Heatwave Hanky Panky

Wombatman

Heatwave Hanky Panky?

Wheety

Wombatman wrote: »

Heatwave Hanky Panky?

Far too sweaty. I mean more than normal.

NickNickleby

Wombatman wrote: »

Heatwave Hanky Panky?

Thanks for the invite, but I'm hankey-pankyed-out, what with the heatwave and all.

Damnit Nick, get off the internet and out into the sun.

Byeeee

pleas advice

Harry Palmr

It's too hot, I don't understand how the third world is so fecund!

Hector Bellend

Wheety wrote: »

Far too sweaty. I mean more than normal.

They'ere the best ones. Hot sweaty sex is phenomenal

Jim Bob Scratcher

This thread needs PintPaddy and Johnyflash

fxotoole

Couldn’t be arsed in this weather. Too sweaty for a bit of “hows your father”

Gwen Cooper

You have to improvise. Hanky panky in the shower. Hanky panky in the sea. Hanky panky in a cave. Hanky Panky in the dairy aisle in Tesco.

Kimbot

Paddling pool is a saviour in times like this

eezipc

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

You have to improvise. Hanky panky in the shower. Hanky panky in the sea. Hanky panky in a cave. Hanky Panky in the dairy aisle in Tesco.

If you are vegan, hanky panky in the oat milk aisle.

Gwen Cooper

eezipc wrote: »

If you are vegan, hanky panky in the oat milk aisle.

....and no cream pies!

fxotoole

fxotoole wrote: »

Couldn’t be arsed in this weather. Too sweaty for a bit of “hows your father”

You never know till you try. Especially a quickie on the sun lounger!

pxdf9i5cmoavkz

Aunt Flo is in town unfortunately.

erica74

eezipc wrote: »

If you are vegan, hanky panky in the oat milk aisle.

Oat milk is usually just on a shelf, not in a fridge, so hanky panky in the oat milk aisle would pretty much still be roasting and people would think you're crazy because you wouldn't have the excuse of trying to have hanky panky in the dairy aisle where it's cool.

Cupcake_Crisis

pleas advice wrote: »

That’s my ****in tweet!!

JohnnyFlash

I’m fûcking buckled with a dose of the horn these days. I’d get up on a cracked plate at this stage. Heading into town tonight so hope to be up engaging in some acts of carnal desire with a busty lady circa 2am. Have a fierce lip on me for pints as well.

TheValeyard

Not much fun when you both literally stick to each other.

I wonder if this this is what its like for auld leather skinned coffin dodgers having sex.

Mint Sauce

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

You have to improvise. Hanky panky in the shower. Hanky panky in the sea. Hanky panky in a cave. Hanky Panky in the dairy aisle in Tesco.

Hanky Panky in front of an open fridge.

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Not much fun when you both literally stick to each other.

I wonder if this this is what its like for auld leather skinned coffin dodgers having sex.

What age would you consider auld ones to be coffin dodgers?

Mint Sauce

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

That’s my ****in tweet!!

With your now 100 new followers!

Dr. Bre

Do it on the beach - nice sandy hole...

odyssey06

I think I'll just re-watch Body Heat instead...

Gwen Cooper

Mint Sauce wrote: »

Hanky Panky in front of an open fridge.

Only if you're not responsible for the electricity bill. Or unless you're really, really quick.

Mena Mitty

[Deleted User] wrote: »

You never know till you try. Especially a quickie on the sun lounger!

A & E is full without........misadventurers clogging up the system with their bad backs and horticultural em....lost lodgements and the like.

.;-)

Cupcake_Crisis

Mint Sauce wrote: »

With your now 100 new followers!

I swear to god, like 1 person RT’d it, then buzz.ie put it on their twitter/Facebook and it went a bit mad. Not for me though, just them. I got like....2 new followers and a load of random guys trying to add me on Facebook. Raging.

Sabre0001

Ah sure, why not? No sheets or duvet getting in the way, it's bright, and leave them gasping for a drink after

Pintman Paddy Losty

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I’m fûcking buckled with a dose of the horn these days. I’d get up on a cracked plate at this stage. Heading into town tonight so hope to be up engaging in some acts of carnal desire with a busty lady circa 2am. Have a fierce lip on me for pints as well.

Good man Johnny.

The heat has me like a Tom cat. I went out for a stroll around the capital at lunchtime today. Had the wraparound Oakleys on to provide a bit of cover. The amount of young ones going around with bazungas hanging out was unreal. Solar powered broads. My mouth was gawping open.

I'm mad for the ride. The missus is heading off with the kids to the grandparents down the country. I was planning of having a bit of 'me time' at home but this weather has me hepped up like a 14 year old lad waiting for the 10 minute free view at 12 o clock on living. Randy as ****. I might have to venture in too. Where you thinking of prowling?

SeaFields

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Good man Johnny.

The heat has me like a Tom cat. I went out for a stroll around the capital at lunchtime today. Had the wraparound Oakleys on to provide a bit of cover. The amount of young ones going around with bazungas hanging out was unreal. Solar powered broads. My mouth was gawping open.

I'm mad for the ride. The missus is heading off with the kids to the grandparents down the country. I was planning of having a bit of 'me time' at home but this weather has me hepped up like a 14 year old lad waiting for the 10 minute free view at 12 o clock on living. Randy as ****. I might have to venture in too. Where you thinking of prowling?

I don't know whether to thank that post for giving me a laugh or report it to the Gardai....

JohnnyFlash

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Good man Johnny.

The heat has me like a Tom cat. I went out for a stroll around the capital at lunchtime today. Had the wraparound Oakleys on to provide a bit of cover. The amount of young ones going around with bazungas hanging out was unreal. Solar powered broads. My mouth was gawping open.

I'm mad for the ride. The missus is heading off with the kids to the grandparents down the country. I was planning of having a bit of 'me time' at home but this weather has me hepped up like a 14 year old lad waiting for the 10 minute free view at 12 o clock on living. Randy as ****. I might have to venture in too. Where you thinking of prowling?

Can't beat a good pair of pert knockers, Paddy. Not sure if that makes me a chauvinist or something these days, but I just can't help having a quick gawk when I see em. Might have to invest in a pair of wraparound glasses meself, so I can have a good ogle.



Thinking of heading into Grogans first to take the thirst off myself. Plenty of top totty hanging around South Anne street drinking cava and the like. :eek::cool:No real plans after that. There's a new place open on Aungier Street that I might wander down to take a look at. Can never rule out Temple Bar either. Pull some bird over on a stag from Essex, and get 'jiggy with it' back in her hotel room. Air conditioning as well so won't get sweaty arse syndrome after a few strokes.

harry Bailey esq

Hector Bellend wrote: »

They'ere the best ones. Hot sweaty sex is phenomenal

Put yer good hand in an ice bucket five minutes beforehand and keep it there until your ready to ready to kick off proceedings my man, you'll thank me for it

erica74

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I’m fûcking buckled with a dose of the horn these days. I’d get up on a cracked plate at this stage. Heading into town tonight so hope to be up engaging in some acts of carnal desire with a busty lady circa 2am. Have a fierce lip on me for pints as well.

Such a way with words:pac:

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

The heat has me like a Tom cat.

Where you thinking of prowling?

2 Tom cats in the one place is a bad idea so you should pick your own prowling spot, unless you're going to have a turf war.

Chev_Chelios

Starting to climatize to it thankfully.

valoren

It would be more hanky ponky in this sweaty heat.

endacl

Wheety wrote: »

Far too sweaty. I mean more than normal.

Manky panky.

misstearheus

Leak Week :D:D

Too hot for sex!!!
Then please explain the Millions of Africans, Latin Americans & Asians came into being?

Dr. Bre

Deleted User wrote: »

Too hot for sex!!!
Then please explain the Millions of Africans, Latin Americans & Asians came into being?

No contraception

Dr. Bre

Dr. Bre wrote: »

No contraception

That's not the point, they're Still at it, despite the heat.

Cupcake_Crisis

[Deleted User] wrote: »

That's not the point, they're Still at it, despite the heat.

They’re used to it, we’re not able for it

Hector Bellend

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I’m fûcking buckled with a dose of the horn these days. I’d get up on a cracked plate at this stage. Heading into town tonight so hope to be up engaging in some acts of carnal desire with a busty lady circa 2am. Have a fierce lip on me for pints as well.

I'm the same. I'm mad with the bugle. Got the pints in last night though.

JohnnyFlash

Hector Bellend wrote: »

I'm the same. I'm mad with the bugle. Got the pints in last night though.

Good man Hector! I’d say you have the chain nearly pulled off yourself today?

mea_k

Nothing beats good sweaty sex outside. I have friend with benefits so i call him when i need him and ship him off streight after. It's a bliss ha ha

fxotoole

Hector Bellend wrote: »

I'm the same. I'm mad with the bugle. Got the pints in last night though.

Apt username

bodhrandude

Jesus at this rate we're gonna need a heatwave super thread and throw in all heatwave inspired threads in there.