Whats Malahide like guys?

Pauliedragon

I'm heading to Dublin this weekend and I'm flying blind. My mate says he'll take me up to Malahide for a few pints. Is their good craic up their? Good pubs?

Odhinn

Pauliedragon wrote: »

I'm heading to Dublin this weekend and I'm flying blind. My mate says he'll take me up to Malahide for a few pints. Is their good craic up their? Good pubs?

Might be. No expedition has ever made it back to tell us.

3DataModem

Pauliedragon wrote: »

I'm heading to Dublin this weekend and I'm flying blind. My mate says he'll take me up to Malahide for a few pints. Is their good craic up their? Good pubs?

Couple of ok pubs. Gibneys is fine. Grab your supper in beshoffs on the way home on the dart. Magic.

Sono

€6.10 for a lager in Gibneys, I’ll let you make your own mind up.

Pauliedragon

My friend does have a penchand for prostitutes. Are they availiable there? And I genuinely mean my friend it's not something that interests me.

Pkiernan

The only scumbags in Malahide are the visitors.
Lovely spot.

Danzy

Pauliedragon wrote: »

My friend does have a penchand for prostitutes. Are they availiable there? And I genuinely mean my friend it's not something that interests me.

If you can't find a prostitute in Malahide you'll have no hope.

TheValeyard

The Greedy Goose is a lovely small restaurant there.

Pauliedragon

Danzy wrote: »

If you can't find a prostitute in Malahide you'll have no hope.

How much do they charge? If it's more than 100 I'm out.

Grayson

three fiddy.

Purple Mountain

Pauliedragon wrote: »

How much do they charge? If it's more than 100 I'm out.

Thought it was your 'friend'.

Donald Trump

Pauliedragon wrote: »

How much do they charge? If it's more than 100 I'm out.

100 quid is not that expensive.






Your reference point for "expensive" in that context is probably being set far too low by yer ma's bargain rates

dxhound2005

More suited to Balbriggan than Malahide.

Pure dacent.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Are they considered Dubs or culchies?

Omackeral

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Are they considered Dubs or culchies?

Both, they're Dulchies.

dxhound2005

Only some of them. Dulchies are Dubs who have moved into Wicklow, or Culchies who have moved to Dublin and have been subsumed.

MonkieSocks

When you get off at the Dart Station, turn right, hop over the wall.


There are hundreds of Brazzers grazing in the field there going chseep

DEFTLEFTHAND

MonkieSocks wrote: »

When you get off at the Dart Station, turn right, hop over the wall.


There are hundreds of Brazzers grazing in the field there going chseep

I don't think the OP is Welsh.

Omackeral

Ewe would say that.

over-rated place with terrible traffic to get in and out of.

arybvtcw0eolkf

glasso wrote: »

over-rated place with terrible traffic to get in and out of.

Don't be silly.

(I'm living within an asses kick of Malahide).

Although in fairness the traffic can be pretty bad during the summer months due to people traveling to the castle, Malahide and Portmarnock (a royal pain the testicles).

Its expensive, we're talking D4n (N for Northside) so prices are reflective of this.

But, its lovely here. Lovely village, beautiful castle grounds and the coast road from Malahide to Portmarnock is fecking stunning. I never tire of it.

dxhound2005

Bertie has an allotment there.

road_high

Pauliedragon wrote: »

My friend does have a penchand for prostitutes. Are they availiable there? And I genuinely mean my friend it's not something that interests me.

Cleanest prostitutes in region

murpho999

glasso wrote: »

over-rated place with terrible traffic to get in and out of.

You can always guarantee when a popular and succesful place is mentioned that somebody will say something like this wiithout and anything to back it up.

How is it overrated?

As for traffic, do you not realise that you're part of the traffic and creating the problem as well? Very few places don't have traffic issues these days.

Pauliedragon

Donald Trump wrote: »

100 quid is not that expensive.






Your reference point for "expensive" in that context is probably being set far too low by yer ma's bargain rates

Fair point but I'm not paying top dollar to ride me mother. My sisiter on the other hand might be worth a few quid

Nodster

Omackeral wrote: »

Both, they're Dulchies.

Mulchies anyone?

Shoelaces

Its a sh1thowth

Pkiernan

glasso wrote: »

over-rated place with terrible traffic to get in and out of.

You live in Coolock don't you?

rodders999

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Bertie has an allotment there.

Any chance he could be buried in it?