Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

zell12

"I google X hospital de other day"

sligojoek

Joe is not a fan of Shane Ross. That's the only reason this is being discussed.

zell12

Emily is a granny

glenfieldman

Why are these people getting very animated about this
It will NEVER happen because Shane Ross is an empty vessel

sligojoek

zell12 wrote: »

Emily is a granny

Well done. Well done.

Del.Monte

zell12 wrote: »

Emily is a granny

So is Joe - well an old woman anyway.

BarryD2

This is great gas! You'll have to admit - good stunt by the Independents. Great publicity for a few days and then it'll be quietly buried.

zell12

sligojoek wrote: »

Well done. Well done.

I'm so proud.

sligojoek

Joe. Move on to the sophisticated scam.

zell12

Clip number 3 from Miriam show

zell12

TELLY POLE
5 minutes on de granny €1k grant

meep

telegraphic reasons?

Wot's dat, Joe?

SEPT 23 1989

Telegraphic reasons

sligojoek

For telegraphic reasons ???

DoctorEdgeWild

Even the most simple poll instruction becomes needlessly complex from the 400k mouth.

BarryD2

Ah yes, let's boost the telecoms profits with meaningless txts.

zell12

Text Whoy for Yes, Enn for No

sligojoek

Cancer on darcy. For a change.

minikin

Babcia in Warsaw will be rubbing her hands as no doubt the geniuses in the civil service will bungle the legislation meaning all grandparents will be entitled even if they don't live here...

zell12

Plug plug plug

thecretinhop

camp voice just there

Dan Jaman

Thanks for the Funny Fryday warning.

McDermotX

Hello Joe !!!!

zell12

Oh Hello Joooooe!

McDermotX

I do look after my grandkids Joe...just not very well

Del.Monte

Do you look after your grandparents? Jesus the man's really challenged to utter the simplest sentence.

meep

Will Joe mention the historical accuracy of text polls in terms of guaging the mood of the nation, so to speak.

text Y for 'of course, of course', text N for 'you can't say dat'

bottlebrush

Talking sense

sligojoek

He asks her a question. As soon as she tries to answer he barges in with another and won't listen to that answer either

Dan Jaman

Oh, pyss off, Joe.

SEPT 23 1989

That wasn't five minutes

Rock Lesnar

That was a quick 5mins

thecretinhop

joes cunning phone poll to stop sein fein lol

2smiggy

is Joe trying to take credit for the Liam Miller change of venue ? :mad:

zell12

Foive minute tellypole.
Y for granny grant: 20%
N to granny grant: 80%

sligojoek

It wasn't raised first on liveline. It was on the 6.00 news the previous evening

McDermotX

You weren't Joe

You thought it was a great idea

zell12

Rock Lesnar wrote: »

That was a quick 5mins

Is that what she said to you?

80% thank goodness have sense.

sligojoek

meep wrote: »

Will Joe mention the historical accuracy of text polls in terms of guaging the mood of the nation, so to speak.

text Y for 'of course, of course', text N for 'you can't say dat'

BINGO

surferdudz

One thing is clear...Shane Ross has not thought this through..........

Dan Jaman

Pora meagla margra?
What de feck is that supposed to be?

meep

2smiggy wrote: »

is Joe trying to take credit for the Liam Miller change of venue ? :mad:

Of course.

ButtersSuki

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 148
Joe Shows: 117
No Show Joe Shows: 31
Breakeens 4 Joe: 31
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 26
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €292,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.

An Claidheamh

Maybe 80% realise they'll have to pay for it so it's not really free?

cozar

none of that 80% are grannies they would be voting Y is they were.

ButtersSuki

I'm not listening but from reading de thread it sounds like we're getting good value for money today......:rolleyes:

thecretinhop

sligojoek wrote: »

It wasn't raised first on liveline. It was on the 6.00 news the previous evening

im here all summer.
he has a fetish for mistruths but de donald is de only won who does dat

zell12

surferdudz wrote: »

One thing is clear...Shane Ross has not thought this through..........

Aye. He's in a bicycle boyband now

boardise

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Pora meagla margra?
What de feck is that supposed to be?

I think that's the Gaelic for 'Curry my yogurt'