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Things That Trivially Annoy You.

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    #6122
    CrowdedHouse
    Registered Users Posts: 6,849 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    No you're not!
    Living rent free!

    You are between jobs and changing career trajectory!


    :)

    Agreed BB I'm not buying that either.

    Seven Worlds will Collide



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    #6123
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,541 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Succubus_ wrote: »
    It's my sister's hen this weekend. We're not close and I haven't seen her for four months. I'm absolutely dreading it. My aunt and my cousin will be there and they are the types to be botoxed and false eyelashed and hair extensioned to the max, and they look down their noses at everyone, it's all about who you know and your career trajectory with them. I am a fat ugly mess who is staying with my parents and currently unemployed. I would do anything to get out of this night. My sister wouldn't even give a sh1t if I went or not but my mother would be put out if I didn't. I have a chest infection and I'm sorely tempted to be too sick to go.

    I used be very self conscious in the past and I sort of just snapped out of it.
    I learnt to ignore them and leave it go in one year and out the other or over my head.
    They'd never be happy with what I do or my haircut/etc and there all opinions. But in most cases yours in the only one that counts.


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    #6124
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,834 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    And besides, didn't you just say the other day that you lost the guts of 10 kilos? So there!


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    #6125
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,834 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Oh, and also - if they start looking down on you, ask them if they're trying so hard to make themselves look pretty on the outside because they are so ugly on the inside! That should shut them up.


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    #6126
    CrowdedHouse
    Registered Users Posts: 6,849 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    Listen to NH Cleo, she's not the worst of them!

    Seven Worlds will Collide



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    #6127
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    If you’re even half as awesome in real life as you are on here then they should be falling over themselves to hang around with you. Go and have a few drinks and enjoy yourself. Also I remember years ago seeing a pic of you on here and you most certainly are not ugly!


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    #6128
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    New Home wrote: »
    Oh, and also - if they start looking down on you, ask them if they're trying so hard to make themselves look pretty on the outside because they are so ugly on the inside! That should shut them up.


    Yeah and then remind your cousin that the first thing that she done in life was touch your aunts vagina and then cry.
    Totes awkward for them then.


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    #6129
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,834 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    It's just that we don't know if she was born by Caesarian section... otherwise, it'd be a great plan, BB.


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    #6130
    NIMAN
    Registered Users Posts: 33,598 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    The increasing timeline for advertising/pushing/promoting big dates in the calendar.

    We all know that Xmas starts earlier each year, thats a given.

    But I have been seeing adverts for Mothers Day for about a week or more now. And its not until the end of March. Never seen it advertised 5 weeks before the date before.


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    #6131
    storker
    Registered Users Posts: 5,669 ✭✭✭storker


    New Home wrote: »
    It's just that we don't know if she was born by Caesarian section... otherwise, it'd be a great plan, BB.

    Ok then, how about...got her henchman to stab her mother in the stomach? :D


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    #6132
    New Home
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    Perfect. :cool:


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    #6133
    Ariadne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    Ah lads, ye are are very good to me, thank you for the kind posts. I'm feeling loved :) I think ye should crash the hen with me :pac: I'll buy the shots :D


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    #6134
    CrowdedHouse
    Registered Users Posts: 6,849 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    Succubus_ wrote: »
    Ah lads, ye are are very good to me, thank you for the kind posts. I'm feeling loved :) I think ye should crash the hen with me :pac: I'll buy the shots :D

    I don't think I could carry off the drag act though :D

    Seven Worlds will Collide



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    #6135
    Ariadne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    CrowdedHouse wrote: »
    I don't think I could carry off the drag act though :D


    I have a lovely blonde wig we can put on you and you'll be gorgeous :D


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    #6136
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,541 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Succubus_ wrote: »
    Ah lads, ye are are very good to me, thank you for the kind posts. I'm feeling loved :) I think ye should crash the hen with me :pac: I'll buy the shots :D

    I could go and pretend to be a waiter and spill a tray of food all over them ruining there hair/clothes/etc.


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    #6137
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    I could go and pretend to be a waiter and spill a tray of blood all over them ruining there hair/clothes/etc.
    FYP :D


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    #6138
    Ariadne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    I could go and pretend to be a waiter and spill a tray of food all over them ruining there hair/clothes/etc.
    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    FYP :D


    Hell yeah FP, but make it blood and keep the food for us to feast on after the shots :D


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    #6139
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,357 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    retro:electro wrote: »
    If you’re even half as awesome in real life as you are on here then they should be falling over themselves to hang around with you. Go and have a few drinks and enjoy yourself. Also I remember years ago seeing a pic of you on here and you most certainly are not ugly!

    Amen too this anyway :3 in particular the last bit :3.


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    #6140
    Ariadne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    retro:electro wrote: »
    If you’re even half as awesome in real life as you are on here then they should be falling over themselves to hang around with you. Go and have a few drinks and enjoy yourself. Also I remember years ago seeing a pic of you on here and you most certainly are not ugly!
    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Amen too this anyway :3 in particular the past bit :3.


    Ye are both total rides too, I would ;) :pac:


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    #6141
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    BBQ season has officially landed for my rowdy neighbours. It’s fcuking 9 degrees out ffs. I also wouldn’t mind usually but if last summer is anything to go by, this will go on into the early hours and there’ll be war later on. I also just hung out a few bits earlier on which are now clouded in a puff of smoke


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    #6142
    JohnCreedon81
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 428 ✭✭JohnCreedon81


    retro:electro wrote: »
    If you’re even half as awesome in real life as you are on here then they should be falling over themselves to hang around with you. Go and have a few drinks and enjoy yourself. Also I remember years ago seeing a pic of you on here and you most certainly are not ugly!

    And Anna is a lot of things but not a plamauser! She'd tell you if you were an ugger, I should know, she tore my poor pics to shreds :pac:

    btw hi mam and anna, finally found where ye ditched us reality tv cretins for ;)

    TA'd that I've to wait 2 sleeps to find out if I'm gonna get fired, that's not really trivial though is it? Yeah I think I'll go back to the reality and tv forums. :P

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    #6143
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Sorry, do I know you?

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    fcuk sake JP me and Mam have a reputation around here to keep. Can’t be letting the people know we watch reality tv!!


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    #6144
    iamwhoiam
    Registered Users Posts: 16,133 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    Succubus_ wrote: »
    It's my sister's hen this weekend. We're not close and I haven't seen her for four months. I'm absolutely dreading it. My aunt and my cousin will be there and they are the types to be botoxed and false eyelashed and hair extensioned to the max, and they look down their noses at everyone, it's all about who you know and your career trajectory with them. I am a fat ugly mess who is staying with my parents and currently unemployed. I would do anything to get out of this night. My sister wouldn't even give a sh1t if I went or not but my mother would be put out if I didn't. I have a chest infection and I'm sorely tempted to be too sick to go.
    Head up high and be proud of yourself . You are absolutely not a mess . ( let them go f off with their notions )


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    #6145
    CrowdedHouse
    Registered Users Posts: 6,849 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    Am..sorry Retro.don't think I can make it to Jack Jordans Friday night....

    Seven Worlds will Collide



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    #6146
    Ariadne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    JohnCreedon81 wrote: »
    And Anna is a lot of things but not a plamauser! She'd tell you if you were an ugger, I should know, she tore my poor pics to shreds :pac:

    btw hi mam and anna, finally found where ye ditched us reality tv cretins for ;)

    TA'd that I've to wait 2 sleeps to find out if I'm gonna get fired, that's not really trivial though is it? Yeah I think I'll go back to the reality and tv forums. :P

    giphy.gif

    Did you follow me over from the Netflix thread? :p Sh1t, I'm really sorry to hear about your job though, fingers crossed you'll be able to keep it.


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    #6147
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,357 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Ta'd I don't know who this Anna wan is 🤔🤔









    😝😛


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    #6148
    Mike Oxlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭Mike Oxlong


    Fck sake Cleo...go...get absolutely pissed drunk..call them all a shower of cnuts and vomit on their shoes...no point in doing it in half measures!


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    #6149
    JohnCreedon81
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 428 ✭✭JohnCreedon81


    Succubus_ wrote: »
    Did you follow me over from the Netflix thread? :p Sh1t, I'm really sorry to hear about your job though, fingers crossed you'll be able to keep it.

    I was gonna say I followed Anna but yeah I totes followed you ;)

    It's ok, Anna was days away from initiating the restraining order :pac:

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    #6150
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users Posts: 21,915 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Cleo , you go and hold your head high , you're perfect as you are ! They on the other hand are obviously insecure in themselves , and need the botox , lash extentions etc to make themselves feel better :)

    Kick their asses by having a great night !
    JP , aka Stalker :D
    Joking , he's great fun !

    TA , need to put down the coffee and light the fire .


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    #6151
    CrowdedHouse
    Registered Users Posts: 6,849 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    TA'd that several people I like watch reality TV....

    Seven Worlds will Collide



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