Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours 2018

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machiavellianme

Everything has been over my head since page one of this new thread.
Can we go back to the old one?
And talking about LFC, or fun Bobby's pearly whites or llamas or something!

Heck, even pandas would do.

Yawns

emo72

Yawns wrote: »

seen the pandas and thought we signed someone:(

machiavellianme

emo72 wrote: »

seen the pandas and thought we signed someone:(

Nah that's when the red pandas are used. The black and white ones are for irrefutable facts and figures like net spend and other such measurands.

~Rebel~

Sofa Spud wrote: »

Stargate wrote: »

In the Kop end too

Nicely taken - and good timing too considering he hadn't seen much his side of the park until then. Still see Jesus starting ahead of him...

Love to see them all play - Bobby doing for Jesus and Neymar what he does for Mane and Salah. Coutinho behind them, and then Fernandinho and Casemiro rounding out midfield. Magic.

Widdensushi

corwill wrote: »

If Hieronymus Bosch was off his ****ing head on ketamine, he'd paint a picture that looks like this place this evening.

Sounsz vlx ixz moc

Moist Bread

Panda in-jokes! Goodmorning LFC superthread. For breakfast I am just having toast and a cup of tea. What's the sca?

Harry Palmr

Tis finally done - Can to Juventus.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/11394310/can-agrees-four-year-juventus-deal

5starpool

Nothing is done according to that. Agreed, will, later.

.red.

machiavellianme wrote: »

Everything has been over my head since page one of this new thread.
Can we go back to the old one?
And talking about LFC, or fun Bobby's pearly whites or LLAMAS or something!

Heck, even pandas would do.

What's David De Gea got to do with anything?

OwaynOTT

machiavellianme wrote: »

Nah that's when the red pandas are used. The black and white ones are for irrefutable facts and figures like net spend and other such measurands.

When do we use the green ones?

OwaynOTT

Moist Bread wrote: »

Panda in-jokes! Goodmorning LFC superthread. For breakfast I am just having toast and a cup of tea. What's the sca?

Soup

5starpool

.red. wrote: »

What's David De Gea got to do with anything?

Explain the reference please.

5starpool

Fekir not signing yesterday was about as much a surprise as the fact that the sun rose this morning.

.red.

5starpool wrote: »

Explain the reference please.

Is that not an old old joke?

Moist Bread

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Soup

A tasty soup. What kind?

Charlie19

Minestrone is a lovely soup.

Oxtail Chamberlain gets 2nd place.

With tomato in 3rd.

Charlie19

5starpool wrote: »

Fekir not signing yesterday was about as much a surprise as the fact that the sun rose this morning.

Dont mention the ...

Moist Bread

1) Chicken - #1 soup in entire world

2) Tomato - A classic

3) Gazpacho - It's a summer soup

ShamoBuc

During the summer this thread really acts as if it's on acid.... food, some football, a few pandas, more food, 'what's going on here?', more football, ' I don't get it ', more pandas......:pac:

SM01

Commencing operation Oblak....

Harry Palmr

Looks like Ejaria is going to experience the excitement of the Old Firm Derby.

STV (telly channel) says a seasons loan beckons.

Agent Coulson

Jaysus from Sunderland to Rangers the poor lad really does know how to pick the clubs in crisis.

Charlie19

I'd say all the young lads will be linked with Rangers by the end of summer and the papers will eventually get one right.

Moist Bread

Would utd let Rashford go for 50 million or less? If so it would be a steal, I am worried about him having a great world cup and his value skyrocketing.

Yawns

Charlie19 wrote: »

Minestrone Ginistrone is a lovely soup.

Oxtail Chamberlain gets 2nd place.

With tomato in 3rd.

FYP

MD1990

Sommer from Gladbach would be a good alternative to Allison or Oblak.

Been very good for Basle,Gladbach & Switzerland over the years. Good experience too & still 30.

DrumSteve

Moist Bread wrote: »

Would utd let Rashford go for 50 million or less? If so it would be a steal, I am worried about him having a great world cup and his value skyrocketing.

Are you in the wrong thread?

.red.

Moist Bread wrote: »

Would utd let Rashford go for 50 million or less? If so it would be a steal, I am worried about him having a great world cup and his value skyrocketing.

And your not on the wind up?
He was better than the Egyptian King last week and now you reckon we'll sign him for £50m

United wouldn't sell him to Liverpool for £100m.

Harry Palmr

Stop quoting him!

Moist Bread

.red. wrote: »

And your not on the wind up?
He was better than the Egyptian King last week and now you reckon we'll sign him for £50m

United wouldn't sell him to Liverpool for £100m.

I said his ceiling was potentially higher, not that he was better.

Edit: I don't reckon we will sign him for 50million. I asked if you guys think they would sell him. Can you read?

Moist Bread

Moist Bread wrote: »

Would utd let Rashford go for 50 million or less? If so it would be a steal, I am worried about him having a great world cup and his value skyrocketing.

Can't see us buying any Utd players, it's just how it is and likely to be for the next few decades imo

MD1990

noun
noun: imposter
a person who pretends to be someone else in order to deceive others

ShamoBuc

Moist Bread wrote: »

I said his ceiling was potentially higher, not that he was better.

Edit: I don't reckon we will sign him for 50million. I asked if you guys think they would sell him. Can you read?

This is the type of comment that really isn't necessary and paints you in a negative way. That and the fact that you think Utd would sell any of their players to us makes me think I really shouldn't see anymore of your posts, unless someone decides to quote them of course.

Moist Bread

ShamoBuc wrote: »

This is the type of comment that really isn't necessary and paints you in a negative way. That and the fact that you think Utd would sell any of their players to us makes me think I really shouldn't see anymore of your posts, unless someone decides to quote them of course.

He is misrepresenting me. It needed to be asked. He is painting me in a bad light already.

Moist Bread

MD1990 wrote: »

noun
noun: imposter
a person who pretends to be someone else in order to deceive others

Definition of misrepresent

transitive verb
1 : to give a false or misleading representation of usually with an intent to deceive or be unfair

• misrepresented the facts

2 : to serve badly or improperly as a representative of

emo72

Threads ****ed lads. See yiz in August.

opti76

toast1
təʊst/Submit
noun
1.
sliced bread browned on both sides by exposure to radiant heat, such as a grill or fire.
"she buttered a slice of toast"
2.
a call to a gathering of people to raise their glasses and drink together in honour of a person or thing, or an instance of drinking in this way.
"he raised his glass in a toast to his son"
synonyms: tribute, salute, salutation; More

Potential Underachiever

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Stop quoting him!

Hey Harry, I'm of the opinion it's a bit weak to be announcing passive aggressively that you have the guy blocked, if people are blocking others then just do it and then proceed to ignore them.

5starpool

Am I the only person who has never used the ignore function?

smileyj1987

Augeo wrote: »

Can't see us buying any Utd players, it's just how it is and likely to be for the next few decades imo

Sure when benitez wanted to buy heinze he was told a flat no and well he didnt even start for utd at the time. Any player who has played for both has had a club inbetween those spells.

Turtyturd

5starpool wrote: »

Am I the only person who has never used the ignore function?

Using it means you miss out on the posts desperately trying to get your attention. :pac:

Also hope the posters on the receiving end of those posts insinuating an intoxicated state, and an inability to read can persevere, stand up and overcome the situation rather than being forced off the thread.

Agent Coulson

Completely off topic but might lighten the atmosphere.

This @FBI agent was dancing at a Denver bar on Saturday night. Did a back flip, gun falls. He picks it up and a round is fired, hitting a man (he’ll be ok.) @DenverPolice investigating. #9News

https://twitter.com/RyanHaarer/status/1003084052226822153

Harry Palmr

Here's a kitten leaving a box

eyerer

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Completely off topic but might lighten the atmosphere.

This @FBI agent was dancing at a Denver bar on Saturday night. Did a back flip, gun falls. He picks it up and a round is fired, hitting a man (he’ll be ok.) @DenverPolice investigating. #9News

https://twitter.com/RyanHaarer/status/1003084052226822153

Love the way he puts his hands up afterward, that's my fault I'm sorry. No biggie. :pac:

OwaynOTT

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Here's a kitten leaving a box

That's a cat Harry

Harry Palmr

Just for that here's two kittens cats talking - the best video on youtube ever, apart from the one just below it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hirZFmRwXvE

Charlie19

A wise old woman once said that...

You dont need teeth to eat a banana.

Turtyturd

That just makes me think of Doug Stanhope’s banana lady bit.