Locate all 32 Irish counties in the following nonsensical tale.

pj9999

I’m Ross- common as muck- I’m very slim. Rick, my barber, can easily trim my hair -he can trim it in 2 minutes in fact. He keeps dublin his prices, so I may owe him a few bob. In the old days we’d go down to get waterfordeh jug, and allow the kids to put a Cork on it. Twas no wonder evenings were so dark; we rarely burnt the candle wick low.

I longfor different times when armagh and our da were alive. Fermanagh’nd for woman alike they were offaly good times for racing fans. In the national I’d tip a rare each way shot; would Arkle dare win it again?

As a driver if I noticed the carlow on gas, I’d take a van. I’d deflate the rear tyronely only to half pressure. I declare I dabbled in drugs, but I never done E - gall stones were the consequence - not something I could conquer easily.

Later, as a PI, I had to kilkenny when he wouldn’t give me the info I needed. Then my orders were to: follow X for the day (he’a s scottish mon a handy spy indeed). Then have a sly go at him if I could, and use the Mongol way to unleash my weapons.

Dying man; this is the oldest version of me. Newborn babe (with a surprising propensity for speech): “this is the newest me that you’ll ever see”.

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I say ‘Locate’, but most of them are not hidden - the goal was to create text all the counties.

Roger Hassenforder

Reported.
For making me waste my time reading that.

Sky King

Reading that gave me a pain in my Ring.

Youghal be trippin'.

El Weirdo

pj9999 wrote: »

I’m Ross- common as muck- I’m very slim. Rick, my barber, can easily trim my hair -he can trim it in 2 minutes in fact. He keeps dublin his prices, so I may owe him a few bob. In the old days we’d go down to get waterfordeh jug, and allow the kids to put a Cork on it. Twas no wonder evenings were so dark; we rarely burnt the candle wick low.

I longfor different times when armagh and our da were alive. Fermanagh’nd for woman alike they were offaly good times for racing fans. In the national I’d tip a rare each way shot; would Arkle dare win it again?

As a driver if I noticed the carlow on gas, I’d take a van. I’d deflate the rear tyronely only to half pressure. I declare I dabbled in drugs, but I never done E - gall stones were the consequence - not something I could conquer easily.

Later, as a PI, I had to kilkenny when he wouldn’t give me the info I needed. Then my orders were to: follow X for the day (he’a s scottish mon a handy spy indeed). Then have a sly go at him if I could, and use the Mongol way to unleash my weapons.

Dying man; this is the oldest version of me. Newborn babe (with a surprising propensity for speech): “this is the newest me that you’ll ever see”.

Antrim
Armagh
Carlow
Cavan
Clare
Cork
Derry
Donegal
Down
Dublin
Fermanagh
Galway
Kerry
Kildare
Kilkenny
Laois
Leitrim
Limerick
Longford
Louth
Mayo
Meath
Monaghan
Offaly
Roscommon
Sligo
Tipperary
Tyrone
Waterford
Westmeath
Wexford
Wicklow

Done. What do I win?

pj9999

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Reported.
For making me waste my time reading that.

No probs - it's not a great effort. Can you do better?

Roger Hassenforder

pj9999 wrote: »

No probs - it's not a great effort. Can you do better?

Can I fcuk
I just criticize like most people!

OldMrBrennan83

I got 26.

Ipso

No Tir Chonaill or Inis Eoghan. Back to Leath Moga with you!