Mr freeze

Doctors room ghost

Had a big feed of spuds today for the dinner and fancied having a mr freeze for the sweet as an old treat.hadnt one in years.
Tried 2 different shops.couldnt leave a hand on one. The woman in the shop said there isn’t a mr freeze to be got in the country.they are on back order.boll1x to it anyway.

branie2

They're probably not sold anymore

The Backwards Man

Have a mug of tae instead.

PTH2009

The off licence around the corner from me sells them

Nice hangover cure, u can buy cheap knock offs in some places

PandaPoo

They sell them in Tesco. I've a box of 20 in my freezer right now.

Might have a cola one.

BuboBubo

Are they still made from water, sugar, clothes dye and nuclear waste?

PandaPoo

They aren't kept in the freezer in Tesco so you have to wait a few hours when you get home.

jamesbere

ICE TOO SEE YOOOUUU

KungPao

jamesbere wrote: »

ICE TOO SEE YOOOUUU

To see you iiiice.

The Backwards Man

BuboBubo wrote: »

Are they still made from water, sugar, clothes dye and nuclear waste?

Reverse colostomy bag.

Mutant z

branie2 wrote: »

They're probably not sold anymore

They sell them in the local shops in my area although its been quite sometime since i last had one.

Anyone remember the Flintstones Mr freezes you used to get in Tesco/Quinnsworth?
They were half the size of the proper ones and they had a picture of one of the lads on it

Pauliedragon

BuboBubo wrote: »

Are they still made from water, sugar, clothes dye and nuclear waste?

They are except for the red ones. They are used polar bear tampons sourced directly from the Arctic circle.

Doctors room ghost

PandaPoo wrote: »

They sell them in Tesco. I've a box of 20 in my freezer right now.

Might have a cola one.

A cola or red one I wanted panda.heartbroken I was.settled for a chocice and had a cup of sugary tea with it and ended up with a dose of the wild sh1tes.think it was the hot cold thing.ill try tesco for them when I’m there.thanks

rawn

Wanna know how I got these scars... ?

Doctors room ghost

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Have a mug of tae instead.

I had the tea backwards man.had it with a chocice and it backfired horribly. The perfect storm.

refusetolose

number 7 gets you a free one

Yer Da sells Avon

BuboBubo wrote: »

Are they still made from water, sugar, clothes dye and nuclear waste?

These days, with all this politically correct health and safety nonsense, they're probably not allowed to use nuclear waste.

BuboBubo

Hapax Legomenon wrote: »

These days, with all this politically correct health and safety nonsense, they're probably not allowed to use nuclear waste.

Those things are the sole reason I had no teeth for my communion.

JupiterKid

Are they even still on sale? Takes me right back to summers of my childhood back in the 1980s.

Realt Dearg Sec

rawn wrote: »

Wanna know how I got these scars... ?

Underrated comment

TerrorFirmer

A lot of them now in Tesco are 'sugar free' versions which taste like crap. Make sure to get the full sugar options!

PandaPoo

PandaPoo wrote: »

They aren't kept in the freezer in Tesco so you have to wait a few hours when you get home.

They spelt Mr Freeze incorrectly. That annoys me...

antodeco

I remember the jumbo ones that were basically a sugar based baseball bat. Think they were 15p instead of the usual 10p

dmc17

BuboBubo wrote: »

Are they still made from water, sugar, clothes dye and nuclear waste?

No, I believe they've removed the water to enhance the flavour

razorblunt

Dya remember the dodgier corner shops would happily sell them unfrozen, having only just gone in the freezer? It would be like drinking Toilet Duck.

Tom Mann Centuria

The proper ones in corner shops etc. are slightly different from the ones in Tesco.

Amazon sell boxes of the "real" ones.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B005KJJMPU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_VhniBbZM1NXKA

whisky_galore

With all the sugary snacks and sh!te foods there were very few fat kids waddling around the place, unlike now.

Sky King

I remember years ago a rumour went around that some of them accidentally fermented so me and my mates bought a load of them to try and get scuttered. Didn't work though. So we just went to the pub.

Padraig Mor

Aldi / Lidl sell their own versions of them.

Badly Drunk Boy

My fancy version of them is the Calippo, slightly thawed out. At the moment, I've 3 flavours in my freezer; lemon, lime, and cola.

razorblunt

Sky King wrote: »

I remember years ago a rumour went around that some of them accidentally fermented so me and my mates bought a load of them to try and get scuttered. Didn't work though. So we just went to the pub.

There was the other rumour that if you got the number "10" next to the name you'd get a free one. I think the shop on the corner exacerbated this too by giving them away if they saw a 10. Mostly due to 25 kids buying them for one kid to get the 10!

Realt Dearg Sec

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

My fancy version of them is the Calippo, slightly thawed out. At the moment, I've 3 flavours in my freezer; lemon, lime, and cola.

You have to work the shaft a lot more with a Callipo.

Yer Da sells Avon

Sky King wrote: »

I remember years ago a rumour went around that some of them accidentally fermented so me and my mates bought a load of them to try and get scuttered. Didn't work though. So we just went to the pub.

I remember hearing that too. I'm fairly sure it's true. Unless it isn't, in which case it's definitely false.

wexie

Tom Mann Centuria wrote: »

The proper ones in corner shops etc. are slightly different from the ones in Tesco.

Amazon sell boxes of the "real" ones.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B005KJJMPU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_VhniBbZM1NXKA

Local shop here sells those boxes for a tenner!!! :eek:

80 in each box

Got 2 at the beginning of summer, will last till next summer.

Greyfox

razorblunt wrote: »

Dya remember the dodgier corner shops would happily sell them unfrozen, having only just gone in the freezer? It would be like drinking Toilet Duck.

Yeah some places gave you a choice, soft one or a hard one, softies were nice but lasted 10 seconds. give me a hard one any day, lob it in there boss

Tom Mann Centuria

wexie wrote: »

Local shop here sells those boxes for a tenner!!! :eek:

80 in each box

Got 2 at the beginning of summer, will last till next summer.

Bargain.

yabadabado

Hapax Legomenon wrote: »

These days, with all this politically correct health and safety nonsense, they're probably not allowed to use nuclear waste.

The nuclear waste is fine it's the clothes dye thats banned.

AllForIt

You can make them easily at home yourself, all you need is water, orange squash, and a comdom.

Uncharted

AllForIt wrote: »

You can make them easily at home yourself, all you need is water, orange squash, and a comdom.

Instructions unclear.....

Penis stuck in orange.... ?

wexie

Uncharted wrote: »

Instructions unclear.....

Penis stuck in orange.... ?

No that's watermelon you're thinking of

Uncharted

wexie wrote: »

No that's watermelon you're thinking of

Phew.... cheers Wexie.

I was starting to worry I'd look stupid if anyone walked in.

take everything

rawn wrote: »

Wanna know how I got these scars... ?

Ha.
One of the first things I thought of as well.

DEFTLEFTHAND

God they were horrible things.

I can feel my teeth getting sensitive just thinking about them.

Four Phucs Ache

They usually tasted shyte because half the flavour was your own blood.

Blue was my favourite.

ToddyDoody

I didn't really like them but they were the cheapest thing going. Reminds me of the local shop which operated from a shipping container. You can do sexy things with a mr freeze.

AllForIt

I do believe I can recall when you could get one for 2p which is something I'd rather wasn't the case.

dr ro

Mr freeze or oasis? I was an oasis man/child myself.

Rezident

BuboBubo wrote: »

Are they still made from water, sugar, clothes dye and nuclear waste?

I miss them! The nuclear blue ones were my favourite!

Rezident

Doctors room ghost wrote: »

Had a big feed of spuds today for the dinner and fancied having a mr freeze for the sweet as an old treat.hadnt one in years.
Tried 2 different shops.couldnt leave a hand on one. The woman in the shop said there isn’t a mr freeze to be got in the country.they are on back order.boll1x to it anyway.

There were boxes of them in Tesco last week.

antodeco

I'm currently eating a pink Mr Freeze. Absolutely delicious. Thirst quenching heat fighting goodness. Real Mr Freeze aswell.