Where are you right now? Part 4

Pac1Man

Shpud2 wrote: »

Can I have a poem please

Shpud2 was one who had a shoe or two,
Wondering why he tripped up and felt quite blue.
The crowd laughed and made fun,
Shpud felt his skin burn,
Wondering how he could find a way to start fresh and new.


Fcuk me! Drunk Pac1Man is is a dark Pac1Man.

ChippingSodbury

Mookie Blaylock wrote: »

Change gal to guy and you're there

Poetic license: it's all for the "ort"!!

Shpud2

ChippingSodbury wrote: »

Shpud2 is a gal who I do not know well,
For I'm infrequently here on this thread,
But what happened Shpud1? Was it gas or a gun?
Was it Shpud2 who made Shpud 1 dead???

Besides the gal bit that's fairly accurate










We don't talk about what happened to Shpud1 though

Kitty6277

I'll take a poem too if there's one going

Sephiroth_dude

Kitty6277 wrote: »

I'll take a poem too if there's one going

Her name is kitty,
She's gone damn pretty and is a bit witty,
Don't mess with her or she'll get tetty!,
and scratch your eyeballs out,
like most annoyed kitties!

Kitty6277

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Her name is kitty,
She gone damn pretty and is a bit witty,
Don't mess with her or she'll get tetty!,
and scratch your eyeballs out,
like most annoyed kitties!

Damn right!

Thanks Seph

Gremlinertia

The inaugural AH poetry corner is going well

Pac1Man

Kitty6277 wrote: »

I'll take a poem too if there's one going

Fcuk me.


Kitty6277 watched Lucky Number Slevin,
Wondered how Josh Hartnett could act as well as Bacon (Kevin),
She cried all the way through, ended up looking like she had the flu,
But pulled herself together and now looks not a day older than twenty seven.


Disclaimer: poem only works if Kitty is in fact over the age of 27 and has happened to watch Josh Hartnett's best work to date Lucky Number Slevin, also starring renowned English actor Ben Kingsley who played Gandhi in the hit film 'Gandhi'.

Shpud2

Kitty6277 wrote: »

I'll take a poem too if there's one going

There is a young girl in Tipp
Who is well aware it's a kip
Her name is Kitty
She's incredibly pretty
And next week she's going on a trip

Whispered

I am in the company of some literary greats!

Lads I'm freezing.

Kitty6277

Pac1Man wrote: »

Fcuk me.


Kitty6277 watched Lucky Number Slevin,
Wondered how Josh Hartnett could act as well as Bacon (Kevin),
She cried all the way through, ended up looking like she had the flu,
But pulled herself together and now looks not a day older than twenty seven.


Disclaimer: poem only works if Kitty is in fact over the age of 27 and has happened to watch Josh Hartnett's best work to date Lucky Number Slevin, also starring renowned English actor Ben Kingsley who played Gandhi in the hit film 'Gandhi'.

I'm not, and I haven't, but a good poem nonetheless

Shpud2 wrote: »

There is a young girl in Tipp
Who is well aware it's a kip
Her name is Kitty
She's incredibly pretty
And next week she's going on a trip

Why thank you!

fussyonion

On my recliner armchair, laptop on lap, glass of wine beside me, while the other half watches some ****ey Jean Claude Van Damme film.
I might go to bed and read my book in a bit.

Trigger Happy

On the couch watching the handmaides tale.

Ilovethe bonesofyou

Blessed be the fruit.

ChippingSodbury

Shpud2 wrote: »

There is a young girl in Tipp
Who is well aware it's a kip
Her name is Kitty
She's incredibly pretty
And next week she's going on a trip

There is a young girl in Tipp
Who is well aware it's a kip
Her name is Kitty
She's incredibly pretty
And next week she's going on a trip
The trip is next door, but she ain't no whore!
It's to Limerick, their hurlers are mighty.
They're still drunk and great fun, for McCarthy then won,
And to all from me it nightie nightie!

Pac1Man

Kitty6277 wrote: »

I'm not, and I haven't, but a good poem nonetheless

You're not? You haven't? Thank you kindly, I must confess,
It's a film you must see, right now, you must not miss,
Josh is decent actor, but this is one of his best,
Even more so now, since he's had not much success.

Ilovethe bonesofyou

We have now entered the twilight zone

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Where is everybody? I'm stuck in some poetry corner with all these rhyming bards impersonating boardies.

Perhaps my tablet has been hacked.


Anyway, I'm off to bed, to read my book instead.

Ilovethe bonesofyou

Treasure Thundering Marrow wrote:

Anyway, I'm off to bed, to read my book instead.

Treasure Thundering Marrow likes reading a book,
And also to catch fish with a hook,
Wash the cars and mow the lawn,
He ain't nobody's pawn (yo),
In fact he lives the life of Reilly it seems,
Goodnight, hope you have a nice sleep Treasure Thundering Marrow.

Mookie Blaylock

Treasure Thundering Marrow wrote: »

Where is everybody? I'm stuck in some poetry corner with all these rhyming bards impersonating boardies.

Perhaps my tablet has been hacked.


Anyway, I'm off to bed, to read my book instead.

Along came wise old srameen,
Who said poetry was a pain in the spleen
He retired to his bed
With a book instead
To sleep quite serene

Pac1Man

Treasure Thundering Marrow wrote: »

Anyway, I'm off to bed, to read my book instead.

Oh you trying to pretend you've no natural rhyme inbred?
Get ouwa that Treasure Thundering Marrow, you've been here longer than it seems.
I bet you struggle to type a sentence that won't be labelled as supreme.

Gremlinertia

I feel like i know less words than ever now with all these poets around..

misstearheus

misstearheus wrote: »

Car-side catching up on Boards.

I can haz a Poem made up about me too please?!? :cool:

Am laughing here, my Phone usually changes -side to aide or something but I use it so much now it has finally accepted it into its Dictionary or predictive thingy or whatever..

Misstearheus is a lovely lady who dances
One night she meets a fine fella and wonders
What are the chances
He is ever so handsome
She is ever so fine
Maybe just maybe this could be the time
But wait!
He is a farmer with not much upstairs
Not good with loving or even repairs
Oh why must I meet such a bad fit
Can I not find a man who isn't so shít.

Pac1Man

Gremlinertia wrote: »

I feel like i know less words than ever now with all these poets around..

Don't fret Gremlinertia, you may struggle but vice versa,
Stuff you know would make me glow,
Bright red with shame like a poor Dutch hoe.
Was that too far? I do not know.
I don't visit this thread often so I probably should go.

Gremlinertia

I've been poemed :eek: Well it's better than being pied i guess!

Ilovethe bonesofyou

I'm curious, is there people posting who are actually good poets but are just taking the piss here and not showing their true skills. Genuinely!

cbyrd

Treasure Thundering Marrow wrote:

Where is everybody? I'm stuck in some poetry corner with all these rhyming bards impersonating boardies.

Its so funny., Lying here in my bed
Felling tired and utterly well fed,
So goodnight to you all
I await for the call
From the baxtard also known as...
My alarm..

The Floyd p

These poems are all ****ing bent,
Despite their well natured intent,
On a thread on boards,
All the hoards,
Gather with malcontent.

Ilovethe bonesofyou

The Floyd p wrote:

These poems are all ****ing bent, Despite their well natured intent, On a thread on boards, All the hoards, Gather with malcontent.

Ah now, you're not going to get thanks when you're dissing all the other poets. You could get bard for that...

Shpud2

Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »

Ah now, you're not going to get thanks when you're dissing all the other poets. You could get bard for that...

Wait did you just?

Kevin Finnerty

Half a bottle of caskmates gone. Pissed, researching vapour barriers and happy. It's the new Friday night.

Ilovethe bonesofyou

Kevin Finnerty wrote:

Half a bottle of caskmates gone. Pissed, researching vapour barriers and happy. It's the new Friday night.

The old Friday nights were sh!te. Spring break woo woo!

The Floyd p

Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »

Ah now, you're not going to get thanks when you're dissing all the other poets. You could get bard for that...

Ah man you're killing me

Kitty6277

Bed, can't sleep. Too much going on in my head again

Gremlinertia

Kitty6277 wrote: »

Bed, can't sleep. Too much going on in my head again

Hate that feeling Kitty. Hope you can find a way to wind down.. I'm here for shyte talk either

Kitty6277

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Hate that feeling Kitty. Hope you can find a way to wind down.. I'm here for shyte talk either

Thanks Grem One of those anxiety things, even when you're not worrying you're just thinking, thinking, thinking

Gremlinertia

Oh yeah i know that one. On meds for years over it.. Still happens though, i just don't act as badly from it.. Whoever designed us needs to take a few suggestions on board for a bunch of upgrades

Kitty6277

It's gas too, for someone who's lying here planning out what they're gonna do on Monday morning, I'm very unorganised. Makes no sense! :rolleyes:

Gremlinertia

It would be hilarious if it wasn't so frustrating at times

Kitty6277

You do have to laugh at times though

Gremlinertia

That's for sure!. Not always easy but as the saying goes 'this too shall pass'

Witchie

I'm like you Kitty. I examine every detail of what I have to do. Make mental and sometimes actual lists and plan everything down to the last 15 minutes. I always work in 15 minute segments in my head. Like I need to be somewhere at 3.00. It should only take 20 minutes to get there but I add another 15 just to make sure am not late. Usually end up every where really early.

Am a slave to organisation and get stressed and anxious if haven't everything lined up how I want it. It does make me good at planning stuff though. Like my 40th birthday party. Had venue, menu, guest list and downloaded all the music 4 months beforehand. All I had to do the week of it was get the food bought and prepped.

Anyways. Lying on my bed having enjoyed the poetry session above. ��

Gremlinertia

I'm listening to Radiohead/Thom Yorke in the office..

Witchie

Gremlinertia wrote: »

I'm listening to Radiohead/Thom Yorke in the office..

He is such a wuss... imagine being scared of a taller fat woman trying to force feed you chocolate. Big baby.

Gremlinertia

I think it's more because he's trying to keep the skinny = miserable thing going :P

Witchie

Gremlinertia wrote: »

I think it's more because he's trying to keep the skinny = miserable thing going :P

Was lucky his security didn't remove me when they saw the panic in his eyes.

Gremlinertia

Haha i have a great picture in my head of this!. My reaction would be more 'rabbit in your headlights' Ooh i feel smug now!

Witchie

Am beginning to wonder if Thom figured out my user name and hence the Burn the Witch song

Gremlinertia

:eek: Could you imagine!

Ted_YNWA

Witchie wrote:

I'm like you Kitty. I examine every detail of what I have to do. Make mental and sometimes actual lists and plan everything down to the last 15 minutes. I always work in 15 minute segments in my head. Like I need to be somewhere at 3.00. It should only take 20 minutes to get there but I add another 15 just to make sure am not late. Usually end up every where really early.

That's me too, except I do 10 min slots. Always way to early for everything.

Lying in bed.