Three people, two bullets

riemann

If you were in a room with:

Dublin summer supporter (I only go to the big games)
+
Liverpool football club die-hard (this is our year)
+
Glasgow Celtic religious follower (low lie the fields..)

Who would run out of drink first?



Plot twist, there's only 2 of ye.

henryforde80

I don't think i've ever read anything more confusing.

punisher5112

I would just use the one bullet, line all 3 of yee up and bang and your split personality is gone also.

Try_harder

I would just leave.

Always number 1

riemann wrote: »

If you were in a room with:

Dublin summer supporter (I only go to the big games)
+
Liverpool football club die-hard (this is our year)
+
Glasgow Celtic (low lie the fields..)

Who would run out of drink first?



Plot twist, there's only 2 of ye.

I thought it was 3 people 2 bullets? Shoot 2 and pistol whip the third one...

Or is it you are one person and the other person supports all 3 above then I'd let them drink themselves into a stupor so I wouldn't have to listen to them

dclifford

so I am in a room with 3 others. but there is a plot twist and there is only 2 of us. Whats the question?

Signore Fancy Pants

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verycool

I'd shoot myself twice.

punisher5112

Double face palm

fred funk }{

Shamer for your thread.

YFlyer

Sounds like just one person.

Cantona's Collars

Simple,tell the Celtic fan that Liverpool were traditionally a Loyalist club then tell the Dublin fan that the other 2 think he's just a barstool fan and not a real fan. Sit back and watch them argue so much they'll self combust.
Throw the op on the resulting fire.

circadian

Aye, dead on. Saunter mate.

corner of hells

riemann wrote: »

If you were in a room with:

Dublin summer supporter (I only go to the big games)
+
Liverpool football club die-hard (this is our year)
+
Glasgow Celtic religious follower (low lie the fields..)

Who would run out of drink first?



Plot twist, there's only 2 of ye.

Is it you looking in a mirror ?

jaxxx

Literally my expression right now:

dmc17

riemann wrote: »

If you were in a room with:

Dublin summer supporter (I only go to the big games)
+
Liverpool football club die-hard (this is our year)
+
Glasgow Celtic religious follower (low lie the fields..)

Who would run out of drink first?



Plot twist, there's only 2 of ye.

Now if you push me to it, I'd have to say my favourite colour is grey. No, blue. A soft blue with a hint of grey. No, orange. Yes, orange. I remember now. I had an extension put on the house, and I put it on the extension, so the house is in a circle now, you see...

riemann

Some of you could consider upping your drinking game.

Donald Trump

Put 'em up again' a wall
In the middle of a field
Wan bullet. Bang bang.
Back o' de head

Ken Tucky

riemann wrote: »

If you were in a room with:

Dublin summer supporter (I only go to the big games)
+
Liverpool football club die-hard (this is our year)
+
Glasgow Celtic religious follower (low lie the fields..)

Who would run out of drink first?



Plot twist, there's only 2 of ye.

You are in a truly scary place...reach out for help

dclifford

Whats to drink in this room? You didn't specify the scene. Just need to know to calculate who runs out of drink first. cos its important.

RacoonQueen

riemann wrote: »

If you were in a room with:

Dublin summer supporter (I only go to the big games)
+
Liverpool football club die-hard (this is our year)
+
Glasgow Celtic religious follower (low lie the fields..)

Who would run out of drink first?



Plot twist, there's only 2 of ye.

Could we just use both bullets on you?

riemann

dclifford wrote: »

Whats to drink in this room? You didn't specify the scene. Just need to know to calculate who runs out of drink first. cos its important.

Good point, each person in the room has a stock consisting of their own bodyweight in Stella Cidre.

Victor

riemann wrote: »

two bullets

Is there a gun involved?

riemann

RacoonQueen wrote: »

Could we just use both bullets on you?

If you were in the room then I wouldn't be there.

It's what is called a hypothetical situation.

Franz Von Peppercorn

That rug really held the room together.

riemann

Victor wrote: »

Is there a gun involved?

Definitely not, a bullet is a unit of liquid.

As a general rule avoid combining guns and alcohol, somebody might get hurt. Especially if one was drinking irresponsibly.

lawred2

YFlyer wrote: »

Sounds like just one person.

Bingo

RacoonQueen

riemann wrote: »

If you were in the room then I wouldn't be there.

It's what is called a hypothetical situation.

This is a really difficult riddle.

JRant

Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »

That rug really held the room together.

The Chinaman is not the issue here.

riemann

Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »

That rug really held the room together.

It really did, Paul loved it.

Franz Von Peppercorn

JRant wrote: »

The Chinaman is not the issue here.

Please, Asian American.

JRant

Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »

Please, Asian American.

Donnie, you're out of your league.

dclifford

riemann wrote: »

Good point, each person in the room has a stock consisting of their own bodyweight in Stella Cidre.

Ah there is cider involved. Whats the qustion again?

Rikand

OP loves Man Utd, Mayo and Rangers

Esel

Daniel and Dana. Am I doing this right?

relax carry on

Someone should shoot this thread.

riffmongous

Rikand wrote: »

OP loves Man Utd, Mayo and Rangers

Please, that someone could be such a scumbag as to like one of those teams is
perhaps possible, and maybe two is approaching Charles Manson levels of evil but all 3?? I refuse to believe that kind of perversion exists in this world

riemann

dclifford wrote: »

Ah there is cider involved. Whats the qustion again?

Cidre, not Cider.

Irish Guitarist

The last line makes the rest of the story untrue. That's not a plot twist. Unless you're one of the writers of Dallas.

pleas advice

dclifford wrote: »

Whats to drink in this room? You didn't specify the scene. Just need to know to calculate who runs out of drink first. cos its important.

Everyone's doing shots

Ficheall

riemann wrote: »

If you were in a room with:

Dublin summer supporter (I only go to the big games)
+
Liverpool football club die-hard (this is our year)
+
Glasgow Celtic religious follower (low lie the fields..)

Who would run out of drink first?



Plot twist, there's only 2 of ye.

That makes less sense than your nonsense about the real part of the nontrivial zeros of the zeta function.

AllForIt

I don't do being in rooms with team sports people. If I were I'd line them all up in a straight line and use one bullet to kill them all in one go and use the second bullet for myself should I find myself is such a circumstance.