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Sylvia's Mother

  • 04-07-2018 2:23am
    #1
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    She was an awful aul cnut wasn't she?

    How busy can you be?


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  • #2
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    In fairness to Mrs Avery, Sylvia was busy!


  • #3
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    The guy calling was her ex pimp though and so the mother just didn't want her back on the streets is all.

    Not a chance did he just want to tell her goodbye. The man was jive talking.


  • #4
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    In fairness to Mrs Avery, Sylvia was busy!

    It's only half two and she's not getting the train until 9!

    Besides, there'll be no rain for a week


  • #5
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Outlaw Pete wrote: »
    The guy calling was her ex pimp though and so the mother just didn't want her back on the streets is all.

    Not a chance did he just want to tell her goodbye. The man was jive talking.

    That's them Bee Gees bastards you're thinking of


  • #6
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    It's only half two and she's not getting the train until 9!

    Besides, there'll be no rain for a week

    Train? Poor Sylvia. At least Alice had a limousine.


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  • #7
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Can't believe I'm gonna say this. .

    Who the fcuk is Alice?


  • #8
    zoe 3619
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 632 ✭✭✭zoe 3619


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Can't believe I'm gonna say this. .

    Who the fcuk is Alice?

    She lived next door for a while


  • #9
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Can't believe I'm gonna say this. .

    Who the fcuk is Alice?

    Forget about Alice. Caroline is where it's at. She's a sweetheart :)


  • #10
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    zoe 3619 wrote: »
    She lived next door for a while

    To Dennis Locorriere?

    That's like saying I lived next door to The Archies!

    The dog dancing up for the kiss in that, awwww central!


  • #11
    Try_harder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Sylvia's had the abortion, there's nothing you can do, please stop calling!


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  • #12
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Try_harder wrote: »
    Sylvia's had the abortion, there's nothing you can do, please stop calling!

    This is a feel good thread

    Try harder


  • #13
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Dont forget...Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too :)


  • #14
    Try_harder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    She shook me all night long!


  • #15
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Try_harder wrote: »
    She shook me all night long!

    Which one?


  • #16
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    On a side note, the YouTube app on Nvidia shield is ****ed, I wanted to load up a Mannfred Man song and she tells me she can't make calls yet and plays Fox on the Run by The Sweet

    If I wanted that I'd let the dog out for a pish


  • #17
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I'm trying to say Davy's on the road again and she's giving me Italian baby names!


  • #18
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Dont forget...Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too :)

    Too modern, I have to entertain Yanks tomorrow, they're all backwards over there


  • #19
    Electric Sheep
    Registered Users Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭Electric Sheep


    Sylvia's mother was trying to help Sylvia e


  • #20
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Anyway the guy ringing Sylvia should have taken Blondies attitude. Now that is persistence.



  • #21
    Try_harder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Dont stand so close to me!


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  • #22
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Try_harder wrote: »
    Dont stand so close to me!

    I know that feeling :/ but are you just naming songs now? :p


  • #23
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Be careful of Janie.


  • #24
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    If you could read my mind love what a tale my thoughts could tell. .


    In fairness, Mr Lightfoot is a gentleman, which is more than I can say for a certain drummer of a certain 70s chic ( emphasis on le chic) band who owes me 500 euro or an iconic songwriter that wrote a song about a deep South train that I lent a tenner Sterling to for breakfast in Belfast airport and never seen him since

    Not that I'm bitter or have a long memory or anything


  • #25
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    YFlyer wrote: »
    Be careful of Janie.

    She's got a gun!


  • #26
    Try_harder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Bang bang, my baby shot you down


  • #27
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Try_harder wrote: »
    Bang bang, my baby shot you down

    :pac:


  • #28
    Try_harder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Shot through the heart, and youre to blame, you gave love, a bad name


  • #29
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Try_harder wrote: »
    Shot through the heart, and youre to blame, you gave love, a bad name

    :pac: try harder! I know I mentioned Smokie and The Beautiful South but Bon Jovi?? I'm only messing :) Well half messing :)


  • #30
    Try_harder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Everybody doin' the mess around


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  • #31
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Google woman is taking a pure hand now, I wanted to load Kc and the sunshine band, so I say please don't go, she says 'ok'!
    I say no, play please don't go and she says 'Roger that'

    She must think I'm full


  • #32
    Try_harder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Hello, you fool I love you, come on, join the joyride!


  • #33
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    :D This thread is so funny :pac:


  • #34
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    As my granny always said, better to be a funny ****e than a ****e.


  • #35
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Turn around bright eyes


  • #36
    Try_harder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    I cant get no sleep


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  • #37
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Try_harder wrote: »
    I cant get no sleep

    Stop going modern ya bastard!

    Even though there's probably twenty five years old, it's still not out fogey disco.


  • #38
    Try_harder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    A long long time ago, I can still remember, how music used to make me smile


  • #39
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Try_harder wrote: »
    A long long time ago, I can still remember, how music used to make me smile

    If you're lost you can look and you will find me


  • #40
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    I don't know what this thread is anymore. I'm gonna go with this :)...



  • #41
    Try_harder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Time goes by, so slowly


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  • #42
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    ^^ah here if we're going down the Madonna route (I think that was a Madonna reference) then let's do this..



  • #43
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    And the operator says forty cents more for the next three minutes....


  • #44
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I don't know what this thread is anymore. I'm gonna go with this :)...


    Don't worry

    We'll be back in the high life again
    All the doors that closed one time will open up again


  • #45
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Jordan 199 wrote: »
    And the operator says forty cents more for the next three minutes....

    Fierce dear at the time wasn't it, twenty euro credit meant fcuk all in them days


  • #46
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Jordan 199 wrote: »
    And the operator says forty cents more for the next three minutes....

    Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong


  • #47
    MikeyTaylor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭MikeyTaylor


    Jordan 199 wrote: »
    And the operator says forty cents more for the next three minutes....

    Here's my 40c...


  • #48
    Vita nova
    Registered Users Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Vita nova


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    She was an awful aul cnut wasn't she?

    How busy can you be?
    Slyvia's an old woman now and her mother is no longer with us, so it's time to move on.


  • #49
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Vita nova wrote: »
    Slyvia's an old woman now and her mother is no longer with us, so it's time to move on.

    Sylvia's Mother has only just popped her clogs so don't expect anyone to move on yet. Just today, she's like:

    Last night, I heard my mama singing a song
    Ooh-We, Chirpy, Chirpy, Cheep, Cheep
    Woke up this morning and my mama was gone
    Ooh-We, Chirpy, Chirpy, Cheep, Cheep
    Chirpy, Chirpy, Cheep, Cheep, Chirp

    R.I.P.


  • #50
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Sylvia's Mother, pah! Everyone knows Stacey's Mom has got it goin' on ;)


  • #51
    Vita nova
    Registered Users Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Vita nova


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Sylvia's Mother has only just popped her clogs so don't expect anyone to move on yet. Just today, she's like:

    Last night, I heard my mama singing a song
    Ooh-We, Chirpy, Chirpy, Cheep, Cheep
    Woke up this morning and my mama was gone
    Ooh-We, Chirpy, Chirpy, Cheep, Cheep
    Chirpy, Chirpy, Cheep, Cheep, Chirp

    R.I.P.
    That's anything but middle of the road. What a great tune.



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