Gameweek 2 Matchday Thread.

PARlance

Markx wrote: »

Sad as it is to say, watching games like this is where you earn your wages as an FPL manager

I'll buy people some free time. You'll survive without a NEW or CAR player this year.

20 mins was all I lasted.

Father Hernandez

PARlance wrote: »

I'll buy people some free time. You'll survive without a NEW or CAR player this year.

20 mins was all I lasted.

Zohore up front for me, hadn't a clue what he looked like prior to this game. But everytime he gets near the ball, I'm shouting for him.

Mon Kenneth

KevIRL

Gulp, only one playing sub this week.

paulie21

Delighted checking the score it been 0-0 see peltier not playing couldn’t give a toss anymore. TAA in

km79

km79 wrote: »

Not watching but Cardiff could be a decent source of home clean sheets against bottom half teams
When I wildcard I’ll be considering a defender or keeper in a rotation

I agree and that’s why I started Peltier today.

AWB will come in now.

Zohore on the end of a cross 8 yards out and bang center of the goal - couldn’t have headed it more wide if he tried.

ScummyMan

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Zohore on the end of a cross 8 yards out and bang center of the goal - couldn’t have headed it more wide if he tried.

Would have been a Ralls assist too. Useless sh!te

km79

Father Hernandez wrote: »

Zohore up front for me, hadn't a clue what he looked like prior to this game. But everytime he gets near the ball, I'm shouting for him.

Mon Kenneth

LOL

dsmythy

Boring game is boring

No transfers this week

Pickford
Mendy Robertson Cedric
Salah Eriksen Richarlison Jota
Aguero(c) Arnie Zaha

Stek Cairney Tomkins Wan

Captained Aguero. If him and/or Salah sting me on this decision I promised myself it will be only time this happens to me this season. Salah will be auto unless he shows real signs of loss of form.

Tipsy McSwagger

Think I’ll get rid of Ralls. He’s way too defensive in a poor team.

Father Hernandez

Isaac Hayden sent off

Might be a few goals in it for Cardiff yet

wonski

Lascelles sent off.

Edit: Hayden, not Lascelles.

finnharpsboy

Red Card Hayden

extra gravy

So annoying that Peltier is missing out.

Seaba

Just saw on the BBC website that Kenedy didn't complete one pass in the 1st half!

extra gravy

Chicarito starts for West Ham

extra gravy

Schurrle benched

KevIRL

Trippier starts

extra gravy

Siggy and Ricky start. Ings and Austin both start

manual_man

extra gravy wrote: »

Chicarito starts for West Ham

B*llocks. Just got in Arnie for a - 4

Iused2likebusts

Alderwereld starts for spurs. 3421 either eriksen or alli will be cm

km79

Siggy in the hole
Mmmmmmm
Lovely
Don’t think Bernard is on bench either

Ings an intruiging option now

siblers

manual_man wrote: »

B*llocks. Just got in Arnie for a - 4

At least he is starting

shineon23

extra gravy wrote: »

Schurrle benched

Kamara 4.5 starting for Fulham.

Could be a interesting enabler as cheap 3rd striker if gets a few games.

I'm leaning toward Ings with my transfer next week.

manual_man

siblers wrote: »

At least he is starting

I don't think that was ever in question

Father Hernandez

Father Hernandez wrote: »

Zohore up front for me, hadn't a clue what he looked like prior to this game. But everytime he gets near the ball, I'm shouting for him.

Mon Kenneth

Zohore is absolutely pants

Markx

PARlance wrote: »

I'll buy people some free time. You'll survive without a NEW or CAR player this year.

20 mins was all I lasted.

Yeah fell asleep around the 25 minute mark.

finnharpsboy

Penalty newcastle

Father Hernandez

Penalty Newcastle, last minute

finnharpsboy

Saved

Father Hernandez

Father Hernandez wrote: »

Penalty Newcastle, last minute

Kennedy missed, Etheridge save

extra gravy

Two in a row for Etheridge. On for 16 point haul

Shanotheslayer

When a player plays that bad of a game he should never be on pens.

extra gravy

Did he take because Perez was gone off?

PARlance

Father Hernandez wrote: »

Zohore is absolutely pants

Ended up torturing myself with the second half. If there's a worse striker in the Premiership, I haven't found him. Looks like a Sunday league striker out there.

Mr. Guappa

And there was me sniggering yesterday when some lad in my Draft league brought in Etheridge.

KevIRL

Nice one Etheridge (tc)

normanoffside

KevIRL wrote: »

Nice one Etheridge (tc)

Brave shout.

eagle eye

I was just counting my blessings that Kennedy wasn't sent off and that I'd be getting three points as my first sub seeing as Reid didn't play and then he gets to take a penalty and I'm all kinds of excited and then I see that Reid is actually on the field and now I'm distraught, then I see his pathetic attempt and I've 1 point after all that.

Cartman78

Grateful that Kenedy didn't get sent off as well I guess.

Any chance he might have to face retrospective action for that tackle?

Shanotheslayer

Folks as an Everton fan I don't know the answer to this question but hoping someone else might.

Who dafuq is the penalty taker now?

Baines/Richi/Siggy?

Baines won't be playing later on once Digne fit. So Richi or Siggy? Tosun?

Cartman78

Cartman78 wrote: »

Grateful that Kenedy didn't get sent off as well I guess.

Any chance he might have to face retrospective action for that tackle?

I’d say incoming ban. 100%.

Father Hernandez

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

Folks as an Everton fan I don't know the answer to this question but hoping someone else might.

Who dafuq is the penalty taker now?

Baines/Richi/Siggy?

Baines won't be playing later on once Digne fit. So Richi or Siggy? Tosun?

Siggy I'd have thought

Shanotheslayer

Deleted User wrote: »

I’d say incoming ban. 100%.

And that's just from Rafa

ShagNastii

That penalty was one of the worst I’ve seen. Real bad day at the office.

Not sure which match to watch.

Think I’ll watch the game at Goodison and see how Ings and Austin get on.

Also tempted by the Leicester game to see Gray, Maddison and Jimenez again.

GetWithIt

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Not sure which match to watch.

Think I’ll watch the game at Goodison and see how Ings and Austin get on.

Also tempted by the Leicester game to see Gray, Maddison and Jimenez again.

What a time to be alive

extra gravy

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Not sure which match to watch.

Think I’ll watch the game at Goodison and see how Ings and Austin get on.

Also tempted by the Leicester game to see Gray, Maddison and Jimenez again.

I'm going with West Ham Bournemouth, want to have a good look at King and Arnie

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

Phew. Almost went Schurrle to Ritchie this morning.

dsmythy

You should just become scouts lads. Already doing a lot of the work.