If a film of your life was made, who would you pick you to play you?

Aska

I'll have to pick an actual character from a movie more so than an actor


I had a bout of Bell's Palsy back in '93 @ 17 so my closest lookalike would be Sloth from 'The Goonies' !!!

Hector Bellend

Fuzzytrooper wrote: »

Danny Dyer. He's well 'ard

I iz a caant you caant

Hector Bellend

rocco

Autosport

Eva Longoria

Arghus

Walton Goggin.

B0jangles

I reckon Bosco's be the one for the job - well-seasoned performer, great name recognition, no major scandals.

Plus the poster'd be amazing

Grayson

mad muffin wrote: »

Nic Cage

Nick Cage but every other part would be played by Christopher Lambert and Gary Busey.

PlaneSpeeking

I'm my dreams Julianne Moore, realistically Mary Harney!

ohnonotgmail

Dave Gahan from Depeche Mode. he is the spit of me.

PlaneSpeeking

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

Dave Gahan from Depeche Mode. he is the spit of me.

With the tattoos, waistcoat biceps and sexy baritone ???

ohnonotgmail

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

With the tattoos, waistcoat biceps and sexy baritone ???

well not quite that identical. sorry to disappoint. though i do have a waistcoat

Trigger Happy

Jason Stratham. He would need to stay out of the gym for a couple of years to get role ready.

PlaneSpeeking

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

well not quite that identical. sorry to disappoint. though i do have a waistcoat

Ah shame lol!!!!!

Doctor Jimbob

Danny DeVito

ohnonotgmail

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

Ah shame lol!!!!!

but i dont have his crippling heroin addiction so that is a plus

Irish Guitarist

The young me would be played by the black lad from Stranger Things. The teenage\ twenties me would be played by Tobey Maguire. Scarlett Johansson would play me in my thirties\forties. Jackie Chan would play me for most of the rest of the film until the scene where I'm in my death bed which would be played by Kirk Douglas.

Ulysses Gaze

Steve Buscemi

jimgoose

Mads Mikkelsen.

PlaneSpeeking

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

but i dont have his crippling heroin addiction so that is a plus

Silver lining everywhere!!!!

Tom Dunne

Given my penchant for the finer things in life, an accurate portrayal of my foibles could only be achieved Kelsey Grammer.

Malayalam

jimgoose wrote: »

Mads Mikkelsen.

Oh my God, Really? :eek: (*Straightens up, chest out, flounces hair...well, helllllooo there, Jim)

Malayalam

Malayalam wrote: »

Oh my God, Really? :eek: (*Straightens up, chest out, flounces hair...well, helllllooo there, Jim)

I was thinking the very same thing!

Steve F

Malayalam wrote: »

Oh my God, Really? :eek: (*Straightens up, chest out, flounces hair...well, helllllooo there, Jim)

razorblunt

Scarlett Johansson.
That should set twitter off. I'm a 6'3 heterosexual Cork Man.

tommyboy26

steve buscemi as the character in this clip would be perfect for playing my life


https://youtu.be/68sRqrZZ6wQ

PlaneSpeeking

razorblunt wrote: »

Scarlett Johansson.
That should set twitter off. I'm a 6'3 heterosexual Cork Man.

She'd nail it!

Twitter would implode!

Postgrad10

Sandra Bullock. She can do serious roles but has comic timing which is apt for me. Her face is looking a bit too crease free lately though !

Four Phucs Ache

Jeff bridges

Steve F

Postgrad10 wrote: »

Sandra Bullock. She can do serious roles but has comic timing which is apt for me. Her face is looking a bit too crease free lately though !

...and her voice is like fingernails being scraped down a blackboard

Malayalam

Four Phucs Ache wrote: »

Jeff bridges

Sorry Jim. (*straightens up, chest out, flounces hair...Well, helllloooo there, Four Phucs Ache)

PlaneSpeeking

Malayalam wrote: »

Sorry Jim. (*straightens up, chest out, flounces hair...Well, helllloooo there, Four Phucs Ache)

Hussy!!!!!!!! :D:D

Steve F

Malayalam wrote: »

Sorry Jim. (*straightens up, chest out, flounces hair...Well, helllloooo there, Four Phucs Ache)

You are a brazen hussy Malayalam

Four Phucs Ache

Malayalam wrote: »

Sorry Jim. (*straightens up, chest out, flounces hair...Well, helllloooo there, Four Phucs Ache)

Jeff bridges from iron man to be exact.

I lost my feckin hair !

eldamo

Rob Schneider,

I have self esteem issues.

5rtytry56

Kevin Bacon

As a single early middle-aged guy.

On location in South Dublin.
Main scenes Rathmines / Rathgar/ Ranelagh Bermuda triAngle.
Trivia: There's a Trip because restaurant in Ranelagh.

Capt'n Midnight

Daniel Day Lewis

He can play any part.

And he'd take my job for a few years researching the role. So I can skive off for a while.

Ilovethe bonesofyou

Richard E Grant. The Withnail and I version.

Cleopatra_

Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »

Richard E Grant. The Withnail and I version.

That's not how I imagined you!

Isn't it funny that you build up a picture of posters in your head

ankles

Maybe they can dig up Richard Burton's corpse

Captain Red Beard

Either Denzel Washington or Jessica Chastain would be my choice.

Ilovethe bonesofyou

Cleopatra_ wrote:

That's not how I imagined you!

Oh I don't look like him at all Cleo. I was thinking more the character but then I'm not really like him either. I'm rambling now

jim salter

razorblunt wrote: »

Scarlett Johansson.
That should set twitter off. I'm a 6'3 heterosexual Cork Man.

Lies, there are no heterosexual Cork men

jim salter

Ed Norton - yes looks but also....well, looks

Ilovethe bonesofyou

Cleopatra_ wrote:

Isn't it funny that you build up a picture of posters in your head

I'm actually curious as to how you imagined me. I'll tell you if you're close.

You don't have to answer that but I won't mind if you say like the hunchback of Notre dame!

Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton

Cleopatra_

Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »

I'm actually curious as to how you imagined me. I'll tell you if you're close.

You don't have to answer that but I won't mind if you say like the hunchback of Notre dame!

I imagined a guy that's kind of stocky with a shaved head. I don't know why but that's what came to mind! Am I close?

circadian

Johnny Sins.

EmptyTree

Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge as me

dark crystal

Kate Winslet in her Titanic/ Hideous Kinky phase, not all blonde and polished like she is now.

Grandeeod

Mickey rourke. Nobody else would work.