Things That Trivially Annoy You.

Rubberlegs

I bought fish today and the change I was handed back reeked of fish off the fishmongers fishy hands. I was paranoid there was a bang of fish off of me then when I was going into other shops.

retro:electro

My neighbor painted their house a really obnoxious colour and every time I look out the window it annoys me

RMAOK

retro:electro wrote: »

My neighbor painted their house a really obnoxious colour and every time I look out the window it annoys me

What colour?

retro:electro

RMAOK wrote: »

What colour?

Yellow!!

retro:electro

Also I had shingles while I was on holidays and couldn’t even make shingle lady jokes

Mam of 4

retro:electro wrote: »

Also I had shingles while I was on holidays and couldn’t even make shingle lady jokes

Oh lordie , how you were missed

Sephiroth_dude

retro:electro wrote: »

Also I had shingles while I was on holidays and couldn’t even make shingle lady jokes

Get your coat missy

retro:electro

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Get your coat missy

I missed you!!!

dubstarr

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Get your coat missy

Youve pulled:D:D

retro:electro

Just getting into bed and see my boyfriend had left his wet towel on my pillow. Like, do you want to be murdered

New Home

retro:electro wrote: »

Just getting into bed and see my boyfriend had left his wet towel on my pillow. Like, do you want to be murdered

Ah, Seph, how could you?! Have you no manners??

Sephiroth_dude

New Home wrote: »

Ah, Seph, how could you?! Have you no manners??

Ta'd at getting into trouble for nothing 😩





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BuboBubo

Ffs!

My fcukin cat doesn't understand that sticking her fcukin claws in my leg hurts! She's all cosy, on my lap purring and getting rubs then stabby oooooch!

Lil biatch!

MuffinTop86

Is “ I myself” gramatically correct? It annoys me no end but everyone is using it now.
It’s almost, but not quite as rage inducing as would have.
“We would have known each other for years”
or
“We wiuld have gone to the same school”

Oh i see, so you didn’t go to the same school?
No we did.
*drains drink and steps away*

Widdershins

I would see that as bad form of them, honeybear. Pressure tactics.

My current petty annoyance : I received this on Facebook. Am I mean for finding this annoying ? Maybe it's just a form of self confidence ? Maybe he just knows his own strengths ?

Maybe this is the normal way people self-describe on actual dating sites?

I suppose he could be reading this but as I'm not replying to it...

Hello,
Please allow me to introduce myself.
I’m a handsome charming articulate witty Limerick gentleman aged 35.
I’m easy going and friendly funny stimulating educated company.
I’m confident creative and skillful.
It would be great to chat whenever you may get a chance.
Don’t be shy to say hello.
Respectfully yours,

Ted_YNWA

Having a scone & coffee.

There is some kind of flavour added to the scone & I can't place it. It is like vanilla, but I don't think it is.

TA that I can't enjoy the scone as it adds a nice kick to it. All I can do is try & place it.

Widdershins

it's like vanilla , but it isn't ....artificial vanilla essence , maybe ?

Ted_YNWA

Widdershins wrote: »

it's like vanilla , but it isn't ....artificial vanilla essence , maybe ?

Dunno, I might have to have another to check.

iamwhoiam

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Having a scone & coffee.

There is some kind of flavour added to the scone & I can't place it. It is like vanilla, but I don't think it is.

TA that I can't enjoy the scone as it adds a nice kick to it. All I can do is try & place it.

Is it almond essence ?

Ted_YNWA

iamwhoiam wrote: »

Is it almond essence ?

that could be it.

Wanderer2010

Conor Mcgregor wont ever get jail time for assault in America and he will be allowed stay in the States as long as he likes. But if that were Joe Soap? Jail and never allowed back in again. The double standards are very annoying.

Widdershins

Eat all the scones , Ted. It's the only definitive way to settle the question .

I tried to buy hot cross buns in the village shop recently and the shopkeeper nearly took the face off me. Looked quite shocked . I'm guessing there's either a religious rule or superstition that forbids the consumption of hot cross buns at this time of year . But I won't want them tomorrow or next week ...

There's my ta squeezed in.

Bredabe

Trying to book a room on-line, each time I tick the filter section it jumps and I have to scroll down from the top again, there are 5 must haves in terms of the accommodation, another handful for price and location, jumpscrolljumpscrolljumpscroll.:mad:

Ted_YNWA

TA that I will be like a beached whale later.

Widdershins

food intolerance Ted?

ta im nosy

Ted_YNWA

Widdershins wrote: »

food intolerance Ted?

ta im nosy

far from it, only issue is that I find it hard to stop eating.

Mike Oxlong

Went out for 25 mins...came back to see some cnut has graffiti'd part of the front of my house...I'm 5'10 and I needed a chair to reach the top of it...must have been 6'2 or so ...

Ted_YNWA

Mike Oxlong wrote: »

Went out for 25 mins...came back to see some cnut has graffiti'd part of the front of my house...I'm 5'10 and I needed a chair to reach the top of it...must have been 6'2 or so ...

I'd be sticking a spray can somewhere & emptying it if I found out who it was.

No charity shop seems to accept toys anymore. I thought they just had too many after Christmas but I tried a slew of them over the phone again today and they said on health and safety grounds they no longer accept toys. What a waste to throw them into the bin (they can't go into conventional recycling as they're hard plastic).

New Home

Maybe some crêche might like them, if you sterilize them. Otherwise you'd be stuck with car boot sales or church sales or something like that. Crazy, though.