Lets Re-Design Sex

fryup

When you think about it, a man sticking his willy into a woman is prettying gross, surely god was taking the *mickey.... so on this wet sunday afternoon lets see if we could come up with a more wholesome alternative..

how about a man presenting a woman with a seed in a velvet box and if she consumes it with goats milk within 24hrs she gets preggers, isn't that nicer all around ?


*no pun intended

Fighting Tao

No!

Also, there is nothing gross about it.

TheValeyard

So.....you want to try anal instead?

Ken.

Do I have to stay living with her if I can't ride her?. It's the only thing that keeps me here really.









only joking honey, missus is a boardsie.

Under His Eye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k80UQWWUIYs

jaxxx

*Reads OP*


*looks at contents of beverage holder*


*Reads OP again*


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WTF did I put in my coffee..............

jaxxx

Actually the OP could be onto something. Instead of a man sticking his ying yang into a woman's wing wong, how about the woman slides her wing wong onto the man's ying yang?

Wait a second.....

Pretty sure I've heard of that before. Something to do with the Old West, a certain type of hat and the kinda fellas that said "yee haw"..............

Corb_lund

OP know how I know you're gay?

nullzero

fryup wrote: »

When you think about it, a man sticking his willy into a woman is prettying gross

Those of us who have done it can confirm it isn't "gross".

Star Bingo

What’s gross about it you jam it in there into the squeezebox and if feels good man

Without that initial compulsion there can be no end by-product.

Kermit.de.frog

It's "Let's..." OP.

Star Bingo

As the irreverent Al Green said, Let’s get together.

moonage

U wot m8

Instead of getting it on, you leave each other hanging to get pregnent.

Here's a threesome:

Instead of getting it on, you leave each other hanging to get pregnent.

Here's a threesome:

Star Bingo

Get lubed up on sour milk and connect armpits

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

fryup wrote: »

When you think about it, a man sticking his willy into a woman is prettying gross, surely god was taking the *mickey.... so on this wet sunday afternoon lets see if we could come up with a more wholesome alternative..

how about a man presenting a woman with a seed in a velvet box and if she consumes it with goats milk within 24hrs she gets preggers, isn't that nicer all around ?


*no pun intended

Putting my willy inside a woman is one of the reasons I'm not dead. Goats milk is nice enough too, and goats cheese is yum.

If you think sex with a woman is gross, maybe you don't fancy women? Nothing wrong with being gay, maybe you haven't accepted that you are yet.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

fryup wrote: »

When you think about it, a man sticking his willy into a woman is prettying gross

Lol.

Star Bingo

A man sticking his sausage onto a frying pan is gross too when you think about it.....

Blazer

Op is definitely gay.

Star Bingo

Would you like a curried chip instead

Anesthetize

Here's what should happen when a couple has sex. In place of genitalia, people should have little wooden doors. When the couple goes to do the deed the little doors pop open. Out comes a little midget with a sword. The two midgets have a sword fight over the course of 20 minutes.

Now if it's a man and woman having sex, here's what the outcome of the fight means. If the man's midget wins the sword fight then the woman gets pregnant by magic pixie dust. If the woman's midget wins the sword fight then the man gets itchy balls for a week.

ToddyDoody

OPs suggestion does seem a lot more civilised.

Ulysses Gaze

fryup wrote: »

When you think about it, a man sticking his willy into a woman is prettying gross, surely god was taking the *mickey.... so on this wet sunday afternoon lets see if we could come up with a more wholesome alternative..

how about a man presenting a woman with a seed in a velvet box and if she consumes it with goats milk within 24hrs she gets preggers, isn't that nicer all around ?


*no pun intended

You're obviously not doing sex right at all.....

Fighting Tao

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

You're obviously not doing sex right at all.....

Most likely (s)he is not doing sex at all.