Thank god for facebook

frosty123

I was about to ask this cute Brazilian waitress out, but I've just discovered on F B she's married

I had the Portuguese phrases learnt off by heart and all. .what a Prat I would have looked.

Phew!

So did you have any times facebook
came to your rescue?

Omackeral

I deleted my Facebook years ago, before it was even made. That's how cool I am. I also don't own a television, am vegan and I'm atheist.

Collie D

Omackeral wrote: »

I deleted my Facebook years ago, before it was even made. That's how cool I am. I also don't own a television, am vegan and I'm atheist.

Yeah, but have you read Ulysses?

FFred

Omackeral wrote: »

I deleted my Facebook years ago, before it was even made. That's how cool I am. I also don't own a television, am vegan and I'm atheist.

You have to also hate U2.

Mena Mitty

Thank God for Facebook or as my friend once said, 'the grapevine gossip mill made flesh'

whiskeyman

The last time she updated her Facebook page could have been 2011.
She's probably long divorced and up for it now OP!
Go forward and ask her out!

Del2005

frosty123 wrote: »

I was about to ask this cute Brazilian waitress out, but I've just discovered on F B she's married

I had the Portuguese phrases learnt off by heart and all. .what a Prat I would have looked.

Phew!

So did you have any times facebook
came to your rescue?

Just because she's married doesn't mean that she wouldn't go out with you. Never heard of affairs?

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Del2005 wrote: »

Just because she's married doesn't mean that she wouldn't go out with you. Never heard of affairs?

They could become Eskimo Brothers.

gozunda

FFred wrote: »

You have to also hate U2.

And wear sandals...

s7ryf3925pivug

frosty123 wrote: »

I was about to ask this cute Brazilian waitress out, but I've just discovered on F B she's married

I had the Portuguese phrases learnt off by heart and all. .what a Prat I would have looked.

Phew!

So did you have any times facebook
came to your rescue?

So much for deniability

Edgware

whiskeyman wrote: »

The last time she updated her Facebook page could have been 2011.
She's probably long divorced and up for it now OP!
Go forward and ask her out!

Maybe her husband is one of the Brazillians who works in the meat factory and is useful with a cleaver

I’m in fits of laughter here and just had to share why

A lady has just shared a post about a girl who has been missing from Ibiza for 9 days. Have a guess who the missing person is (and the date of the original post)?

fryup

FB got me out of a tricky situation when i discovered that a girl i was dating had two kids from a previous relationship, we were dating for two weeks and she never told me...didn't like it she hid that from me one bit, and ended it soon after i discovered

Cleopatra_

Facebook reminds me of people's birthdays so that's handy enough.

nthclare

I joined Facebook a few months ago and deleted it again 3 weeks ago, such a waste of time and battery power.....

Under His Eye

I hate Facebook and U2 but I eat meat. I must be a lunatic.

padd b1975

Omackeral wrote: »

I deleted my Facebook years ago, before it was even made. That's how cool I am. I also don't own a television, am vegan and I'm atheist.

Same here except I typed this reply on an old style ribbon typewriter.

gozunda

Under His Eye wrote: »

I hate Facebook and U2 but I eat meat. I must be a lunatic.

Do you wear sandals though?

gozunda

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

I’m in fits of laughter here and just had to share why

A lady has just shared a post about a girl who has been missing from Ibiza for 9 days. Have a guess who the missing person is (and the date of the original post)?

Who?

Under His Eye

gozunda wrote: »

Do you wear sandals though?

Nope.

gozunda

Under His Eye wrote: »

Nope.

That explains it then

Collie D

gozunda wrote: »

Who?

I'm going to guess it's someone who went for an extended holiday courtesy of the Peruvian taxpayer.

Snotty

Telegram, well la de da. I sent this message with Bridget in the post office who used morse code to sent it to boards.

begbysback

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

I’m in fits of laughter here and just had to share why

A lady has just shared a post about a girl who has been missing from Ibiza for 9 days. Have a guess who the missing person is (and the date of the original post)?

By the process of deduction I can deduce it's not me - after that I'm lost here

gozunda

Snotty wrote: »

Telegram, well la de da. I sent this message with Bridget in the post office who used morse code to sent it to boards.

Jeez talking about fancy! I used young fella on a pony to drop it off to the local train station and by steam train to the big smoke - from where it was brought by runner to the boards office!

Arghus

I actually thought up the idea of Facebook back in 2002, but I decided not to invent it because the idea of it just wasn't cool.

Michaela McCollum lol

I just stared at the post then burst out laughing lol

gozunda

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Michaela McCollum lol

I just stared at the post then burst out laughing lol

So is this a new missing post or is it an original reposted?

The original from August 2013

gozunda

sugarman wrote: »

It helps find out scammers with 7 kids trying to get a free gaf

It's the first port of call for every investigative journalist and nosey neighbour when someones ends up in trouble or dead. You life and bad photos can be sure to be immortalised for ever after ....

fryup

nthclare wrote: »

I joined Facebook a few months ago and deleted it again 3 weeks ago, such a waste of time and battery power.....

funny you should say that because...

Dumb phone' sales on the rise as smartphone users hope to switch off

link

frosty123

frosty123 wrote: »

I was about to ask this cute Brazilian waitress out, but I've just discovered on F B she's married

whiskeyman wrote: »

The last time she updated her Facebook page could have been 2011.
She's probably long divorced and up for it now OP!
Go forward and ask her out!

no such luck:( she's bang up to date