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Good Pick Up Lines

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  • #52
    h7nlrp2v0g5u48
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭h7nlrp2v0g5u48


    I heard you've been a bad boy now go to my room.

    Want to go upstairs and watch porn on my mirror.


  • #53
    myshirt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    When you're on the couch and things are getting hot and heavy, ask her if she wants to take this up stairs.

    If she says yes, say "Ok you grab that end, I'll grab this end" Tilt that baby at the right angle and you'll get it through the doorway in no time. She will be impressed.


  • #54
    EPAndlee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭EPAndlee


    myshirt wrote: »
    When you're on the couch and things are getting hot and heavy, ask her if she wants to take this up stairs.

    If she says yes, say "Ok you grab that end, I'll grab this end" Tilt that baby at the right angle and you'll get it through the doorway in no time. She will be impressed.

    PIVOT


  • #55
    h7nlrp2v0g5u48
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭h7nlrp2v0g5u48


    I wish you were my big toe then I could bang you off every piece of furniture.

    Your so hot you must have started global warming.

    Your so sweet your giving me a tooth ache.


  • #56
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Are you a Boardsie? Because I'll put a thumb up your arse and say thanks.

    Needs a bit of work admittedly.
    Kfallon?


  • #57
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,854 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Back in about 2011 I heard guys using this line and it went down well enough.Hi. My name is Larry Murphy.


  • #58
    h7nlrp2v0g5u48
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭h7nlrp2v0g5u48


    As long as I have a face you will always have somewhere to sit.

    If I had to rate you from1 to 10 I'd rate you 9 because I'd be the 1 your missing.


  • #59
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Wow, you are gorgeous. Think I just found the cure for impotence


  • #60
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Would ya ate a KitKat?


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  • #61
    h7nlrp2v0g5u48
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭h7nlrp2v0g5u48


    Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk by again.

    Shall I call the cops it must be illegal to look that good.


  • #62
    Edgware
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Lets see are you as good as your Ma was


  • #63
    h7nlrp2v0g5u48
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭h7nlrp2v0g5u48


    There's a side view rear view and and do yoy know what else i loveview.


  • #64
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    Elephant shoe...


    natashaob6 wrote: »
    Shall I call the cops it must be illegal to look that good.

    The police are after me, ya see I'm so damn gorgeous they want to put me under arrest!


  • #65
    h7nlrp2v0g5u48
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭h7nlrp2v0g5u48


    Ther's something wrong with my phone. Your number is not in it.

    Do you like raisins?Can I have a date?


  • #66
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    Mechanised Warfare wrote: »
    The majority of the the posters here with "funny" chat up lines would be scared sh1tless to say hello to an attractive woman they don't know while sober. The "humour" is a defense mechanism to distract from the fact they are terrified to do something fairly easy.

    have you had much success with that one?


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  • #67
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    One that always works for me...

    I walk up to the hottest woman at the bar or whomever has taken my fancy and I say...

    “Sorry to interrupt you’re evening but I was curious if you have time for a quick flirt”

    If you say it in the right way then no woman says no...ever!!

    Then just chat and flirt and don’t f*ck it up!!


  • #68
    h7nlrp2v0g5u48
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭h7nlrp2v0g5u48


    Hi do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door and I'll slam you ti'll sunrise.

    Hi I'm mister right someone said you were looking for me.


  • #69
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Can you hold something for me while I go for a walk? Yeah? Thanks! (offer out your hand).


  • #70
    h7nlrp2v0g5u48
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭h7nlrp2v0g5u48


    Do i know you because you look like my next girlfriend.

    Did we have class today? I could have sworn we have chemistry between us.


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