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2 Truths & 1 Lie

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    #92
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,523 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Eh... yeah.


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    #93
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    I'm currently watching Pointless on TV
    I'm currently working on a college assignment
    I'm currently drinking some red wine


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    #94
    Jack Moore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 778 ✭✭✭Jack Moore


    quickbeam wrote: »
    Well, presumably if you've been lynched three times, then you've also been lynched two times. If you've been lynched four times, then you've also been lynched three times and two times. So four times must be the lie.

    What


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    #95
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,523 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Jack Moore wrote: »
    What

    Yeah I accidentally deleted a post :o


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    #96
    Jack Moore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 778 ✭✭✭Jack Moore


    quickbeam wrote: »
    I'm currently watching Pointless on TV
    I'm currently working on a college assignment
    I'm currently drinking some red wine

    Collage


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    #97
    Jack Moore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 778 ✭✭✭Jack Moore


    Necrominus wrote: »
    Yeah I accidentally deleted a post :o

    I suspect ye are in a room together


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    #98
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,523 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Is it time for Pointless? Or is that not earlier... Hmmm...


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    #99
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    Necrominus wrote: »
    Yeah I accidentally deleted a post :o

    Don't I now look like a dope! :P


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    #100
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,523 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Ok so. I think it's 3 that's the lie. No wine tonight, you had some yesterday :P


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    #101
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    Necrominus wrote: »
    Ok so. I think it's 3 that's the lie. No wine tonight, you had some yesterday :P

    That would be .... true! Was tempted, but resisted having it two in a row.


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    #102
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,523 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Ok I'll try again and not delete it accidentally or on purpose :P

    I'm currently watching Sopranos on TV
    I'm currently trying to figure out the mechanics of how a super-hero can jump from a helicopter and then set an auto-pilot
    I'm currently watching.... nothing as my kids have taken over the TV


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    #103
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    1.


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    #104
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    #2 you know they can do it via remote control.


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    #105
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,523 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Blargh no one guessed it right. At the time it was actually 3 as the lie.

    Someone else can go though.


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    #106
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    #1 Having gone through a headphones shortage for the past 3 months, i have now found 3 pairs of headphones this week, without going looking for them

    #2 Having drank at least 4 cups of coffee a day for the past 3.5 years, i have gone cold turkey for 2 weeks now.

    #3 Having been under the assumption that i was the same height that i was the last time i properly measured, i discovered i have shrunk 3cm in height in the past 5 years.


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    #107
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,523 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Gonna say #2 is the lie. Cold Turkey my ass :P


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    #108
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    3, surely.


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    #109
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Necrominus wrote: »
    Gonna say #2 is the lie. Cold Turkey my ass :P

    Bingo. I could never give up my beloved elixir of energy.
    quickbeam wrote: »
    3, surely.

    Yeah no joke. You should have seen me when i found out. Last did a gym assessment about 5 years ago - 186cm; we had a work health and safety day there and they did our BMIs - 183cm. WHICH is annoying as it puts me just under 6', as opposed to the 6'0.5 that i previously used to round up to 6'1 :D

    I, as im sure everyone would have expected, am blaming my children.


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    #110
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    Hopefully it doesn't continue :)

    220px-IncredibleShrinkingMan-poster.jpg


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    #111
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,523 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Pter wrote: »
    Bingo. I could never give up my beloved elixir of energy.



    Yeah no joke. You should have seen me when i found out. Last did a gym assessment about 5 years ago - 186cm; we had a work health and safety day there and they did our BMIs - 183cm. WHICH is annoying as it puts me just under 6', as opposed to the 6'0.5 that i previously used to round up to 6'1 :D

    I, as im sure everyone would have expected, am blaming my children.

    Welcome back to the 5 foot club buddy :pac::pac:

    Ok.

    1. I have contracts with 2 different TV service providers at home
    2. I once worked as a door to door salesman for one of these providers
    3. I have 4 TVs in my house


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    #112
    Baggly
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    #3 seems too plausible to be true. Plus you are always giving out your kids have taken over the tv. If there were 4, you (i assume) wouldn't.


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    #113
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    Will guess 2.


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    #114
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,523 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Pter wrote: »
    #3 seems too plausible to be true. Plus you are always giving out your kids have taken over the tv. If there were 4, you (i assume) wouldn't.

    Correct. Only the 3 TVs. One in the older fellas room which is just a DVD/TV combi for treats on non-school nights. Main room is hooked up to the PS4 though which inhibits my TV watching most of the time... wifey has one in the kitchen then for her own stuff. Eir and Sky in the main room, multi-room Eir box in the kitchen.
    quickbeam wrote: »
    Will guess 2.

    I actually did three days in Oz with a sister Murdoch company. Soul destroying work and quit though.


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    #115
    Barney92
    Registered Users Posts: 2,906 ✭✭✭Barney92


    Pter wrote: »
    Yeah no joke. You should have seen me when i found out. Last did a gym assessment about 5 years ago - 186cm; we had a work health and safety day there and they did our BMIs - 183cm. WHICH is annoying as it puts me just under 6', as opposed to the 6'0.5 that i previously used to round up to 6'1 :D

    I, as im sure everyone would have expected, am blaming my children.

    You may have shrunk Pter, and may in future not be longer for the 6 foot club but I think 183cm just about keeps up there for the moment. 182.88cm is the height to beat I believe. Unless they were rounding up that 183.

    My rudimentary estimates say you've got another 73 days or so in the six foot club, if you shrink at the same rate that is. Still, 73 days more than some of us have ever spent there :).

    You could also have been caught out by the measuring different heights at different times of the day thing.


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    #116
    Triceratops Ballet
    Registered Users Posts: 4,894 ✭✭✭Triceratops Ballet


    Pter wrote:
    Yeah no joke. You should have seen me when i found out. Last did a gym assessment about 5 years ago - 186cm; we had a work health and safety day there and they did our BMIs - 183cm. WHICH is annoying as it puts me just under 6', as opposed to the 6'0.5 that i previously used to round up to 6'1


    Ha! Shorta$$!


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    #117
    Baggly
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    Barney92 wrote: »
    You may have shrunk Pter, and may in future not be longer for the 6 foot club but I think 183cm just about keeps up there for the moment. 182.88cm is the height to beat I believe. Unless they were rounding up that 183.

    My rudimentary estimates say you've got another 73 days or so in the six foot club, if you shrink at the same rate that is. Still, 73 days more than some of us have ever spent there :).

    You could also have been caught out by the measuring different heights at different times of the day thing.

    Thanks Barney. Maths is a great comfort to me at this time.
    Triceratops Ballet wrote: »
    Ha! Shorta$$!

    Screw you!


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    #118
    Barney92
    Registered Users Posts: 2,906 ✭✭✭Barney92


    Pter wrote: »
    Thanks Barney. Maths is a great comfort to me at this time.

    Wouldn't be too thankful. My rough calculations have you falling below 6 foot in and around Christmas day :)


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    #119
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Barney92 wrote:
    Wouldn't be too thankful. My rough calculations have you falling below 6 foot in and around Christmas day


    It's an extra few months. I'll take it.


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    #120
    [Deleted User]
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    Measure your height first thing in the morning pete should give you a little bit extra


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    #121
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,523 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Deleted User wrote:
    Measure your height first thing in the morning pete should give you a little bit extra


    Hehe.... Giggidy


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