Things That Trivially Annoy You.

Purple Mountain

Realised too late that the pie I was eating contained leeks.
Vom.

TG1

TG1 wrote: »

Need to sneeze but I can't...

Have yet to manage to sneeze...

Sephiroth_dude

TG1 wrote: »

Have yet to manage to sneeze...

Tickle your nose with a fluffy feather, sorted :cool:

Rubberlegs

TG1 wrote: »

Have yet to manage to sneeze...

Look up at a light with your head tilted back, usually works for me. The sun is good in the daytime too.

Flicking through a Terry Pratchett book and can't remember if I have read it or not. Some parts are a bit familiar while others aren't. I was sure I had one here unread but maybe not. If I have read it I will need to get the next one in the series and find something else to read. I was in the humour for some Terry Pratchett

Kitty6277

Feeling...not quite right. Hope I’m not coming down with something

Purple Mountain

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Tickle your nose with a fluffy feather, sorted :cool:

I can sneeze on demand by pinching the bridge of my nose.

CrowdedHouse

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I can sneeze on demand by pinching the bridge of my nose.

OK hands up - who tried that?

New Home

I didn't - that's what I normally do to stop sneezing.

TG1

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I can sneeze on demand by pinching the bridge of my nose.

OK hands up - who tried that?

I tried... It didn't work, neither did the light staring trick... And I don't have a feather... :(:(

Autosport

A few work colleagues kids have chicken pox, I'm hoping I don't get it but I should be ok as I had to when I was a child

CrowdedHouse

I suppose snuff is unlikely - a tiny pinch of white pepper....and I take zero responsibility for your actions

Kitty6277

TG1 wrote: »

I tried... It didn't work, neither did the light staring trick... And I don't have a feather... :(:(

I find that lightly tapping the centre of my chest works when I feel like that

RMAOK

TA - people farting when they walk into the room and then walk out of the room leaving the smell behind. :mad:

dubstarr

RMAOK wrote: »

TA - people farting when they walk into the room and then walk out of the room leaving the smell behind. :mad:

So you have met me then:D:D

ohnonotgmail

RMAOK wrote: »

TA - people farting when they walk into the room and then walk out of the room leaving the smell behind. :mad:

AKA Cropdusting

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crop%20dusting

RMAOK

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

AKA Cropdusting

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crop%20dusting

Good God. :eek::mad:

Boom_Bap

I've made a big cake, I've eaten lots of cake.
I'm stuffed with cake.

I want to eat more but physically impossible.

Autosport

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I've made a big cake, I've eaten lots of cake.
I'm stuffed with cake.

I want to eat more but physically impossible.

Push past the barrier

Boom_Bap

Autosport wrote: »

Push past the barrier

I've done that twice already.

Sephiroth_dude

The light in my room keeps flickering.

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I can sneeze on demand by pinching the bridge of my nose.

Wow! Here's a medal just for you!




:pac::pac::D

New Home

TG1 wrote: »

I tried... It didn't work, neither did the light staring trick... And I don't have a feather... :(:(

If you have Airwaves, chew two or three together, or eat a Fisherman's Friend, or give a bottle of Olbas Oil or a jar of Vicks a sniff.

The most reliable way to induce a sneeze is to pluck out a single eyebrow OR single nose hair.

I have never wanted to sneeze that badly.

Deja Boo

Daytime drowsiness followed by nighttime wakefulness.

Blast it all.

Widdershins

TA there's only about 5 words left in the English language that I'm not irrationally infuriated by.

Ariadne

Some fecker was sitting in my seat on the plane, it was packed and it was delayed. Flying is no craic.

Prominent_Dawg

Spent the day typing up an assignment, just logged on to save it to print in the morning and its gone

radiata

Prominent_Dawg wrote: »

Spent the day typing up an assignment, just logged on to save it to print in the morning and its gone

LOL!

Strumms

3.55 AM and for the last 30 mins ( just stopped in the last 5) a neighbor although I can’t tell which one is outside hammering something. I have one neighbor who works nights in the airport and looked over to see if he was at his car (maybe he had a flat) but no sign there. It’s intermittent, no breeze that could be blowing a loose whatever at the side of a gaff so very strange. Either way, burglars or inconsiderate dick... May they fûcking die slowly all be it unexpectedly, in front of their children and partners, in pain, lots of pain.

Widdershins

Lost an earring in bed.

dubstarr

Getting a roll in Spar and the women serving just yapping away to some fella in the queue.Just rude.She was basically just talking over my head to him.