Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

M.Cribben

Riveting stuff.

Roger_007

This must be Trivial Complaints Tuesday?

thecretinhop

farcy out as well. these lads have more holidays than hight court judges

Dan Jaman

Tip: always keep your webcam off when cruising porn, is that it?

Roger_007

Sharon is not blessed with much cop-on!

Hector Savage

Ah jaysus!


Always always always physically disable a web camera before you log on to the oul p0rnhub [dot] com ...

Del.Monte

Did she send them a load of cash?

She rang the police - I thought she was in Ireland?

Hector Savage

She's in the IT industry ?
Did she mention her job out of interest ?

Hector Savage

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Tip: always keep your webcam off when cruising porn, is that it?

Not just off - but physically block it with tape or something .... serious tip

TheRiverman

Hector Savage wrote: »

Enter the PIN Number into the ATM Machine - I think there might have been a whole thread on this a few weeks back

Yeah,that feckin Automated Teller Machine Machine.

Hector Savage

Im skeptical that she is "Tech savvy" .... the arrogance of saying she has good malware detection therefore she couldn't possibly have any on her machine is naive at best ...

Dan Jaman

My standard response to any scammer.
"I will find you and kill you, then burn your house with your family in it, followed by dragging your remains down the street for the dogs to eat."
Oddly enough, I have had no response to that.

Hector Savage

Dan Jaman wrote: »

My standard response to any scammer.
"I will find you and kill you, then burn your house with your family in it, followed by dragging your remains down the street for the dogs to eat."
Oddly enough, I have had no response to that.

I wouldn't kick the hornets nest.

thecretinhop

a boss called me in as i was the internet guy lol he was trying to authorise 5k to "boi website" he had no clue. i was also a human traffic cone for an hour as well in that job happy times lol

Hector Savage

Jesus are they just gonna take 9 million calls of people saying "I got the same email" ?

Roger_007

Dan Jaman wrote: »

My standard response to any scammer.
"I will find you and kill you, then burn your house with your family in it, followed by dragging your remains down the street for the dogs to eat."
Oddly enough, I have had no response to that.

I always send them a courteous reply asking them to meet me at a quiet location where we can conduct our business, and sign it Christy (not John) Kinehan!
Oddly enough I've never had a reply either!

honeybear

Dee

Del.Monte

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_K3uWwqOqg

Hector Savage

CTO of Google on the air now ...

Hector Savage

hang on - let me grab a pen to take down these top tips ..

manodepeeple

I'd say Dee is an Internet Security Advisor :rolleyes:

thecretinhop

fateen wud be mesmerized like a dog with a tennis ball on bitcoin and wallets

tretorn

Where is Joe gone.
He is a part time host at this stage.
PBH makes me want to kill myself.

Hector Savage

Ukrainians ? - I've done business with those sneaky russian dogs ! *




*Not a racist, name the film anyone ?

manodepeeple

Love your Orchestras... go on... DO IT!!!

thecretinhop

pbh 2mrw aggggh

ButtersSuki

thecretinhop wrote: »

pbh 2mrw aggggh

Did he say how long he was in for/how long Fateen was away for dis time?

Hector Savage

thecretinhop wrote: »

pbh 2mrw aggggh

Come on now, Joe needs his breakkkkkkkeeeeeeen

TheRiverman

manodepeeple wrote: »

Love your Orchestras... go on... DO IT!!!

Scrap your Orchestras,go on RTE....DO IT.

BarryD2

Hector Savage wrote: »

Jesus are they just gonna take 9 million calls of people saying "I got the same email" ?

Two similar here this morning. A moments thought and 15 sec googling revealed the widespread nature of it. What was she doing calling the Gardai?

ED E

"I work in IT"

No you don't love, no you don't.

Beechwoodspark

That self styled old age IT expert was some pain in the hoop.

alaimacerc

Hector Savage wrote: »

Enter the PIN Number into the ATM Machine - I think there might have been a whole thread on this a few weeks back

Was reminded of this when I heard a reporter on Channel 4 News say "RIB boat"...

2smiggy

What's 'possibly' on today's show , and is the main man back himself ?

sligojoek

It's PBH.

Poison pen letters. Bungs for auctioneers.

thesandeman

No, it's PBH again. Something about poison pen letters. Then I fell asleep.

Dan Jaman

Roareeehhh.
What's he annoyed about now?

McDermotX

I saw something on Facebook........



I'm out

Ally Dick

I think being heterosexual will be outlawed soon, the way things are going

Uncharted

Ally Dick wrote: »

I think being heterosexual will be outlawed soon, the way things are going

Good man. :rolleyes:

ButtersSuki

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 152
Joe Shows: 119
No Show Joe Shows: 33
Breakeens 4 Joe: 33
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 28
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €297,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.

Ally Dick

It IS disordered, bur incurable, and socially acceptable

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Roareeehhh.
What's he annoyed about now?

Row-wee Cowan? Ah here. As modest as Father Ray he is.

Uncharted

Roareeee is apparently lahvlahn's gay rights correspondent. The attention to detail knows no bounds. I suppose it makes a change from ringing the closest Irish pub owner in the vicinity of a natural disaster.

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Row-wee Cowan? Ah here. As modest as Father Ray he is.

I suspect Roareeh's agent was onto him to get his profile up a bit. Fnar..

McDermotX

PBH doing his best to try and whip up something that isn't there.

Del.Monte

Ally Dick wrote: »

I think being heterosexual will be outlawed soon, the way things are going

On Boards anyway.

yop

If it doesn't matter why is he on da live line!


Is everyone insulted about everything any more!

Roger_007

Is Fillup trying just a wee bit too hard to get Roary to say something/anything negative about de papa?
It's like pushing a rope!

Uncharted

Roger_007 wrote: »

Is Fillup trying just a wee bit too hard to get Roary to say something/anything negative about de papa?
It's like pushing a rope!

Pushing a rope or rushing a pope.