How the BOARDSIE PERSONA spends his bank holiday Monday.

5rtytry56

So he gets up at 11 and dresses, cooks a mess on his stove and boils the kettle.
Then his mobile rings (well he has no credit to make outbound calls).

Birneybau

Would not read again

Specialun

WTF

jcorr

LOL.

pleas advice

I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen. I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the house. I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too, It gives me a sense of enormous well-being.
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it

sexmag

I wake up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy

Unsure who I am and constantly need to change my name

harry Bailey esq

I can only speak for myself, but I'm spending mine thinking up never seen before kung-fu combinations that I could use on Ray D'Arcy.

RobbingBandit

I'm still in bed and I've been round here longer than you OP

yeah what ever I do what I want

Try_harder

Eh go around with a sense of dread and foreboding like every other day

riffmongous

pleas advice wrote: »

I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen. I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the house. I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too, It gives me a sense of enormous well-being.
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it

Well done, you just rescued this train wreck

Birneybau

pleas advice wrote: »

I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen. I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the house. I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too, It gives me a sense of enormous well-being.
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it

riffmongous wrote: »

Well done, you just rescued this train wreck

Parklife

Donald Trump

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

I can only speak for myself, but I'm spending mine thinking up never seen before kung-fu combinations that I could use on Ray D'Arcy.

Kinky

p1akuw47h5r3it

Donald Trump wrote: »

Kinky

I woke up in Chris Brown's body

chopperbyrne

Like a more productive Dolly Parton, working eight to five.

Conservatory

The wife is in making a fry. Gonna take kids out after it. Life’s good.

somefeen

My boardsie persona obviously spends his time researching a wide variety of topics in depth so that he can pontificate to the ignorant masses on almost any issue with ease.

5rtytry56

Birneybau wrote: »

Parklife

So just like the hobo here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gaJbR74ZvM


Well, the boardsie persona is the hobo equivalent this side of the pond i suppose.

Birneybau

somefeen wrote: »

My boardsie persona obviously spends his time researching a wide variety of topics in depth so that he can pontificate to the ignorant masses on almost any issue with ease.

Parklife