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Prescription anabolic steroids

  • 12-08-2018 9:21pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 325 ✭✭


    I searched everywhere, if you have a medical condition which warrants anabolic steroid use, does gps have the ability to prescribe them or are they completely banned even for illnesses?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,716 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    RoidRage.197861.20100518-224424.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    You didn't look too hard.
    A quick Google shows the HRB stating
    Anabolic steroids can be legally prescribed to treat conditions resulting from steroid hormone deficiency, such as delayed puberty, as well as diseases that result in loss of lean muscle mass, such as cancer and AIDS.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Pretzeluck wrote: »
    I searched everywhere, if you have a medical condition which warrants anabolic steroid use, does gps have the ability to prescribe them or are they completely banned even for illnesses?

    GP can prescribe them , but he decides if your illness or health needs warrant them.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 325 ✭✭Pretzeluck


    You didn't look too hard.
    A quick Google shows the HRB stating

    I feel inferior due to my muscle and want to build more muscle to be superior, would I qualify? I'd feel much more comfortable taking pharma grade product instead of street grade.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Pretzeluck wrote: »
    I feel inferior and want to build more muscle to be superior, would I qualify?

    Of course . Go to the GP and tell him. No problem under those circumstances. Repeat prescriptions are issued free to piss takers.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 325 ✭✭Pretzeluck


    GP can prescribe them , but he decides if your illness or health needs warrant them.

    Can he just prescribe them or would he or she send me to another specialist for testing before prescribing or would gp opinion suffice


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Tell him you need gainz


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 325 ✭✭Pretzeluck


    Of course . Go to the GP and tell him. No problem under those circumstances. Repeat prescriptions are issued free to piss takers.

    So anorexia wouldn't qualify as severe muscle loss?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,275 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Pretzeluck wrote: »
    So anorexia wouldn't qualify as severe muscle loss?




    Just show him your tiny willy.






    The anabolic steroids won't fix that for ya but he'll probably take pity on you and give you whatever you want


  • Registered Users Posts: 301 ✭✭Visconti


    Pretzeluck wrote: »
    I feel inferior due to my muscle and want to build more muscle to be superior, would I qualify? I'd feel much more comfortable taking pharma grade product instead of street grade.

    If its a female doc tell her you will pay her in kind when you are stacked.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 325 ✭✭Pretzeluck


    I just read a study that says people who take steroids and don't exercise gain twice as much as the natural ones who do exercise. If you combine exercise with steroids, the results are out of this world. I need some juice man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    For anorexia you'd do better checking in with somewhere like.

    https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/anorexia/treatment/

    Rather than AH


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,716 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    You'd be better off going the creatine supplement route in order to increase your body’s ability to produce energy rapidly, to go along with a dedicated exercise regime.

    It's all explained in the diagram below. Study at your leisure.




    1407052198624.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Pretzeluck wrote: »
    So anorexia wouldn't qualify as severe muscle loss?

    You need to visit your GP and see what he says . You're fooling yourself if you think steroids will solve your problems.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 325 ✭✭Pretzeluck


    Spook_ie wrote: »
    For anorexia you'd do better checking in with somewhere like.

    https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/anorexia/treatment/

    Rather than AH

    I want to be huge as well. Honestly I think it's because of all these superstars being portrayed with perfect bodies like Dwayne Johnson, John cena, etc. I feel extremely inferior and I am sure being huge would massively boost my self confidence.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 325 ✭✭Pretzeluck


    McDermotX wrote: »
    You'd be better off going the creatine supplement route in order to increase your body’s ability to produce energy rapidly, to go along with a dedicated exercise regime.

    It's all explained in the diagram below. Study at your leisure.

    1407052198624.jpg

    I'm taking creatine and protein supplements already but I want more because it's not enough to be alpha.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Dwayne Johnson? Really?

    Hows your gravy tan?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 325 ✭✭Pretzeluck


    You need to visit your GP and see what he says . You're fooling yourself if you think steroids will solve your problems.

    I know that they will because all I need is self esteem boost. I was hitting the gym for the past 5 years and now went off for a couple of months and lost a lot of my gains but my self confidence was through the roof when I was muscular. But I need more now because the people surrounding me are bigger than me.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 325 ✭✭Pretzeluck


    Try_harder wrote: »
    Dwayne Johnson? Really?

    Hows your gravy tan?

    It's just an example. All actors from movie 300


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,659 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Pretzeluck wrote: »
    I just read a study that says people who take steroids and don't exercise gain twice as much as the natural ones who do exercise

    You probably need to read it again.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Go to one of them internet alpha Male conferences they have


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Pretzeluck wrote: »
    It's just an example. All actors from movie 300

    Are you good looking? Cos you need that to be like those guys


  • Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭dexter_morgan


    Pretzeluck wrote: »
    Can he just prescribe them or would he or she send me to another specialist for testing before prescribing or would gp opinion suffice

    You'd be sent for testing alright!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    You need to visit your GP and see what he says . You're fooling yourself if you think steroids will solve your problems.

    Don't worry he's fooling nobody, let alone himself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,329 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Pretzeluck wrote: »
    So anorexia wouldn't qualify as severe muscle loss?

    Food and a psychologist are generally the prescribed route.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭Twenty Grand


    Pretzeluck wrote: »
    It's just an example. All actors from movie 300

    Oh them with the cgi muscles?

    The only people who compliment men's muscles are other muscly men.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    Pretzeluck wrote: »
    Can he just prescribe them or would he or she send me to another specialist for testing before prescribing or would gp opinion suffice

    Testosterone levels can be determined by a blood test. A doctor can prescribe steroids if you genuinely have testosterone level well below normal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    tuxy wrote: »
    Testosterone levels can be determined by a blood test. A doctor can prescribe steroids if you genuinely have testosterone level well below normal.

    Below or at the lower end is enough to be prescribed TRT.

    OP drink your own urine, but every six-eight weeks have a glass of female urine to kickstart your own natural testosterone production and you'll be grand. FACT


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,813 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    Pretzeluck wrote: »
    It's just an example. All actors from movie 300

    Gayest movie since Top Gun


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Below or at the lower end is enough to be prescribed TRT.

    OP drink your own urine, but every six-eight weeks have a glass of female urine to kickstart your own natural testosterone production and you'll be grand. FACT

    That's just taking the piss.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 325 ✭✭Pretzeluck


    Below or at the lower end is enough to be prescribed TRT.

    OP drink your own urine, but every six-eight weeks have a glass of female urine to kickstart your own natural testosterone production and you'll be grand. FACT

    Pretty sure it is at the lower end but I don't want for it to be at normal level, I want 10 times above normal to get massive muscular gains in about a year.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Pretzeluck wrote: »
    Pretty sure it is at the lower end but I don't want for it to be at normal level, I want 10 times above normal to get massive muscular gains in about a year.

    GAINZ!!!!!


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