Things That Trivially Annoy You.

New Home

A Samsung? You're lucky it didn't catch fire!! :pac:

(I'll stop, now, I pwomith ).

Ilovethe bonesofyou

The ring of fire....

CrowdedHouse

Hey I have an S8 too - all the cool kids have

CrowdedHouse

Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »

The ring of fire....

The Johnny Cash classic? :pac:

New Home

Ok, last one, 'cause I can't resist: how did you find it? Did you ring it?

Ilovethe bonesofyou

If you liked then you should have put a ring on it...

Sephiroth_dude

Game Websites that I visit regularly and a stupid pop up thing appears " do you agree with the bla bla bla bla" **** off! sick of this gdpr whatever its called bull****, whoever came up with it is some bollocks *cross face*

Ragnar Lothbrok

NIMAN wrote: »

Irish people obsessed with Israeli Palestinian issues.

Theresa May came to Belfast today to talk about BREXIT and the border.

There were a handful of protesters flying Palestinian flags and moaning about her supporting Israel.

You'd think BREXIT and the border are slightly more important issues in their lives?

Then again, as long as it doesn't affect their dole or disability allowance, they probably could care less about BREXIT

Three problems with this posting:

1. Do Brexit issues mean no-one is allowed to care about ANYTHING else at home or abroad?
2. You pompously suggest anyone that cares enough about the Israeli/Palestinian situation is automatically out of work.
3. You then use use one of the most annoying Americanisms at the end of your post.

Bravo, NIMAN, you TA'd me three times in one short post :mad:

Ariadne

New Home wrote: »

Ok, last one, 'cause I can't resist: how did you find it? Did you ring it?

Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »

If you liked then you should have put a ring on it...

I'm laughing away here, brilliant



I don't know if I'm TA'd or TH'd that my arse has provided us all with so much amusement :P

New Home

Is this your ringtone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eab_beh07HU

storker

Kitty6277 wrote: »

Found an email in my spam folder that I know is probably complete bs (says it has a video of me and will send it to all my contacts if I don’t pay them money) but I’m actually shítting myself.

EDIT: Googled it and it seems to be a common enough scam. Phew!

What it does mean, though is that someone obtained a copy of your password for a certain site, so make sure you don't ever use that password again.

Kitty6277

Boom_Bap wrote: »

It is, just make sure you change your machine password and run a virus scan. That email normally includes your machine password in the subject line. Reset the password if you use it on any other accounts as well.

storker wrote: »

What it does mean, though is that someone obtained a copy of your password for a certain site, so make sure you don't ever use that password again.

It’s a very old password I think, can’t remember what I ever used it for in the first place

RMAOK

TA for today - the coffee machine was broken in the staff canteen.

New Home

RMAOK wrote: »

TA for today - the coffee machine was broken in the staff canteen.

They should send you all home, nobody should be expected to work in those conditions!

RMAOK

New Home wrote: »

They should send you all home, nobody should be expected to work in those conditions!

Damn right

Dial Hard

Dunno if it's from the cold air last week, the heat being on more than usual at home or the aircon in work but the inside of my nose is SO sore the past few days. I've been lashing the Vaseline in but it's not making any difference. I'm at the point where it's actually painful to even touch the outside of my nose.

Micky___

Roomates. Several issues with them. Messy, sly, noisy and inconsiderate. They are really making me want to avoid being at home all the time.

I can’t really afford to live on my own next year. I would love it tho. I seem to be always cursed with bad roomates.

FishOnABike

Micky___ wrote: »

Roomates. Several issues with them. Messy, sly, noisy and inconsiderate. They are really making me want to avoid being at home all the time.

I can’t really afford to live on my own next year. I would love it tho. I seem to be always cursed with bad roomates.

Feckin' friendly kangaroos, terrible house pets, jumping all over the place, knocking things over with their tails.

New Home

Better not mention the elephants.

The Infinite Fart

Fake condescending colleagues who think that cause they are older they have everything sussed and you're just a naive young 'un with no life experience.
Then they then try to impart their knowledge on you (purposely to try and annoy you...)as you nod politely and think what a massive gob****e.

That and why is it not Friday yet?

Trigger Happy

FishOnABike wrote: »

Feckin' friendly kangaroos, terrible house pets, jumping all ovejr the place, knocking things over with their tails.

Except Skippy the bush kangaroo. He would have made a great housemate.

Count Down

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Except Skippy the bush kangaroo. He would have made a great housemate.

And a cheap alternative to turkey at Christmas........;)

Trigger Happy

Count Down wrote: »

And a cheap alternative to turkey at Christmas........;)

Ah jesus no, dont be telling me that people eat kangaroos?!

RMAOK

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Except Skippy the bush kangaroo. He would have made a great housemate.

Especially if you had fallen down a well

BAM! uhavechlamydia

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Except Skippy the bush kangaroo. He would have made a great housemate.

There was about 8 or 9 Skippy's.... they kept dying


" Wots dat Skip... you're having a heart attack"?

Ariadne

New Home wrote: »

Better not mention the elephants.

And we've come full circle


TA'd that I can't find my most comfortable tracksuit pants, they seem to have disappeared.

ohnonotgmail

Succubus_ wrote: »

And we've come full circle


TA'd that I can't find my most comfortable tracksuit pants, they seem to have disappeared.

Have you checked if you are sitting on them?

Badly Drunk Boy

Since yesterday, my chest has been in bits. Firstly, it was just wheezy but the coughing started overnight so very little sleep. The coughing has continued today and my chest is aching from the coughing, and my head is pulsating to the extent that I'll probably burst a blood vessel. Yay!!

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Except Skippy the bush kangaroo. He would have made a great housemate.

Don't forget Skipper, the kangaroo that Howard Moon had to fight on The Mighty Boosh. Howard prepared by watching a video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOfO7Y8yl3E

Ariadne

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

Have you checked if you are sitting on them?

Living Off The Splash

Count Down wrote: »

The gringo speaks the truth.
When I was learning to drive, my instructor told me the golden rule "It's easier and safer to reverse into a space than out of one".

I see this in the shopping centre car parks. The problem is that when you come to put your messages in your boot you can't.....because the car behind is practically touching your bumper.