Shark attack off Cork coast

RobbingBandit

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

I'd let this shark bite all she wants

mikhail

Shenshen wrote: »

What the... How in.... Just... What?
How do you get bitten by a shark while you're on a boat??? Did it leap out of the water and landed on board???

Sycamore Tree

[fingernails screeching down a blackboard....]

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish! Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow ya whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back the tourists, that'll put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant! I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

wexie

foxy farmer wrote: »

They were attempting to put a tag on it at the time apparently.

Gee....and it got upset?

Weird that innit?

lertsnim

CeilingFly wrote: »

but it is the journal, so almost guaranteed to be hysterical sensationalist bull

Have they called the shark or person in the boat a bold misogynist?