Lahvlann: Now down the reek with a plastic yellow duck - 28th Sep forward

orourkeda1977

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Brussels is a bit sh1t though

Its totally sh1t

Dan Jaman

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Brussels is a bit sh1t though

Tough old commute to Doobalin, too.

2smiggy

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Brussels is a bit sh1t though

an unadulterated kip !!

withless

What a pro. Got bored reading out the names.

Del.Monte

Joe just doesn't listen to what people say and keeps mangling what they have said - worth every cent of his six-figure salary

Odyssey 2005

Two WoW's and an "are you serious " all in the one sentence. Duffy displays his awe at the price of a hotel room in dubland.

Beechwoodspark

DINGLE!!

orourkeda1977

Del.Monte wrote: »

Joe just doesn't listen to what people say and keeps mangling what they have said - worth every cent of his six-figure salary

A true professional.

orourkeda1977

It's a way of finding out if youre f*cked.

Dan Jaman

Ah, back to more familiar territory of Medical Misery.

SEPT 23 1989

Mutants

Odyssey 2005

Grand,cancer. His ears pricked up.

BarryD2

mojesius wrote: »

Lord Fauntelroy on de loiveloine now

But he's right - it's immoral. You can't beat an Irish lad for screwing other Irish people.

orourkeda1977

Whats more important.

A mortgage or ridding yourself of cancer?

Del.Monte

Time for the nipple clamps.

Odyssey 2005

Get to the point

BarryD2

Go private?

sligojoek

Del.Monte wrote: »

Time for the nipple clamps.

They might give you cancer.

ButtersSuki

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 208
Joe Shows: 168
No Show Joe Shows: 40
Breakeens 4 Joe: 40
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 33
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 5
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
De Budget Day No Show by nobody at all at all: 1


NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €420,000*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat nor d'expenses for driving, vittels and de overnightin' often mere days in advance of a FunnyFryday. Wurking class man wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat.

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

On twoday's show a millionaire who supports slum housing wil be discussing homelessness. And he'll also host de show.

Odyssey 2005

I'd seriously doubt he even knew it was there,never mind that it was closed..

SEPT 23 1989

Where's Daddy?

Dan Jaman

We didn't have child psychologists, we were just little bollixes and got a skelp now and again.

2smiggy

first mention of 'spectrum' today !!

dvcireland

a right wagon

ButtersSuki

Hector Savage wrote: »

Gold!

I'm here all summer year caller.

DoctorEdgeWild

And I said... And they said... And I said...

The services would have a lot more time to help if they weren't faced with angry threats.

Odyssey 2005

The Network Disability Team ???

ButtersSuki

Not listening and haven't read de thread. Just dropped in to warn yisser all dat tammarra is a

FUNNYFRYDAY.

SEPT 23 1989

She sounds like she has money why is she waiting on a state list?

BarryD2

Recurring theme with several of these troubled callers - their children are invariably described as high achieving or words to that effect. Maybe that's the common issue?

Odyssey 2005

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Not listening and haven't read de thread. Just dropped in to warn yisser all dat tammarra is a

FUNNYFRYDAY.

You have no idea what your missin :):p

Odyssey 2005

Put him in time out ?
What about a clip in the ear missus

SEPT 23 1989

Have you tried giving him a dig?

ouxbbkqtswdfaw

This is boring radio. Joe never realises when a topic gets boring.

Mena Mitty

sligojoek wrote: »

They might give you cancer.

Think it might be cataracts....I stand to be corrected.

DoctorEdgeWild

She really loves the sound of her own voice.

Del.Monte

Toby's back.

SEPT 23 1989

A forever home in a wheelie bin

Odyssey 2005

She heard it first in the LL.

BarryD2

Why does this happen to women?? Because Joe, there are no similar screening programmes for men....

We just go the de doctor once in a blue moon and keel over.

Dan Jaman

Snap poll - no time for a texpole.

Odyssey 2005

He was waiting to get on for half an hour,he got 6 seconds

Odyssey 2005

Apartment blocks are not communities

withless

Prostitutes, Joe. For the Rugby Joe.

2smiggy

what would you know about 50% tax on wages Joe !!

Odyssey 2005

withless wrote: »

Prostitutes, Joe. For the Rugby Joe.

They do like the odd shaped balls..

ButtersSuki

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

You have no idea what your missin :):p

I do. Unlike most I have actually listened to a full FUNNYFRYDAY, rather than bailing within 3minutes like most listeners. I did it purely for research purposes, and it was torture so to speak.

Itssoeasy

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I do. Unlike most I have actually listened to a full FUNNYFRYDAY, rather than bailing within 3minutes like most listeners. I did it purely for research purposes, and it was torture so to speak.

I've listened in full to them as well butters. I'll never do it again mind but there's many a listen and contributor to this thread that have gone into the funny Friday foxhole.

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

You have no idea what your missin :):p

I do. Unlike most I have actually listened to a full FUNNYFRYDAY, rather than bailing within 3minutes like most listeners. I did it purely for research purposes, and it was torture so to speak.

Took one for the team, so to speak.

ButtersSuki

Itssoeasy wrote: »

I've listened in full to them as well butters. I'll never do it again mind but there's many a listen and contributor to this thread that have gone into the funny Friday foxhole.

sligojoek wrote: »

Took one for the team, so to speak.

WHOY? WHOY? WHOY?