Ass Milk

GowlBagJohnson

It’s a little know fact that humans used to be able to produce milk from their buttocks, In a similar way to breast milk is produced humans used to have a nipples on each check, the difference was that so called ass milk had magnificent healing properties. It was said that the milk of the buttocks could extend life and cure or remedy most illness including cancer. Contrary to belief humans actually lived very amazing long lives up until the 1600’s. Everything we know about the hardships people face in the past is a lie, we live long lives in a utopia society. What change this was the intervention of the new world order. Once this group came into power they formulated a plan to keep the ass milk for themselves. They began a centuries long process of breading the genes that allow to produce ass milk out of the human population of earth through gene altering chemicals that were released into the planets water supplies, these chemicals added to our water also led to the breakdown of human rational and led to wars and untold hardships for centuries. By the early 1800’s human physiology had been completely altered and humans no longer had nipples on their buttocks or had the ability to produce ass milk. The illuminati as some like to call them have downgraded human physiology for their own evil agenda in a bid to live for ever. It is said that there are 12 key members running this shadowy organisation which consists of members who are said to be 100s of years old by using huge quantities of ass milk to grossly extend their lives, Lenardo DaVinci is rumoured to be one of them. They have hidden ass milk farm all over the globe and on the moon with thousands of unalter humans producing ass milk for them around the clocks. Say woke people and know what was stolen from us by these vile creatures that run our world. Keanu Reeves is one of them so is Kylie Minogue. Keep a watchful eyes out and know that we will fight back

riffmongous

You need to be on the next alex jones podcast! The people have a right to know

Wowbagger

Conspiracy Forum is ➙➙➙➙ thataway.

AllForIt

Wow

Dr Turk Turkelton

Nah... too easy.

QuintusFabius

Jaysus christ all ****ing allmighty!!!
Even for AH this is a new low, I mean how would I know?, I am a new user of course but long time reader.

wonski

Kylie Minoque must have missed her dose recently then

riffmongous

Here comes the sheeple, right on cue

floatwinner

Leonardo Da Vinci is still alive???

JohnnyFlash

Is ass milk kosher?

Joe Don Dante

Ejaculation of semen inside the anal cavity.

Zorya

I can't see it being feasible, OP. Nipple tenderness and chafe would make sitting down at the very least uncomfortable. Plus there is the obvious risk of faecal contamination of the ass milk. Gonna hold off believing until I see better evidence.

McMurphy

Cleopatra used to bathe in milk from an ass.

Purple Mountain

If my butt were boobs I'd be an EE.
I'd be a very lucrative producer.
Maybe even Gilead would seek me out.

suicide_circus

I cannot lactate but I can be milked

Esel

A sphincter says what?

TheValeyard

I've read the OP twice.


Im still not sure what ive read.

biko

Freaky

Cee-Jay-Cee

I wouldn’t mind ‘milking’ Kylies ass.

McMurphy

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

I've read the OP twice.


Im still not sure what ive read.

Look who thanked it.








:pac:

Zorya

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

I've read the OP twice.


Im still not sure what ive read.

That's only because there are a couple of spelling errors that hinder comprehension.

GMSA

OPs username checks out.
Do you follow the flat earth brigade as well?

Poor Uncle Tom

OP

GowlBagJohnson wrote: »

You're well named!

Esel

Quoting the OP makes you as bad as the OP.

Fighting Tao

I’m starting to think that it’s time to shut the internet down so that the crazies no longer have a platform.

Poor Uncle Tom

Esel wrote: »

Quoting the OP makes you as bad as the OP.

sorted...............

aaronjumper

That's enough internet for today.

Franz Von Peppercorn

This is a conspiracy theory I cannot get behind.

GowlBagJohnson

Johnny Dogs wrote: »

Look who thanked it.








:pac:

**** their on to me, good thing I stocked up on cyanide pills

Purple Mountain

OP got a bag of dodgy pills last night.

valoren

Ass Top

Sephiroth_dude

Funniest thread I've read in a long time and the fact that a poster called the milky pirate thanked it was the icing on the cake.

mad muffin

My ass milk brings all the boys to the yard… and I’m like… suck it out with a straw.

JupiterKid

Your insane post is really just a way to try to justify your fetish for felching, isn’t it OP?:eek:

I'm with OP on this one since he mentioned Keanu Reaves.



Ass milk has been keeping him alive for centuries.

CinemaGuy45

Zorya wrote: »

I can't see it being feasible, OP. Nipple tenderness and chafe would make sitting down at the very least uncomfortable. Plus there is the obvious risk of faecal contamination of the ass milk. Gonna hold off believing until I see better evidence.

Yes in the same boat as you not believing any of it until we to the bottom of this.

Joe Don Dante

any links to this theory?

Snotty

Joe Don Dante wrote: »

any links to this theory?

Yes 2 if them, I'll pull done my pants and show you both

Aceandstuff

Ooh, I have an idea!





ASS CHEESE!

Joe Don Dante

Helmet Cheese

ILoveYourVibes

Lemme guess all i gotta do is kiss ass right?

Mr. CooL ICE

Joe Don Dante wrote: »

any links to this theory?

You bumped a 7 month old thread. What exactly were you searching for when you found this?

Deebles McBeebles

Mark Rippetoe wrote: »

You bumped a 7 month old thread. What exactly were you searching for when you found this?

Typed an ailment into Boards instead of Google maybe?

ILoveYourVibes

valoren wrote: »

Ass Top

I wish to draw people's attention to this post because not enough people have seen it.

Post of the day!

ILoveYourVibes

Mark Rippetoe wrote: »

You bumped a 7 month old thread. What exactly were you searching for when you found this?

'Ass Milk' obviously!?

ILoveYourVibes

GowlBagJohnson wrote: »

It’s a little know fact that humans used to be able to produce milk from their buttocks, In a similar way to breast milk is produced humans used to have a nipples on each check, the difference was that so called ass milk had magnificent healing properties. It was said that the milk of the buttocks could extend life and cure or remedy most illness including cancer. Contrary to belief humans actually lived very amazing long lives up until the 1600’s. Everything we know about the hardships people face in the past is a lie, we live long lives in a utopia society. What change this was the intervention of the new world order. Once this group came into power they formulated a plan to keep the ass milk for themselves. They began a centuries long process of breading the genes that allow to produce ass milk out of the human population of earth through gene altering chemicals that were released into the planets water supplies, these chemicals added to our water also led to the breakdown of human rational and led to wars and untold hardships for centuries. By the early 1800’s human physiology had been completely altered and humans no longer had nipples on their buttocks or had the ability to produce ass milk. The illuminati as some like to call them have downgraded human physiology for their own evil agenda in a bid to live for ever. It is said that there are 12 key members running this shadowy organisation which consists of members who are said to be 100s of years old by using huge quantities of ass milk to grossly extend their lives, Lenardo DaVinci is rumoured to be one of them. They have hidden ass milk farm all over the globe and on the moon with thousands of unalter humans producing ass milk for them around the clocks. Say woke people and know what was stolen from us by these vile creatures that run our world. Keanu Reeves is one of them so is Kylie Minogue. Keep a watchful eyes out and know that we will fight back

What happened when they farted?

Joe Don Dante

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

What happened when they farted?[/QUOT


ejaculation from the back passsage ?

ILoveYourVibes

Necro

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