The Chocolate is only melting

imme

Maybe that's how you like it, slathered all over your naked body and liked off by your significant other.

Today is world chocolate day or some such nonesense.

Apart from that is your chocolate melting before you even take it in your hand.

How are the chocolate eaters getting through this.
Have you switched to the dark side, higher melting point but still potentially messy.
Are you refrigerating.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Straight from the fridge. Today and every day.

Fridge chocolate is best chocolate.

_Kaiser_

Dónal wrote: »

Fridge chocolate is best chocolate.

Cans of Coke are also better than the plastic bottles for the same reason. They come out of the fridge much better.

Greyfox

imme wrote: »

Maybe that's how you like it, slathered all over your naked body and liked off by your significant other
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Take it out of the fridge about 20 mins before eating it or eat immediately after purchase, it's hard to have a cup of tea while licking off your partner so that's a waste. Chocolate without tea is ALWAYS a waste of chocolate

_Kaiser_

Greyfox wrote: »

Take it out of the fridge about 20 mins before eating it or eat immediately after purchase, it's hard to have a cup of tea while licking off your partner so that's a waste. Chocolate without tea is ALWAYS a waste of chocolate

Tea is something that's massively overrated in this country... especially on days like this.

(There, I said it)

Wheety

_Kaiser_ wrote: »

Cans of Coke are also better than the plastic bottles for the same reason. They come out of the fridge much better.

Glass bottle Coke is the best one though.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Greyfox wrote: »

Take it out of the fridge about 20 mins before eating it or eat immediately after purchase, it's hard to have a cup of tea while licking off your partner so that's a waste. Chocolate without tea is ALWAYS a waste of chocolate

Sounds like a waste of good chocolate. The fact that I don't like tea may have a bearing on that opinion.

_Kaiser_

Wheety wrote: »

Glass bottle Coke is the best one though.

Yea, I've noticed they've started doing those again. Seems very expensive for 4 small bottles though.

Greyfox

_Kaiser_ wrote: »

Tea is something that's massively overrated in this country... especially on days like this.

I disagree, tea is one of the best things in the world, I don't understand how anybody can live without it, a cup of tea solves almost all of life's problems

Capt'n Midnight

Greyfox wrote: »

Chocolate without tea is ALWAYS a waste of chocolate

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-29126161

Canis Lupus

Jett Thoughtless Specialist wrote: »

Straight from the fridge. Today and every day.

But the coldness makes for an unsatisfying piece of chocciewokkie. Like icecream it should be allowed to warm up a touch.

looksee

I can't eat chocolate but when I could (or at any rate, did) the very best chocolate was the thin easter egg chocolate eaten before breakfast.

Donald Trump

OP. How many times do we have to tell you

Stop sticking toblerones up your arse