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Would you rather get a box than a shift?

  • 09-09-2018 8:46pm
    #1
    Mailcoachinn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭Mailcoachinn


    I would. I hate shifting with a passion


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  • #2
    Franz Von Peppercorn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    These terms are unfamiliar to me.


  • #3
    verycool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭verycool


    Get an automatic car then.


  • #4
    Kevin Finnerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Kevin Finnerty


    A box spanner is far handier than a shifting spanner.


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Would you like a mail order bride with that?


  • #6
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,306 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Mailcoachinn wrote: »
    I would. I hate shifting with a passion
    You prefer your broad to give you a knuckle sandwich rather than the shift? What soft of fcuked up sh|t are you into?


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  • #7
    Mailcoachinn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭Mailcoachinn


    verycool wrote: »
    Get an automatic car then.

    No. Double clutching all the way


  • #8
    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,991 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    What if you shifted her box? Maybe that's better.


  • #9
    con___manx1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    Pauliedragon wrote: »
    What if you shifted her box? Maybe that's better.

    Or mabe even fisted.


  • #10
    Maxine Juicy Radium
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Maxine Juicy Radium


    What's in the box

    WHAT'S IN THE BOX


  • #11
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,550 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »
    These terms are unfamiliar to me.
    It's a rhetorical question because box is a euphemism for a lady's ...


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  • #12
    Mailcoachinn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭Mailcoachinn


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    It's a rhetorical question because box is a euphemism for a lady's ...

    No it isn't. I meant would you actually be physically struck across the face by a girl instead of getting a shift


  • #13
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,495 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    bluewolf wrote: »
    What's in the box

    WHAT'S IN THE BOX

    "You can't handle the box."


  • #14
    paleoperson
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭paleoperson


    Ah the soyboy generation, what is the world coming to at all at all?!

    Lowkey I'm into that **** myself on occasion.


  • #15
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me in that box, you NEED me in that box


  • #16
    hairyslug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,595 ✭✭✭hairyslug


    Victor wrote: »
    "You can't handle the box."

    I did the manual handling class so I should be OK to.


  • #17
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    bluewolf wrote: »
    What's in the box

    WHAT'S IN THE BOX

    Have you finished the book yet?


  • #18
    Edgware
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Remember. If you can't lift her don't shift her


  • #19
    Maxine Juicy Radium
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Maxine Juicy Radium


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Have you finished the book yet?

    I actually was thinking about it recently and how I need to get back to it! Had made a load of notes and stuff


  • #20
    Try_harder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Is this about fisting?


  • #21
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I actually was thinking about it recently and how I need to get back to it! Had made a load of notes and stuff

    Is there any boxing in it?


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  • #22
    riffmongous
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,813 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    Can someone please fix the thread title? You don't get 'a' shift, you get 'the' shift. Sounds like the op is a frigid


  • #23
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    riffmongous wrote: »
    Sounds like the op is a frigid

    He probably only ever got the shift from his cousin at which stage good old catholic guilt kicked in with quite severe psychological consequences.


  • #24
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Both at the same time please.


  • #25
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Both at the same time please.

    Kinda like a softcore donkey punch?

    (if you haven't seen the movie I wouldn't recommend googling it at work)


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