Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours 2018

Harry Palmr

Sure Stoke had no else to create chances really! I was thinking about this aspect earlier - last season the Cube started 15 games as the No 10 and got five assists so 1 in 3 which may not sound that good but Stoke were ****e (obviously) and he was providing bullets for the likes of Couchigol, Diouf (and Berahimo who may not have played at all for all I know). Now imagine the Fun Boy Three ahead of him weaving patterns of play designed to take advantage of Shaqiri with his quick feet and passing.

Potential Underachiever

Shaqiri is all ass when he walks, his hips definitely don't lie, he's a fat version of Charlie Adam, hopefully turns out to be a better signing.

In all seriousness, he will do very well I think.

Looking forward to some of the more prestigious friendlies coming up.

Charlie19

A fat version of Charlie Adams:eek:


The Power Cube:pac:


Chunky Fella:)



Ninja Turtle Abdomen is my own favourite:D

Sofa Spud

Charlie19 wrote: »

Looks like Klopp feels the same way about Loveren but quickly puts a nice a little spin on it.


https://twitter.com/_ChrisBascombe/status/1018171516998037504

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DODouLV-720


Here's the full post match presser - if it can be called that, less than 6 mins - where that quote came from...

Potential Underachiever

Charlie19 wrote: »

A fat version of Charlie Adams:eek:


The Power Cube:pac:


Chunky Fella:)



Ninja Turtle Abdomen is my own favourite:D

Barrel boy isn't bad either.

Charlie19

Sofa Spud wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DODouLV-720


Here's the full post match presser - if it can be called that, less than 6 mins - where that quote came from...

Yeah klopp sure did turn the giggles around to a fairly good answer.

The man is a class act and i hope he remains at the club for a long number of years.

Agent Coulson

I see reports online the Sean Cox has regained consciousness.

Hopefully it’s true and it’s the start of a full recovery.

martyos121

Yeah Echo and other major outlets reporting it, absolutely wonderful news. He still has a long way to go but this is a big step.

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/liverpool-fan-sean-cox-regains-14910033#ICID=ios_EchoNewsApp_AppShare_Click_TWshare

brevity

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Not bad for a small out of shape fat man who can't run.



https://twitter.com/OptaJoe/status/1018056986041176064

God I wish we had bought Christian Erickson...

byte

martyos121 wrote: »

Yeah Echo and other major outlets reporting it, absolutely wonderful news. He still has a long way to go but this is a big step.

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/liverpool-fan-sean-cox-regains-14910033#ICID=ios_EchoNewsApp_AppShare_Click_TWshare

Ah, that's great news.

Agent Coulson

Lyon owner back at it again tonight saying maybe Fekir will go to Liverpool.

Harry Palmr

Poo ou quitte le pot!

PaddyWilliams

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Poo ou quitte le pot!

Sh1t or get off the pot?

murpho999

byte wrote: »

Ah, that's great news.

It is but a long road ahead.

He won’t be the same man after an injury like that.

gimli2112

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Lyon owner back at it again tonight saying maybe Fekir will go to Liverpool.

how do I put this guy on ignore, not you Coulson, the Frenchie?

BorneTobyWilde

Firmino needs replacing, can't be struggling on with a 45 year old number 9 this season.

Lovely shaped eyebrows. Nice to see a chap look after his appearance. He's a rival to Joe Harte now surely.

Mr.H

Augeo wrote:

Lovely shaped eyebrows. Nice to see a chap look after his appearance. He's a rival to Joe Harte now surely.

John wayne would vomit in his grave

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Firmino needs replacing, can't be struggling on with a 45 year old number 9 this season.

Looks like a 3D anime character....

Haha times are a changin'

Riesen_Meal

He looks like someone put an upside down ice cream cone on his head...

Widdensushi

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Firmino needs replacing, can't be struggling on with a 45 year old number 9 this season.

Are there any good barbers who support liverpool
I realise he is wearing braces but firmino s dazzlers show up anyone who isnt bleaching their teeth

Grueller

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Firmino needs replacing, can't be struggling on with a 45 year old number 9 this season.

He looks like Ariana Grande.

TitianGerm

Apparently Allison is going to leave. Thread here on Reddit about it with links to tweets from a very reliable Roma journalist.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/8z100s/alessandro_austini_confirm_you_that_at_the_moment/

citytillidie

Clyne has been stepping out on his misses maybe that is why he was missing for most of last season

marklazarcovic

citytillidie wrote: »

Clyne has been stepping out on his misses maybe that is why he was missing for most of last season

Unless she picks the team I can't see how

Turtyturd

Hopefully it wasn’t with his brothers wife.

robwen

Deja vu Dejan

Turtyturd

Who wanted to sign the Croatian keeper?

happyoutscan

Turtyturd wrote: »

Who wanted to sign the Croatian keeper?

F*cking useless.

ShamoBuc

Any top keeper NOT make a clusterfúck in the past month or so?

ratracer

Goalkeepers uniting to to take the pressure of Karius!!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

ShamoBuc wrote: »

Any top keeper NOT make a clusterfúck in the past month or so?

Haven't seen Mignolet **** anything up.

banie01

Hugo Lloris...
Loris Karius...

Maybe brain fart goal keeping is all in the "loris"?

If we get ours to change his name...
Be grand! And saves a fortune! :pac:

Agent Coulson

Lovren becomes only the second person to lose a Champions League final and World Cup Final in the same year.

redzerdrog

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Haven't seen Mignolet **** anything up.

He said top

martyos121

Brace yourselves lads, the Pogba nut huggers are about to run rampant over the soccer forum.

Not that I wouldn’t do the same for Lovren had the roles been reversed tbf.

retalivity

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Lovren becomes only the second person to lose a Champions League final and World Cup Final in the same year.

Who is the other? Thought there would be more

Agent Coulson

Right now the World Cup is over can we sign Fekir now please.

martyos121

retalivity wrote: »

Who is the other? Thought there would be more

Arjen Robben and Mark van Bommel in 2010 for sure, but there has to be more.

EDIT: Thierry Henry in 2006 as well I believe.

And Ramelow, Neuville, Ballack, Schneider and Butt all in 2002, for Leverkusen and Germany. Seems to be a common enough occurrence actually.

Turtyturd

martyos121 wrote: »

Brace yourselves lads, the Pogba nut huggers are about to run rampant over the soccer forum.

Not that I wouldn’t do the same for Lovren had the roles been reversed tbf.

Lemons lemons, something lemons. :pac:

At least he reverted back to United Pogba with his chance at the end.

Agent Coulson

retalivity wrote: »

Who is the other? Thought there would be more

I can't remember the answer it was a quiz question on the Times podcast one night during the World Cup.

Ok seems there is loads.

eigrod

martyos121 wrote: »

Arjen Robben and Mark van Bommel in 2010 for sure, but there has to be more.

EDIT: Thierry Henry in 2006 as well I believe.

Villa bt Bayern in 82 and Italy bt West Germany. Bound to have been a few involved in both.

Potential Underachiever

I guess some people just read a tweet and take it as gospel, then spread that misinformation all round the interweb like a virus!

Negative_G

retalivity wrote: »

Who is the other? Thought there would be more

Usual twitter ****e from that poster.

martyos121

Not this shîte again ffs.

HandsomeBob

martyos121 wrote: »

Brace yourselves lads, the Pogba nut huggers are about to run rampant over the soccer forum.

Not that I wouldn’t do the same for Lovren had the roles been reversed tbf.

Wouldn't see an issue in that tbh, just another illustration of Mourinho not being the best manager for talented young players. Pogba has a good tournament infinitely better than any game I've seen him in a red shirt.

~Rebel~

Turtyturd wrote: »

Who wanted to sign the Croatian keeper?

happyoutscan wrote: »

F*cking useless.

Wouldn't have blamed him for anything today to be honest. Thought he had a great tournament all in all, some top drawer saves, a bunch of pens saved, a few huge performances. Wasn't great for the Trippier goal, but keeping in mind he did his hamstring only a week ago, can't really blame him.

Agent Coulson

All this negativity is to much about Karius most of the top goalkeepers this year have made some crazy howlers.

Karius has potential to be one of the best.

Turtyturd

Agent Coulson wrote: »

All this negativity is to much about Karius most of the top goalkeepers this year have made some crazy howlers.

Get that of Twitter did ya? :pac: