Irish celebrities you could take in a fight.

joe stodge · 13-09-2018 2:48pm #1

What Irish celebrity could you take in a fight??

Fairly sure I could batter Adrian Kennedy, maybe not Adrian Kennedy and Jeremy Dixon together tho...

Boom_Bap · 13-09-2018 2:51pm

I would batter Bosco

per aspera ad astra · 13-09-2018 2:51pm

I would batter burger.

mimimcmc · 13-09-2018 2:52pm

Twink

TheBully · 13-09-2018 2:52pm

Celebrity is a word that gets thrown around fairly recklessly, as I can see from your post

Midnight_EG · 13-09-2018 2:52pm

Sinead O'Connor

Hector Bellend · 13-09-2018 2:55pm

I'd batter Ryan Tubridy.

I'd blast him in his smug face

13-09-2018 2:56pm

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Sinead O'Connor

Not a chance..she'd kill ya I'd say..

DEFTLEFTHAND · 13-09-2018 2:57pm

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I would batter Bosco

Snotser layed him out in a pub on Dame St about 5 yrs back.

Something about an unpaid drug debt.

Are Am Eye · 13-09-2018 2:58pm

Hector Bellend wrote: »

I'd batter Ryan Tubridy.

I'd blast him in his smug face

Get in line, Hector. Get in line.

kunst nugget · 13-09-2018 3:02pm

Gay Byrne - he's not going to be able to put much of a fight at the moment and Michael Lyster - I'd just give him a bit of a fright at the start of the fight and hopefully that would give him a bit of a heart attack.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · 13-09-2018 3:07pm

kunst nugget wrote: »

Gay Byrne - he's not going to be able to put much of a fight at the moment and Michael Lyster - I'd just give him a bit of a fright at the start of the fight and hopefully that would give him a bit of a heart attack.

Get out.

Hector Savage · 13-09-2018 3:07pm

Conor McGregor - easy

Tabnabs · 13-09-2018 3:40pm

Dermot Bannon, I'd mess him up good.

Edgware · 13-09-2018 3:50pm

mimimcmc wrote: »

Twink

Get back to the end of the queue

Edgware · 13-09-2018 3:52pm

Dr Ciara Kelly, but only by spanking.
Ooooh!

Omackeral · 13-09-2018 4:04pm

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I would batter Bosco

I dunno, heard he's pretty handy.

Omackeral · 13-09-2018 4:05pm

Donal Skehan, I'd box the fringe off him.

13-09-2018 4:07pm

Twink. Obviously I'd zip up well first

TheBlock · 13-09-2018 4:07pm

I'd love to give Mario Rosenstock and Jason Byrne a good kick in the hole.

JohnnyFlash · 13-09-2018 4:08pm

Paul Murphy, TD. Wipe that vindictive sneer off his face.

JoeyJJ · 13-09-2018 4:09pm

Could or would like to, which most people seem to be answering. Does it include sports celebs, I am assuming it does.

Could - about 70% due to size, want to hmmmm there are a few annoying ****s on the box alright.

Boom_Bap · 13-09-2018 4:17pm

Omackeral wrote: »

I dunno, heard he's pretty handy.

but on the other hand

corner of hells · 13-09-2018 4:20pm

Joe Brolly and Roy Keane , together.

Your Face · 13-09-2018 4:26pm

Ray D'Arcy.

I want to hurt him.

Ragnar Lothbrok · 13-09-2018 4:32pm

The entire Irish rugby team & Roy Keane. With one hand behind my back.

Avatar MIA · 13-09-2018 4:35pm

Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »

The entire Irish rugby team & Roy Keane. With one hand behind my back.

And an uzi in the other?

Noveight · 13-09-2018 4:36pm

I'm confident that I'd come out on top in a no-holds-barred Battle Royale with Roz Purcell, Pippa O'Connor and Rosanna Davidson.

pauldla · 13-09-2018 4:41pm

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I would batter Bosco

Careful, mate, he’s out of his box half the time.

Littlehorny · 13-09-2018 4:43pm

Pat Kenny, don't think I could stop myself once I got the better of him though.

freshpopcorn · 13-09-2018 4:44pm

Tabnabs wrote: »

Dermot Bannon, I'd mess him up good.

Throw him through a giant window!

Ragnar Lothbrok · 13-09-2018 4:46pm

Avatar MIA wrote: »

And an uzi in the other?

Obviously

BPKS · 13-09-2018 4:56pm

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Paul Murphy, TD. Wipe that vindictive sneer off his face.

Join the queue. A queue that would stretch from Jobstown to Goatstown and back again.

MadYaker · 13-09-2018 5:01pm

Id have it out with Marty Morrisey

DEFTLEFTHAND · 13-09-2018 5:06pm

MadYaker wrote: »

Id have it out with Marty Morrisey

Go easy on him.

He's disfigured enough looking as it is.

pleas advice · 13-09-2018 5:06pm

The Corrs, (minus Jim, of course)

DEFTLEFTHAND · 13-09-2018 5:09pm

Who would be considered the toughest Irish celebrity? Excluding any boxers or professional fighters.

freshpopcorn · 13-09-2018 5:18pm

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Who would be considered the toughest Irish celebrity? Excluding any boxers or professional fighters.

John Connors!

Littlehorny · 13-09-2018 5:23pm

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Who would be considered the toughest Irish celebrity? Excluding any boxers or professional fighters.

Is Paul O'Connell a celebrity now he's retired?

Mookie Blaylock · 13-09-2018 5:28pm

Lottie Ryan... attach jump cables to her nipples and plug her into a transformer....she'll end up looking like Yahoo Serious!

Star Bingo · 13-09-2018 5:33pm

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Who would be considered the toughest Irish celebrity? Excluding any boxers or professional fighters.

Brendan kilkenny... inspiration for the Street Fighter character and our very own facekicker.

Edgware · 13-09-2018 7:00pm

freshpopcorn wrote: »

John Connors!

Z list celebrity

fxotoole · 13-09-2018 7:01pm

Conor McGregor

castletownman · 13-09-2018 7:01pm

I'm fairly sure I would have the reach advantage and footwork to take Joanne O'Riordan

Sassygirl1999 · 13-09-2018 8:21pm

Katie Taylor

Yer Da sells Avon · 13-09-2018 8:33pm

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Throw him through a giant window!

After repeatedly smashing his head against a granite-surfaced kitchen island.

I reckon I could take Marian Finucane on without much effort. Just throw her cigarettes out a fourth-floor window and watch her follow.