Baby dont hurt me

NickNickleby

no, more!

pleas advice

swaner

Business trips when I am away and hookup sites when I am at home. 
Also, "combined" technique is something I started experimenting in past months: when I know where I will go in next 2 months, I use all hookup sites and apps to make communication with women in that city, so I think you can imagine what happens when I got there  Not every time but had some luck until now.

El Tarangu

swaner wrote: »

Business trips when I am away and hookup sites when I am at home.
Also, "combined" technique is something I started experimenting in past months: when I know where I will go in next 2 months, I use all hookup sites and apps to make communication with women in that city, so I think you can imagine what happens when I got there Not every time but had some luck until now.

Great - good man yourself.

swaner

El Tarangu wrote: »

swaner wrote: »

Business trips when I am away and hookup sites when I am at home.
Also, "combined" technique is something I started experimenting in past months: when I know where I will go in next 2 months, I use all hookup sites and apps to make communication with women in that city, so I think you can imagine what happens when I got there Not every time but had some luck until now.

Great - good man yourself.

Well, I am not sure that I understand your comment...?

Hector Bellend

And they say romance is dead

misstearheus

Any Street in Galway City between the hours of 4am and 6am approx. Apparently so anyway.....

swaner

Hector Bellend wrote: »

And they say romance is dead

Yap!  ;)

orourkeda1977

I'm 41.

I'm 27 stone.

My hair is falling out and I recently lost my job.

I'm not getting any casual fanny any time soon. Certainly not without paying for it..

Youre far more likely to find me **** and crying and twitching my arsehole with an empty vodka bottle.

swaner

orourkeda1977 wrote: »

I'm 41.

I'm 27 stone.

My hair is falling out and I recently lost my job.

I'm not getting any casual fanny any time soon. Certainly not without paying for it..

Youre far more likely to find me **** and crying and twitching my arsehole with an empty vodka bottle.

I understand you, but with some effort, everything can be changed, so don't be depressed, try to do something to change that situation. That is my friendly advice...

professore

orourkeda1977 wrote: »

I'm 41.

I'm 27 stone.

My hair is falling out and I recently lost my job.

I'm not getting any casual fanny any time soon. Certainly not without paying for it..

Youre far more likely to find me **** and crying and twitching my arsehole with an empty vodka bottle.

How does one twitch their arsehole?

TheValeyard

professore wrote: »

How does one twitch their arsehole?

Twitch stream?

swaner

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Twitch stream?

I don't understand this... ?

professore

Swaner is pretty thick in fairness. Seems to be no obstacle to him getting the ride though.

Gwen Cooper

Happy birthday to my favourite thread on boards.

Long gone, never forgotten.

yellowpostit01

Just after reading this thread. I'll raise a glass to our fallen comrade TrevK