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How do you know when your drunk?(Omackeral)

  • 25-07-2018 12:05am
    #1
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,853 ✭✭✭✭


    When my nose started to feel numb I always knew I was drunk.


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  • #2
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,275 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    How do you know when your what is drunk?


  • #3
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher




  • #4
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    When I fell over, that was usually a sign for me


  • #5
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,853 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Is your nose going numb common when our drunk?


  • #6
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    I stand at the door of my bedroom , wait for the bed to spin round to me and jump on , that's generally a good sign I'm drunk.


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  • #7
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    Is your nose going numb common when our drunk?

    That could be frostbite , I'd be careful if I was you.


  • #8
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,550 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Ford : “You’d better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.”

    Arthur : “What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?”

    Ford : “You ask a glass of water.”

    - Douglas Adams , The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy


  • #9
    Filmer Paradise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,340 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    When all you see is shocked faces & someone (usually female) says 'Take me away from the scary man!'.


  • #10
    Bogfairy
    Registered Users Posts: 40 ✭Bogfairy


    When I go for a pi55, pull out my flute, see two, put one back in my pants, and pi55 in my trousers.

    Yuhh, Tim e tog o hom..........e...........

    *Hic*.........


  • #11
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,853 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    corner of hells wrote: »
    That could be frostbite , I'd be careful if I was you.

    I was once by a friend that their nose always went numb when they took cocaine.


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  • #12
    Carry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭Carry


    When you start threads in AH ....


  • #13
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    When you don't know the difference between your and you're.


  • #14
    How Soon Is Now
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,136 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    Omackeral wrote: »
    When you don't know the difference between your and you're.

    I'm out of me tree so!


  • #15
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,853 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Omackeral wrote: »
    When you don't know the difference between your and you're.

    Grammar and spelling has never being my friend and remember who's the moderator here!


  • #16
    Bearhunter
    Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭Bearhunter


    When you feel sophisticated, but can't pronounce it.


  • #17
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    When money, work and responsibility all become meaningless and secondary to continuing the party.


  • #18
    mzungu
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,309 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    Heavy metal becomes slightly bearable to listen to.


  • #19
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    Grammar and spelling has never being my friend and remember who's the moderator here!

    Your the moderator


  • #20
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,853 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Your the moderator


    I know....................


  • #21
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    I know....................

    Sorry I meant you're the moderator. They're was a mistake.


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  • #22
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,309 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    Grammar and spelling has never being my friend and remember who's the moderator here!

    They (have) never been my friend either man :p

    To thine own self be true



  • #23
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,853 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    They (have) never been my friend either man :p

    I gave up worrying about your/your're/there/their/there're the day I decided to do ordinary level English!


  • #24
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    When I spent the last half an hour trying to get a bat out of the pub, barman left squealing and didn't even give me a pint when I got the wee bugger out.


  • #25
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    When I spent the last half an hour trying to get a bat out of the pub, barman left squealing and didn't even give me a pint when I got the wee bugger out.

    CATCH HIM DERRY!!!


  • #26
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Omackeral wrote: »
    CATCH HIM DERRY!!!

    Haha was thinking of that, me and another fella in the pub after hours, full drunk, barman nowhere to be seen, double doors wide open, one of those times you wish the guards would come.


  • #27
    diusmr8a504cvk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,959 ✭✭✭diusmr8a504cvk


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    When my nose started to feel numb I always knew I was drunk.
    I can concur, along with my cheeks (not the arse cheeks).
    Some man to pull all the same lads, no messing.


  • #28
    Noveight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    When you see yourself in the jacks mirror and instinctively ask "Howayou gettin' on?" :P


  • #29
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,853 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Noveight wrote: »
    When you see yourself in the jacks mirror and instinctively ask "Howayou gettin' on?" :P

    Oh God One night I was certain I met somebody who looked exactly like me. It took me a few minutes to cop on.


  • #30
    WhiteMemento9
    Registered Users Posts: 1,573 ✭✭✭WhiteMemento9


    Bottle of red wine. I am a lightweight these days :)


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  • #31
    TightyWhiteys
    Registered Users Posts: 37 ✭TightyWhiteys


    Omackeral wrote: »
    When you don't know the difference between your and you're.
    How Soon Is Now wrote: »
    I'm out of me tree so!

    I know I'm going to get a slap on the wrist for this but.. ...
    You're is short for 'you are' the clue is in the word! It's practically half spelled out for you! You(a)'re

    Same with they(a)'re


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