who wants to be my date

Omackeral

cena wrote: »

Pm sent

Sorry my PM isn’t working. Yes it means she was born with male bits but is now all woman. She’s some inline skater too. I’ll get her to FB you will I?

cena

Omackeral wrote: »

Sorry my PM isn’t working. Yes it means she was born with male bits but is now all woman. She’s some inline skater too. I’ll get her to FB you will I?

If you want. I'll pm you

Star Bingo

Should prolly get yourself a spade n dig up sherri martel.

J Mysterio

cena wrote: »

If you want. I'll pm you

OP is pretty open minded, I didnt see this coming. Will need to supplement the personality test with more quizzes next time.

Avatar MIA

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Funny story. I would have had a nice dress to wear to a wedding but about a month ago, I was minding my brother's Shih Tzu hairy furball and he got distressed with separation anxiety.
Little funker ripped it to shreds out of the laundry basket. Cost me €120!
Anyhow got my own back when I left the back door open accidently and he hasn't been seen since.
Hate those little yappy runts.
So, sorry Cena. No dress = no date.
And no Shih Tzu.

As an ice-breaker would a date to Dublin Zoo suffice?

DunnoKidz

Omackeral wrote: »

Sorry my PM isn’t working. Yes it means she was born with male bits but is now all woman. She’s some inline skater too. I’ll get her to FB you will I?

(asking for a friend)

fyp

(awaits name change from omack to omiss)

Purple Mountain

Avatar MIA wrote: »

As an ice-breaker would a date to Dublin Zoo suffice?

Galway Bay Hotel or nada.

DunnoKidz

op, if all else fails............chip shop

cena

DunnoKidz wrote: »

op, if all else fails............chip shop

I'll be ok. Sure will have loads of schools friends there.

DunnoKidz

(that was meant as a joke, cena)

cena

DunnoKidz wrote: »

(that was meant as a joke, cena)

I got it

daithi1970

cena wrote: »

I feel sorry for you

..a workmate of mine was like that back in the day..one year he had 20 weddings..he reckoned he was knackered and broke by the end of the year..

Colser

cena wrote: »

I got it

Are you a fan of piercings?

daithi1970

deco nate wrote: »

I remember that advertisement campaign, BTW its whatsup.

..it had wisecracking lizards, and everything..

daithi1970

taytobreath wrote: »

if u were gonna date someone from boards all you'd need to do it check their posting history to judge the type of character they were, providing they have a good post history that's over a year long.

Indeed, that would be the logical and reasonable thing to do, but this is the After Hours thread........

daithi1970

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Funny story. I would have had a nice dress to wear to a wedding but about a month ago, I was minding my brother's Shih Tzu hairy furball and he got distressed with separation anxiety.
Little funker ripped it to shreds out of the laundry basket. Cost me €120!
Anyhow got my own back when I left the back door open accidently and he hasn't been seen since.
Hate those little yappy runts.
So, sorry Cena. No dress = no date.
And no Shih Tzu.

that's a zoo with no animals isnt it?



i'll get me coat..

cena

Colser wrote: »

Are you a fan of piercings?

Not really. Tattoo is fine. Not really into the all over body tattoos

ardinn

cena wrote: »

Not really into the all over body tattoos

I'll have a look tho!

Purple Mountain

Cena.. what's your plan for the wedding gift?
Are you going to cover your dates half of the gift also?

cena

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Cena.. what's your plan for the wedding gift?
Are you going to cover your dates half of the gift also?

how shall I put? If they knew the bride and groom. she could go halves other wise I would be paying for it myself.

Wouldn't that be fair?

Purple Mountain

cena wrote: »

how shall I put? If they knew the bride and groom. she could go halves other wise I would be paying for it myself.

Wouldn't that be fair?

Have you sat down and done a Cost Benefit Analysis for the day?
That's a lot of moola for one date.
What return are you expecting from it?
The pleasure of the lady's company for just the day? A bed rattling for the night? Or something more longterm in the relationship stakes?

Conservatory

What if she doesn’t want the ride at the end of the night but feels bad about the whole thing and offers it. Would you take it?

Colser

Conservatory wrote: »

What if she doesn’t want the ride at the end of the night but feels bad about the whole thing and offers it. Would you take it?

She can fake a Cork accent...

Purple Mountain

Conservatory wrote: »

What if she doesn’t want the ride at the end of the night but feels bad about the whole thing and offers it. Would you take it?

That's a whole other thread.

cena

Conservatory wrote: »

What if she doesn’t want the ride at the end of the night but feels bad about the whole thing and offers it. Would you take it?

NO. If we do get on I would take a few dates more to get to know her. No point rushing into it

Conservatory

cena wrote: »

NO. If we do get on I would take a few dates more to get to know her. No point rushing into it

If she offered it up on the first night would you take it then never call her again because she goes around sleeping with people on the first night?

Signore Fancy Pants

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cena

Conservatory wrote: »

If she offered it up on the first night would you take it then never call her again because she goes around sleeping with people on the first night?

I would stay in contact yes

Signore Fancy Pants

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Conservatory

What if she was really cool and good looking but she wore a big heavy coat. Everybody was asking her is she not too warm and she would say no I’m fine. Then eventually after the fiftieth person asked her she said fine I’ll take it off and she was a dwarf sitting on the shoulder of another dwarf?

What then?

cena

Chewbacca wrote: »

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Keep it clean

New Home

Conservatory wrote: »

What if she was really cool and good looking but she wore a big heavy coat. Everybody was asking her is she not too warm and she would say no I’m fine. Then eventually after the fiftieth person asked her she said fine I’ll take it off and she was a dwarf sitting on the shoulder of another dwarf?

What then?

Could be worse.

Avatar MIA

Conservatory wrote: »

If she offered it up on the first night would you take it then never call her again because she goes around sleeping with people on the first night?

If you have issues start your own thread

Signore Fancy Pants

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Conservatory

Avatar MIA wrote: »

If you have issues start your own thread

What if I started my own thread and my charm charisma perfect BMI and robust immune system got me a date. Then because I am a married man sent the op in my place. What then?

cena

Conservatory wrote: »

What if she was really cool and good looking but she wore a big heavy coat. Everybody was asking her is she not too warm and she would say no I’m fine. Then eventually after the fiftieth person asked her she said fine I’ll take it off and she was a dwarf sitting on the shoulder of another dwarf?

What then?

two for the price of one

Conservatory

cena wrote: »

two for the price of one

Fun size?

cena

Conservatory wrote: »

Fun size?

:pac::pac::pac:

Avatar MIA

Conservatory wrote: »

What if I started my own thread and my charm charisma perfect BMI and robust immune system got me a date. Then because I am a married man sent the op in my place. What then?

I think your date would be initially disappointed because she was expecting to meet someone full of confidence about their own wit and intelligence, but would find that the OP would soon dispel her illusions.

cena

Avatar MIA wrote: »

I think your date would be initially disappointed because she was expecting to meet someone full of confidence about their own wit and intelligence, but would find that the OP would soon dispel her illusions.

Conservatory

Sigh still nothing.

Would it be against the charter if we did a whip around and got the op an escort for the night. He could report back. Not a pretty woman type escort but a junkie one that would rob the handbags and create mayhem. With camera phones and watts app and all that stuff we could go viral with the footage.

cena

Conservatory wrote: »

Sigh still nothing.

Would it be against the charter if we did a whip around and got the op an escort for the night. He could report back. Not a pretty woman type escort but a junkie one that would rob the handbags and create mayhem. With camera phones and watts app and all that stuff we could go viral with the footage.

I’m busy pm women. That is far as I well go saying

DunnoKidz

Conservatory wrote: »

Would it be against the charter if we did a whip around and got the op an escort for the night. He could report back. Not a pretty woman type escort but a junkie one that would rob the handbags and create mayhem. With camera phones and watts app and all that stuff we could go viral with the footage.

and by escort, ya mean..........yer ma? :pac: :pac: :pac:

Conservatory

cena wrote: »

I’m busy pm women. That is far as I well go saying

Been drinking?

cena

DunnoKidz wrote: »

I can vouch for this.... and discretion is the better part of valour

;);)

Conservatory

cena wrote: »

;);)

Get in there. Hold off on the dic pics until she asks for them. That’s the secret to it all.

cena

Conservatory wrote: »

Get in there. Hold off on the dic pics until she asks for them. That’s the secret to it all.

I am a gentleman so there would no pics like

Conservatory

cena wrote: »

I am a gentleman so there would no pics like

Good man if you get any send them on to me for research purposes

Signore Fancy Pants

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DunnoKidz

Chewbacca wrote: »

Anytime someone here says that, you just know they are creepy lying bastards.

:eek: but yer not worried conservatory wants to research them?