Celebrity Big Brother 2018 (3)

Harleen Quinzel

wyrn wrote: »

I was such a Sharon Needles fan. I was like “leave Sharon alone”. Have you seen the Sharon’s video Battleaxe with both of them re-enacting that infamous Dynasty scene

Yeah it’s brilliant.
I was a massive Sharon Needles fan too. I loved Sharon being delighted about winning the cruise for Alaska

Phi Phi is one I love to hate, but skipping the reunion really annoyed me.

end of the road

jesus that remix of the theme tune is absolute dog crap

end of the road

jesus here's more trouble! absolute cray cray!

Harleen Quinzel

India stirring up her beef with Ann :rolleyes:

johnpatrick81

Harleen Quinzel wrote: »

India stirring up her beef with Ann :rolleyes:

Shuddered when he was mentioned

donkeykong5

Jeff2 wrote: »

donkeykong5 wrote: »

Is Emma morphing into rylan ?

Rylan looks to have had a lip job.

Hard to believe he's still in his 20s. Looks so much older now.

forgodssake

Natalie ..my worst . was hoping that pair of tights she was wearing would rip going up the stairs .

fin12

That Ben is a f*cking sickner...

I wish Kim was let loose on him, she’d rip him to pieces...

retro:electro

This is the excerpt of Jermaine’s autobiography that I read. Absolute scumbag!

You get drunk, you talk to every bird, pull one, take her home and next day at training you tell the lads all about it.

They ask questions and you’re telling them: “She was filth, she did this, she loved it.”

That’s what they want. They don’t want to be digging in their purses and buying their own drinks at the bar: they’d rather sit with footballers and get free drinks all night. They’re coming over to get drunk and have some fun.

They know about you, your profile. They’re thinking: “It’d be nice to bag a footballer.”

What they don’t yet know is that you are literally going to take them home or to a hotel, have sex, do all sorts, and probably won’t speak to them again. We don’t care, and the reality is that we just want a sh*g.

We used to call it Monopoly. You have your “properties”, all different standards. You’ve got Mayfair (top quality) and Old Kent Road (the lower standard – no one wants to be there).

So we would gauge each girl as a property on the Monopoly board. If she was fit and famous then she’s high property, worth a lot, possibly Bond Street or Mayfair.

Then there was a girl a lot of the lads had been with and she would be Old Kent Road. You get the gist.

It worked like this. If I slept with any girl and then any of the other lads slept with her afterwards, they would have to pay me “rent”: if she was Mayfair, they would have to pay me £100; for Old Kent Road it would be £14.

I remember one of the lads coming up to me and saying: “Here’s 14 quid.” I started laughing and just went, “Old Kent Road!”

Then, out of the blue, one of the lads would say to me: “J, you owe me some money.” I’d ask why and they’d say, “Lucy – you owe me £20.”

The number of times Ashley Cole and I had threesomes! He lived in Canary Wharf and I forget the girl’s name now, but we brought her back and she was just up for it. We were high-fiving each other over her back. We had a little tea break and then went at it again. They just don’t care.

wyrn

Jesus, that's disgusting.

JP Liz V1

Nick told skidmark he gets mistaken for Paddy from Emmerdale

Meauldsegosha

Ken’s head is three times too big for his body. He looks like a bobble head.

johnpatrick81

retro:electro wrote: »

This is the excerpt of Jermaine’s autobiography that I read. Absolute scumbag!

You get drunk, you talk to every bird, pull one, take her home and next day at training you tell the lads all about it.

They ask questions and you’re telling them: “She was filth, she did this, she loved it.”

That’s what they want. They don’t want to be digging in their purses and buying their own drinks at the bar: they’d rather sit with footballers and get free drinks all night. They’re coming over to get drunk and have some fun.

They know about you, your profile. They’re thinking: “It’d be nice to bag a footballer.”

What they don’t yet know is that you are literally going to take them home or to a hotel, have sex, do all sorts, and probably won’t speak to them again. We don’t care, and the reality is that we just want a sh*g.

We used to call it Monopoly. You have your “properties”, all different standards. You’ve got Mayfair (top quality) and Old Kent Road (the lower standard – no one wants to be there).

So we would gauge each girl as a property on the Monopoly board. If she was fit and famous then she’s high property, worth a lot, possibly Bond Street or Mayfair.

Then there was a girl a lot of the lads had been with and she would be Old Kent Road. You get the gist.

It worked like this. If I slept with any girl and then any of the other lads slept with her afterwards, they would have to pay me “rent”: if she was Mayfair, they would have to pay me £100; for Old Kent Road it would be £14.

I remember one of the lads coming up to me and saying: “Here’s 14 quid.” I started laughing and just went, “Old Kent Road!”

Then, out of the blue, one of the lads would say to me: “J, you owe me some money.” I’d ask why and they’d say, “Lucy – you owe me £20.”

The number of times Ashley Cole and I had threesomes! He lived in Canary Wharf and I forget the girl’s name now, but we brought her back and she was just up for it. We were high-fiving each other over her back. We had a little tea break and then went at it again. They just don’t care.

Bantz innit

Yeah he’s a bell end

forgodssake

retro:electro wrote:

This is the excerpt of Jermaine’s autobiography that I read. Absolute scumbag!

Creep . You'd know by the leery head on him too .

soiseztomabel

Caught for tax evasion, verbally abusing and cheating on wife, scummy football player, having severe body dysmorphia, glamour model who was kidnapped, drunk driver, ex reality star who cheated on another reality star with a guy caught verbally abusing and cheating on his wife, a groper in a turban, a cockney love rat from a reality show, a sham psychic who exploited grieving individuals got trolled for being in a car crash..... scraping the bottom,will still watch though.

johnpatrick81

Perez

JP Liz V1

Perez thinks Kirstie Alley will walk

johnpatrick81

Ken doll bad girl and some other girl straight into hot tub, in their entrance outfits!

Surreptitious

Rylan looks like he will perform an exorcism.

MelanieC

Woah, just finished reading all your posts now, do you guys have an army of minions typing away furiously while ye watch, I'm just not able for that level of multitasking!

Main thoughts from tonight -
Emma has gotten way too thin, gaunt looking.
Ken doll freaks me out big time.
Roxanne "roxy" Pallett is trying way too hard.
Footballer is a douche. Shocker.
Kirstie "Kirstie Alley" Alley seems a tad unhinged. (Lovely.)
Lauren Branning's hubby is a twat.
Quite like the banker dude. (Liam Neeson as Kim calls him! Lol!!)

skipper_G

MelanieC wrote: »

Woah, just finished reading all your posts now, do you guys have an army of minions typing away furiously while ye watch, I'm just not able for that level of multitasking!

Main thoughts from tonight -
Emma has gotten way too thin, gaunt looking.
Ken doll freaks me out big time.
Roxanne "roxy" Pallett is trying way too hard.
Footballer is a douche. Shocker.
Kirstie "Kirstie Alley" Alley seems a tad unhinged. (Lovely.)
Lauren Branning's hubby is a twat.
Quite like the banker dude. (Liam Neeson as Kim calls him! Lol!!)

Yeah but his shift finished 5 minutes ago

neonsofa

Harleen Quinzel wrote: »

Good lord, Richard Blackwood is just delicious.

Yep

Ken guy to win

Mam of 4

deco nate wrote: »

Well I won't WAFFLE on, you will only go BLUE in the face....

:mad:

deco nate

Mam of 4 wrote: »

:mad:

johnpatrick81

neonsofa wrote: »

Yep

Ken guy to win

Finished your taxi run bbz

retro:electro

soiseztomabel wrote: »

Caught for tax evasion, verbally abusing and cheating on wife, scummy football player, having severe body dysmorphia, glamour model who was kidnapped, drunk driver, ex reality star who cheated on another reality star with a guy caught verbally abusing and cheating on his wife, a groper in a turban, a cockney love rat from a reality show, a sham psychic who exploited grieving individuals got trolled for being in a car crash..... scraping the bottom,will still watch though.

neonsofa

johnpatrick81 wrote: »

Finished your taxi run bbz

Some things never change :pac:

end of the road

skipper_G wrote: »

You're watching behind aren't you eotr?

i am yeah, the soaps were on. should be able to watch live tomorrow though.

MelanieC

That Ben guy from married at first sight - I watched that show and he did not sound anything like he did tonight, all Danny dyer geezer talk. He had a well to do posh accent on mafs, was arrogant but not adhd like tonight. He's full of ****e. Fake and fame hungry.

neonsofa

MelanieC wrote: »

That Ben guy from married at first sight - I watched that show and he did not sound anything like he did tonight, all Danny dyer geezer talk. He had a well to do posh accent on mafs, was arrogant but not adhd like tonight. He's full of ****e. Fake and fame hungry.

I just remember being horrified at the shoes he wore to his wedding. And how weird his brother looked.