Lost of banned items for Pope in the Park 2018

Air horns
Animals
Alcohol
Any item that may reasonably be considered for use as a weapon
Banners of any size
Bicycles
Cans
Camping/cooking equipment
Cooler boxes or large containers
Crash helmets or protective headwear or protective clothing
Deckchairs, garden furniture, blow-up furniture, folding armchairs, shooting stick stools
Drones
Excessive amounts of batteries, wires, cables or electrical components
Fireworks and flares
Flagpoles
Glass bottles
Illegal substances/illegal merchandise of any description
Large prams
Large umbrellas
Large chains, spiked bracelets or wallet chains
Large banners/flags, placards or posters, including sticks
Lasers/laser pens
Mobility scooters
Selfie sticks
Smoke cannisters
Sound systems
Spray cans

So the Flanders Emergency Baptismal Kit is a no-no.
https://youtu.be/DJuYYnxL3EY

fergus1001

there goes my pornhub banner idea

NOVA MCMXCIV

No air horns!?! F*** that!

Jim Bob Scratcher

There will be a poor traveller turnout so

Richard Hillman

You can buy beer just outside the Vatican and watch the Pope do mass but you cannot do it in Ireland, WTF?

Harry Palmr

Wot? no Big Purple Dildo?

matchthis

Another win for dildo's I see

afkasurfjunkie

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

There will be a poor traveller turnout so

They are facing a desperate dilemma to be fair. Pope vs 1000’s of empty rural houses.

Jim Bob Scratcher

afkasurfjunkie wrote: »

They are facing a desperate dilemma to be fair. Pope vs 1000’s of empty rural houses.

Decisions, decisions!

Twenty Grand

No mobility scooters? Half the congregation will be left in the bus.

verycool

So, I can construct a trebuchet and fling a child directly at the pope's face in some sort of vain ironic protest? Deadly.

Twenty Grand

verycool wrote: »

So, I can construct a trebuchet and fling a child directly at the pope's face in some sort of vain ironic protest? Deadly.

I really hope Dave McSavage does his child stealing priest skit on stage.

https://youtu.be/7mmR9Sa8C-8

Star Bingo

I’m bringin my uilleann pipes

NOVA MCMXCIV

Anybody wanna buy 1000 air horns? Please?

Harry Palmr

Do Vuvuzelas count as an air horn?

SEPT 23 1989

No Fireworks, flares and heavy chains

What am I supposed to battle the protesters with now?

wexie

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

No Fireworks, flares and heavy chains

What am I supposed to battle the protesters with now?

Crucifix and a supersoaker with holy water

Twenty Grand

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

No Fireworks, flares and heavy chains

What am I supposed to battle the protesters with now?

Use an incense censer as a flail?

uck51js9zml2yt

That's a lot of LOST items Op

Are Am Eye

I'm not seeing High Powered Rifle on that list.

warsaw2018

youre obsessed mate

Twenty Grand

Are Am Eye wrote: »

I'm not seeing High Powered Rifle on that list.

Stopped reading after 3?

Star Bingo

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

No Fireworks, flares and heavy chains

What am I supposed to battle the protesters with now?

Just show up with a big fùck off keychain hangin out of your flares. There’ll be fireworks anywhow

WoollyRedHat

Woo vuvezelas aren't there

JupiterKid

Johnnies aren’t banned at this shindig!!?? I deffo have to go now and be sure to wear one on my willy then so...:pac:

Gatling

No drones .



But nothing about grenades

Star Bingo

JupiterKid wrote: »

Johnnies aren’t banned at this shindig!!??

Neither are water balloons

Roger Hassenforder

My 6' inflatable penis on order should be ok

https://www.amazon.com/Captain-Pecker-Foot-Blow-Up-Penis/dp/B0143AA66K

stimpson

I note they still haven’t banned diddling kids.

sligojoek

Looks like these are OK.

pleas advice

verycool wrote: »

So, I can construct a trebuchet and fling a child directly at the pope's face in some sort of vain ironic protest? Deadly.

oh you could do better than that, with these superior siege weapons you could fling a 90 kg body over 300 meters....

Noveight

Bodhrán to hammer out “Ooh, Ah, Up the Ra” is okay though?