who wants to be my date

The Backwards Man · 22-06-2018 12:34am

Ficheall wrote: »

Hold the phone... TBM - do you need a date?

Can you Shoo the Donkey?

Ficheall · 22-06-2018 12:35am

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Can you Shoo the Donkey?

I can feed the donkey, if that's any use...

cena · 22-06-2018 12:43am

no more lift

Purple Mountain · 22-06-2018 12:44am

cena wrote: »

Pm me we can chat on Facebook

I don't have time for Facebook with the 4 lads!

_Whimsical_ · 22-06-2018 12:44am

Will you be meeting would be dates ahead of the wedding or will it be a case of turn up on the day and see what happens?

Purple Mountain · 22-06-2018 12:44am

The Backwards Man wrote: »

If you're going to take a woman to a wedding there's two things she needs to able to do,

1) Buy rounds

2) Shoo the Donkey

3) Siege of Ennis

cena · 22-06-2018 12:45am

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I don't have time for Facebook with the 4 lads!

Purple Mountain · 22-06-2018 12:47am

cena wrote: »

whatsapp

#Whatsthat?

cena · 22-06-2018 12:49am

Purple Mountain wrote: »

#Whatsthat?

texting app

deco nate · 22-06-2018 12:49am

cena wrote: »

whatsapp

I remember that advertisement campaign, BTW its whatsup.

ibFoxer · 22-06-2018 12:49am

Ficheall wrote: »

When in July is it? I'll be back from California on the 3rd, then heading to Amsterdam on the 13th to travel around Europe in a van with another stranger from the internet I met a month ago... So this wouldn't be my most questionable decision of recent times...

Sorry but is nobody else in the least bit curious to hear this story??

This could be the most epic of epic stories.

New Home · 22-06-2018 12:50am

deco nate wrote: »

I remember that advertisement campaign, BTW its whatsup.

Shirley you mean "whaassssuuuuup"

Purple Mountain · 22-06-2018 12:51am

deco nate wrote: »

I remember that advertisement campaign, BTW its whatsup.

Whaaaaaaassssuppppppp

New Home · 22-06-2018 12:52am

Let it go, Louis, let it go.

Kenjataimu · 22-06-2018 12:55am

cena wrote: »

I could be a real John cena. :D

Cena?

I'm sorry, it just won't work out.

I can't see you...

DunnoKidz · 22-06-2018 12:56am

ibFoxer wrote: »

Sorry but is nobody else in the least bit curious to hear this story??

This could be the most epic of epic stories.

Next AMA

deco nate · 22-06-2018 12:56am

New Home wrote: »

Shirley you mean "whaassssuuuuup"

Thats the one, and don't call me Shirley

deco nate · 22-06-2018 12:57am

New Home wrote: »

Let it go, Louis, let it go.

Name the lizards.
(I won a boob tube getting the names right!)
And I'm a man!!

taytobreath · 22-06-2018 12:59am

if u were gonna date someone from boards all you'd need to do it check their posting history to judge the type of character they were, providing they have a good post history that's over a year long.

Ficheall · 22-06-2018 1:00am

ibFoxer wrote: »

Sorry but is nobody else in the least bit curious to hear this story??

This could be the most epic of epic stories.

Just a fifth date, you nosy fecker. Hopefully it won't go so badly that it warrants a story.

Signore Fancy Pants · 22-06-2018 1:00am

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Purple Mountain · 22-06-2018 1:01am

Funny story. I would have had a nice dress to wear to a wedding but about a month ago, I was minding my brother's Shih Tzu hairy furball and he got distressed with separation anxiety.
Little funker ripped it to shreds out of the laundry basket. Cost me €120!
Anyhow got my own back when I left the back door open accidently and he hasn't been seen since.
Hate those little yappy runts.
So, sorry Cena. No dress = no date.
And no Shih Tzu.

DunnoKidz · 22-06-2018 1:01am

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Where do you live- My gf is Brazilian and has some crazy hot mates that need to practice their English.

Do they have any brothers?

Colser · 22-06-2018 1:06am

No Cork accents?

I'm washing my hair that day anyway..

Purple Mountain · 22-06-2018 1:06am

Colser wrote: »

No Cork accents?

I'm washing my hair that day anyway..

I'm Billy Murphy

ibFoxer · 22-06-2018 1:09am

Ficheall wrote: »

Just a fifth date, you nosy fecker. Hopefully it won't go so badly that it warrants a story.

Thats decidedly less than i imagined, can we jazz it up a little with some drug running and car chases?

And dragons, needs more dragons

New Home · 22-06-2018 1:10am

deco nate wrote: »

Name the lizards.
(I won a boob tube getting the names right!)
And I'm a man!!

Franky/ie and Louis.

Colser · 22-06-2018 1:16am

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I'm Billy Murphy

I'm yours and your mine Billy boi..ðŸ˜‚

misstearheus · 22-06-2018 1:26am

<<< is in Galway, isn't American with a very musical melodic non-Cork non-Dublin very flat Galway accent.

Also enjoys acting as Wing-Woman occasionally should the situation require it... Can Stack of Barley and Shoo the Donkey and Siege of Ennis and Shateesha with the best of them!

Knows the words off by heart of most of the Sawdoctor's Songs! :pac:

Shame I like to drink a lot and am very very VERY big or I might have put in my Application O.P. Oh well!

O.P. you need to get your A$$ over to the Where Are You Now? Thread! Loads of gals over there flirting for feicing Ireland and they seriously need to be put to the test and someone to call their bluff!!!!

TBM do you need any Wedding Dates to attend with you?!?

:pac: I'd love to meet TBM! :pac::):cool:

deco nate · 22-06-2018 1:33am

New Home wrote: »

Franky/ie and Louis.

Nope, bud, wiss, and err.
The clue was in the ads. Wait were they frogs? Anyway, I had a lucky dip a got a fecking boob tube!
Wasn't it the frogs that said it, the lizards were looking /about somewhere??

Purple Mountain · 22-06-2018 1:42am

deco nate wrote: »

Nope, bud, wiss, and err.
The clue was in the ads. Wait were they frogs? Anyway, I had a lucky dip a got a fecking boob tube!
Wasn't it the frogs that said it, the lizards were looking /about somewhere??

https://youtu.be/e6I8GkGMYt8

deco nate · 22-06-2018 1:46am

Purple Mountain wrote: »

https://youtu.be/e6I8GkGMYt8

The history of ads

https://youtu.be/ZOXAkJmQUk0

Eamonn8448 · 22-06-2018 1:46am

Purple Mountain wrote: »

https://youtu.be/e6I8GkGMYt8

hahahaha thats how his american date will prob sound at the end of the night - good luck OP

Omackeral · 22-06-2018 7:05am

My friend is from just outside Boston, plays hockey and is 22. She’s interested, has never been to Galway. Said she’d love to see the West of Ireland. She’s post op trans, is that ok? Oh she doesn’t drink either!

RacoonQueen · 22-06-2018 7:26am

cena wrote: »

Not one message ye. Sorry won't be putting a photo on here.

You expect one of the fine ladies of boards to agree to a date with you without finding out what you look like first?

cena · 22-06-2018 8:34am

DunnoKidz wrote: »

....or are Boston accent's out too, op?

Nope not out.

Omackeral · 22-06-2018 9:13am

So can you consider my mate OP?!

Omackeral wrote: »

My friend is from just outside Boston, plays hockey and is 22. She’s interested, has never been to Galway. Said she’d love to see the West of Ireland. She’s post op trans, is that ok? Oh she doesn’t drink either!

cena · 22-06-2018 9:38am

Omackeral wrote: »

So can you consider my mate OP?!

Pm sent

Snugglebunnies · 22-06-2018 9:41am

cena wrote: »

Snugglebunnies wrote: »

Oooh I think I fit his criteria, I hope I'm the chosen one!

Send me a pm. Are you American?

Not American, but blonde and curvy (not fat!)

Snugglebunnies · 22-06-2018 9:49am

Oh sorry just read the rest of the criteria, I've a child so I guess I'm out ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜

cena · 22-06-2018 9:49am

Snugglebunnies wrote: »

Not American, but blonde and curvy (not fat!)

Pm me

magentis · 22-06-2018 9:53am

Omackeral wrote: »

My friend is from just outside Boston, plays hockey and is 22. She’s interested, has never been to Galway. Said she’d love to see the West of Ireland. She’s post op trans, is that ok? Oh she doesn’t drink either!

I think you are taking the mickey.

cena · 22-06-2018 9:53am

Snugglebunnies wrote: »

Oh sorry just read the rest of the criteria, I've a child so I guess I'm out ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜

Kids are fine. It was a bad taste of previous words

Avatar MIA · 22-06-2018 10:08am

Omackeral wrote: »

My friend is from just outside Boston, plays hockey and is 22. She’s interested, has never been to Galway. Said she’d love to see the West of Ireland. She’s post op trans, is that ok? Oh she doesn’t drink either!

Nearly perfect... If only she drank!

Dramatik · 22-06-2018 10:21am

Why limit yourself to just one? If you brought say 5 girls with you, people would think you were an absolute pimp!

cena · 22-06-2018 10:58am

Dramatik wrote: »

Why limit yourself to just one? If you brought say 5 girls with you, people would think you were an absolute pimp!

I'm not greedy

Dramatik · 22-06-2018 11:28am

cena wrote: »

I'm not greedy

Neither am I my friend! (bellows laughter whilst banging a diamond encrusted cane off the ground)

Signore Fancy Pants · 22-06-2018 11:30am

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chite · 22-06-2018 11:31am

Conservatory wrote: »

She goes the gym but seems abit vegetarian

Yes and no (assuming you're on about myself). I have to confess that I time my gym routine so that I can watch Puffin Rock at half 7 in the mornings while on the bike or crosstrainer :pac: I dunno if Chris O'Dowd is being sarcastic at times narrating it "Ah there goes Baba, about to be eaten by a fox"

cena · 22-06-2018 11:36am

Chewbacca wrote: »

Have you got a shortlist yet and will there be try outs?

None yet and no

who wants to be my date

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