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Man loses phone in pub, finds it the next morning in arse pocket

  • 04-08-2018 7:13am
    #1
    Plague Maiden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭


    Gerrrupowwaadaaayalidddlebeauty.


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  • #2
    Snotty
    Registered Users Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭Snotty


    Would be worthy of a thread if the word pocket wasn't needed in the title


  • #3
    ShatterProof
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,752 ✭✭✭ShatterProof


    Snotty wrote: »
    Would be worthy of a thread if the word pocket wasn't needed in the title

    Probably got too much enjoyment ringing it


  • #4
    12gauge dave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭12gauge dave


    ESKEETIT


  • #5
    McMurphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,365 ✭✭✭✭McMurphy


    Can't wait for the sequel.


  • #6
    degsie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,752 ✭✭✭degsie


    What's a phone-in pub anyway?


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  • #7
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    A pub is no place for one of them gadgets laddie........


  • #8
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,662 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    It's IT, not it.

    Not your ornery onager



  • #9
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,118 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    I agree

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #10
    SnakePlissken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭SnakePlissken


    AH really is a load of ole ****e these days.


  • #11
    Blazer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,468 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    boards really needs to set a minimum of 1000 posts before users can post threads in certain forums ie After hours.
    Its gone way downhill since every moron have 24/7 access to the internet to post ****e at any time of the day.


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  • #12
    the_pen_turner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,524 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    this thread is a real let down. when i read the title i didnt see the word pocket.


  • #13
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,118 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Snotty wrote: »
    Would be worthy of a thread if the word pocket wasn't needed in the title

    Using it as a dildo like?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #14
    Signore Fancy Pants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    Joeytheparrot wrote: »
    Using it as a dildo like?

    Mind always in the gutter Joey.

    Tit tit! I mean, tut tut.


  • #15
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Is facebook closed or something?


  • #16
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,118 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Chewbacca wrote: »
    Mind always in the gutter Joey.

    Tit tit! I mean, tut tut.

    Why else would it be up your arse?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #17
    Lemongrease
    Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭Lemongrease


    Joeytheparrot wrote: »
    Why else would it be up your arse?

    So it won’t be stolen ?


  • #18
    Signore Fancy Pants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    Joeytheparrot wrote: »
    Why else would it be up your arse?

    Could have been using the torch.

    For Lemiwinks.


  • #19
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,837 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Its like doing the macarena after a heavy night out, searching for phone, wallet and keys.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



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