Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

Odyssey 2005

Is this a lost luggage call..

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

POSSIBLY on twoday's show:

• A man bought David Bowie's car (A Bentley so to speak) and it failed de NCT and dat so to speak as de bulb was not bright enough. It cost €600 to change so to speak. Man wit too much munny and time on his hands complains to anudder man wit too much munny and time on his hands about de price a light bulbs - NATIONAL NEW STORY
• Animated debate in Doyle Éireann so to speak and dat. Martin Ferris was all guns blazing (he actually said dat) and he said De B wurd and De F wurd. "He called dem F'in B's" sez Joe. B is a bad wurd apparently and not suitable for dis hour of de day - except when preceded by "BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD....." . I'm no fan of SF, but Fateen can never resist the opportunity for a dig-een, ignoring of course his won hypocrisy on de B wurd and dat.
• Ware do de Presidential candidates get dare munny and dat so to speak?
• JP and de taxes so to speak and dat.

Camp voyis? As sure and death and taxes (to PAYE wurkers at least).





DEFIN-EYE-TLY on twoday's show:

• Death
• Misery
• De paaaain
• Copious (and mostly incorrect or inaccurate) use of de phrases "Wow", "so to speak", "My God", "You can't say dat" and "Oh good luck"
• Sharp intake of breath noises

BINGO IN RED so to speak. I expect a full house by 3.

Dan Jaman

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

How did he be dying caller?

He forgot his parachute.

Odyssey 2005

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

How did he be dying caller?

I'm waiting for the question

ButtersSuki

I'm out. Will read back later.


Have fun kids.

Odyssey 2005

Dan Jaman wrote: »

He forgot his parachute.

Straight to hell for that one..

Roger_007

Joe is not interested in the lost luggage...........he wants to get the details of the death, (and hopefully a few tears).

somesoldiers

Oghams razor so to speak

somesoldiers

Smoking Kills

Odyssey 2005

Roger_007 wrote: »

Joe is not interested in the lost luggage...........he wants to get the details of the death, (and hopefully a few tears).

He's in the starting blocks

Brendan Bendar

Sky diver....parachute person......... think I can guess.


Tough on his mother...... terrible.

Dan Jaman

Light a penny fag.

dvcireland

Aboriginal Woodbines ?

Del.Monte

Joe 'dying' to ask what the son died from.

Odyssey 2005

Keep up Duffy. She said that 10 mins ago

Odyssey 2005

Del.Monte wrote: »

Joe 'dying' to ask what the son died from.

At this rate ...so are we.

SEPT 23 1989

Not such a big man with Eithad are we Joe

dvcireland

Wat kolir wuz the parachute

ebbsy

Come on now Joe they WERE ****ing callous.

withless

wherz de compassun?

Dan Jaman

Muff diving?

SEPT 23 1989

Here we go the eagle of death is circling

Odyssey 2005

Wonder was he a friend of fungus. Is that how she got on ?

glenfieldman

Sewrside caller

Brendan Bendar

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Here we go the eagle of death is circling

Go around....

Dan Jaman

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Wonder was he a friend of fungus. Is that how she got on ?

I'd lay odds on him being in the same para-shooting club as somebody we know.

Roger_007

Sewercide it was then?

withless

Joe basically standing at the grave wiha shuvel at dis stage.

Odyssey 2005

Dan Jaman wrote: »

I'd lay odds on him being in the same para-shooting club as somebody we know.

Yeah Fungus McNulty.

Dan Jaman

Abby Dabby, Joe.

Dan Jaman

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Yeah Fungus McNulty.

Sorry, I can't hear you because somebody's playing more music.

Mena Mitty

Plane half an hour early..pilot took a short cut.

dvcireland

Joe's private jet doesn't have the range to get to Abby dabby doo

withless

Joe won't let it go, the smell of death is driving him mad at the moment.

thecretinhop

ah joe happiest in the warm embrace of death.

Roger_007

Bag goes missing in the Middle East.....what to do?........call a radio station in Ireland, of course!

minikin

Most people enjoy watching the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi don’t.

somesoldiers

minikin wrote: »

Most people enjoy watching the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi don’t.

Funny Fryday application for on its way

minikin

somesoldiers wrote: »

Funny Fryday application for on its way

Dan Jaman

Dat ain't no lady, dat's my woife.

thecretinhop

lol fireworks

dvcireland

Caller, a real ladies man

withless

Bad, bad Researchers!

Floppybits

Here we go. Joe is really struggling with this.

thecretinhop

its like trying to get a dog to fly a plane easier than joe getting this

Dan Jaman

Just love these old plants calling up to defend the neanderthalic attitudes of some sectors of the populace.
Jeez, is this still 1950?

Roger_007

Floppybits wrote: »

Here we go. Joe is really struggling with this.

He got hold of the wrong end of the stick in the beginning and he can't let it go!

Del.Monte

Joe's unending attempts at humour are beyond comment. I wonder has he ever been to GAA match.

withless

Yeah, but...

Mena Mitty

Back to the Grab all association and denying the wimmin a share of the pinny money.