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Pie Really

  • 05-09-2018 11:25PM
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    In a Kilt shop in Edinburgh, the door opened and in walked the typical American tourist

    'Say buddy' i want a family kilt made

    'Certainly sir and what is your name?

    'Pirelli'

    'Oh dear' said the assistant after checking the tartan book, 'There is no such tartan'
    '
    'I am willing to pay good money to go home in a Pirelli tartan kilt', fetch the manager'

    The manager came and carefully listened to his insistence there was a Pirelli tartan

    'I must agree with my assistant, 'There is no such Tartan'

    I am willing to pay 5000 pounds for a kilt

    'Oh in that case sir, we can arrange something, Miss Toner Get the bolt of McIntyre tartan out and start measuring this gentleman'

    'But Mr Wallace.......'
    '
    Now now my girl, it will do, Everyone knows Pirelli have been McIntyres for years'

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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