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Things That Trivially Annoy You.

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    #3272
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    NewbridgeIR wrote: »
    There just one men's toilet cubicle in the pub I was in last night. It rarely has any toilet paper but when I was in there early in the night, I noticed a loose roll on top of the cistern. Good stuff, I thought.

    Went in a couple of hours later and somebody had pissed all over it, rendering it unusable.

    Maybe someone let if fall into the bowl and someone removed it.


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    #3273
    northgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,434 ✭✭✭northgirl


    Just soldiered through what I thought was the Nun but wasn't. Brain fog from being off work is setting in.. Found the right one now I think. No wonder I needed a nap, whatever that was, it was woeful.


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    #3274
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Heading back to my own place after few days back with folks. Going back to an empty fridge & presses.


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    #3275
    Try_harder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Dominos idiot couldnt open the gate- it’s not difficult- just too fat and lazy


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    #3276
    Try_harder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    northgirl wrote: »
    Just soldiered through what I thought was the Nun but wasn't. Brain fog from being off work is setting in.. Found the right one now I think. No wonder I needed a nap, whatever that was, it was woeful.

    Huh?


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    #3277
    northgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,434 ✭✭✭northgirl


    Try_harder wrote: »
    Huh?

    I watched a movie that was called the Nun but not the 2018 version which is what I had intended watching..


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    #3278
    selous
    Registered Users Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭selous


    Try_harder wrote: »
    Dominos idiot couldnt open the gate- it’s not difficult- just too fat and lazy

    DHL had a delivery for me, got a delivery notice via text, (explains the missed calls earlier) I rang it, he couldn't gain access and I had no knocker........The gates were open, theres a doorbell....where was he? he left it at a shop 1 KM away..hmmm.


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    #3279
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    NewbridgeIR wrote: »
    There just one men's toilet cubicle in the pub I was in last night. It rarely has any toilet paper but when I was in there early in the night, I noticed a loose roll on top of the cistern. Good stuff, I thought.

    Went in a couple of hours later and somebody had pissed all over it, rendering it unusable.
    Speaking of toilets reminds me of my sister's hen party in London years ago. We went to a posh place that had a nightclub. During dinner the toilets were normal. Once the nightclub started there was a toilet attendant present who took out all the toilet roll so you had to ask for some before going in. You were supposed to tip for this service :rolleyes: Being the bogger I am who is not used to such classiness I never tipped her and got evils all night :pac: I also refused the offer of her handing me a napkin to dry my hands after washing them or a spray of deodorant or any other ridiculous shakedowns :rolleyes:


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    #3280
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    IamtheWalrus wrote: »
    Maybe someone let if fall into the bowl and someone removed it.
    You'd be surprised by what people do in toilets. I was working in Supermacs years ago during Rag Week. I was sent in to clean the toilets and found a coke cup with a giant turd inside thrown down the men's cubicle :eek: I'm sure they thought it was funny but it would've been a lot more effort to dump in the cup instead of just using the toilet :confused:


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    #3281
    greencap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    any news video relating to venezuela has 10000 little shtlords in the comments section repeating the same unfunny jokes about socialism like they're highly politically astute comedic masterminds, with a new innovative method of trolling the lefties .... lefties being anyone who isn't them, or objects even slightly.

    this trivially annoys me, not for political reasons, im not into the left right stuff and consider myself something of a centrist - im not a lefty. i have to type that as a disclaimer, because i know they're everywhere, waiting to show their edginess.

    it annoys me because the jokes and jeers are very unoriginal and i know the better part of them are being written by 13 year olds or people who are destined to later grow up working low skilled jobs getting bummed daily by the capitalist man.

    also its not a vindication of right wing policies, it merely means that socialism failed. it doesn't mean that the little sht lords are correct about everything in their tiny minds, it just means that their opposition got it wrong.

    yet they act like they've just got scientific evidence that they were right about everything all along, and are now infallible because a banana republic failed.

    but try to say that to a circle jerk of foaming at the mouth basement warriors.

    its presented in such a sneering way so that its aimed at anyone who isn't right of thatcher.

    the wanton ignorance multiplied by the number of uninformed little hardmen and the intense nature of their circle jerking makes objection impossible, since you'll immediately be informed that you're a commie cuck etc. just for being even slightly moderate.

    thank you comrades.

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    #3282
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,344 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    northgirl wrote: »
    I watched a movie that was called the Nun but not the 2018 version which is what I had intended watching..

    Which one did you watch?


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    #3283
    northgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,434 ✭✭✭northgirl


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Which one did you watch?

    Don't know. Watching the right one now anyway :pac:


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    #3284
    CrowdedHouse
    Registered Users Posts: 6,845 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    A late vocation NG? :pac:

    Seven Worlds will Collide



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    #3285
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,344 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    northgirl wrote: »
    Don't know. Watching the right one now anyway :pac:

    She's one evil looking bitch anytime I've seen the trailer :pac:


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    #3286
    northgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,434 ✭✭✭northgirl


    CrowdedHouse wrote: »
    A late vocation NG? :pac:

    It could be a forerunner option alright with my turn t0 40. Either that or plenty of cats. :pac:


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    #3287
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,344 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    northgirl wrote: »
    It could be a forerunner option alright with my turn t0 40. Either that or plenty of cats. :pac:

    Go with the second one :D :pac:!


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    #3288
    CrowdedHouse
    Registered Users Posts: 6,845 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    I'm TA'd you're only a young wan!

    Seven Worlds will Collide



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    #3289
    northgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,434 ✭✭✭northgirl


    TA'd I gave up on that nonsense film. What a let down.

    Also TA'd I've mostly eaten sugar all day :pac:


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    #3290
    Ariadne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    Feeling sad and can't shake the feeling all day. Tomorrow I'm going to give myself a stern talking to.


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    #3291
    La.de.da
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭La.de.da


    I'm afraid to step on the weighing scales. Feel like fat bastard from Austin powers. Healthier lighter eating(once this cheesecake is finished).

    Burp...


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    #3292
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    La.de.da wrote: »
    I'm afraid to step on the weighing scales. Feel like fat bastard from Austin powers. Healthier lighter eating(once this cheesecake is finished).

    Burp...

    There isn't that much weight in gas I'm afraid. :P


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    #3293
    La.de.da
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭La.de.da


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    There isn't that much weight in gas I'm afraid. :P

    Whisht up you :P or I'll sit on you :D


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    #3294
    greencap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    Succubus_ wrote: »
    Tomorrow I'm going to give myself a stern talking to.

    hoo hoo. hey robin.


    eh, anyway.

    reporters/journalists and their cheesy annoying sign-offs.

    just say 'the end' you self important ****.

    i hate the way they give a pause. and then their name.

    nobody cares about your shtty name. the report is over, just quickly say 'the end' and get off my tv. stop trying to be all poignant and profound.

    and they do it for everything.

    its like '....and that why betsy wont be knitting a jumper ......this year ..... alex pompous, ... generic news .... in some place you dont care about'.

    shut up you assholes. cut to the chase. get it over with. Next story.

    like this.

    this is the news. a comet killed fifty people. the city was 'wherever' and theres a few people injured too. came from the east, acute angle. from space. the end. next story.


    no more 'it may look like an ordinary everyday suburb to you..., and most days it is. commuters on their way to work, and dogs barking in the garden'.

    just shut up about yourself, and give the facts, stop having your moment in the limelight. Then go away quickly. I don't want to know your name. I hope you find out you were switched at birth and have been giving out the wrong name all this time.

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    #3295
    northgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,434 ✭✭✭northgirl


    Succubus_ wrote: »
    Feeling sad and can't shake the feeling all day. Tomorrow I'm going to give myself a stern talking to.

    Just go easy on yourself. I had an ok day that culminated in disaster there.

    Going to bed. Tomorrow is a new day. I hope you feel better for what it's worth.


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    #3296
    dubstarr
    Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    Women that can just pull their hair back in to a neat ponytail.I do it and it looks like i have ramps on my head:D:D


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    #3297
    heretothere
    Registered Users Posts: 635 ✭✭✭heretothere


    dubstarr wrote: »
    Women that can just pull their hair back in to a neat ponytail.I do it and it looks like i have ramps on my head:D:D

    I have to have my head upside to get it smooth.


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    #3298
    bubbles o hara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 430 ✭✭bubbles o hara


    La.de.da wrote: »
    I'm afraid to step on the weighing scales. Feel like fat bastard from Austin powers. Healthier lighter eating(once this cheesecake is finished).

    Burp...


    I thought I was being smart and bought tubs of chocolates and boxes of crisps on offer in the 6 week run up to Christmas. Dear God, in the last three weeks I have eaten 4 tubs of Quality Street, 2 tubs of Roses, a 20 pack of Taytos and two large boxes of After Eight.

    I'll have to be rolled back to work in the New Year.


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    #3299
    CloudCumulus
    Registered Users Posts: 230 ✭✭CloudCumulus


    TA’d at the same few peoole constantly quoting each other across threads for benign chat nobody is interested in reading.


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    #3300
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    northgirl wrote: »
    It could be a forerunner option alright with my turn t0 40. Either that or plenty of cats. :pac:

    Nothing wrong with a cat or two at any age. Lovely companions.


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    #3301
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,826 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Quickbeam makes sense! :)

    Seph? Oh Se-eph! We've another one, we're not alone!


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