Where are you right now? Part 5

Mam of 4

Sirius Boner wrote: »

I'm in some amount of pain!... Showered, dressed and sat on the couch...and whatever way I sat ..I crushed both my liathróidi....Jesus wept....I can't sit down...and I'm bent over for the last 25 mins breathing deeply....

I think women who've been thru childbirth might be able to relate as they've been thru about 50% of my torture.

Lol , at least you're still able to make jokes ,.pain can't be too bad

Sirius Boner

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Lol , at least you're still able to make jokes ,.pain can't be too bad

Ice.....send ice....send all the ice!

Gremlinertia

Sirius Boner wrote: »

Ice.....send ice....send all the ice!

For the medicinal whiskey

Mam of 4

Sirius Boner wrote: »

Ice.....send ice....send all the ice!

Ice ice baby...

On the way , the ice , not me so relax

Sirius Boner

I climbed the stairs..bad mistake...
lieing on my bed now trying to catch my breath....
I wouldn't mind...I'm hung like a fcking mouse!! How did I manage to crush them!

Edward M

Sirius Boner wrote: »

I climbed the stairs..bad mistake...
lieing on my bed now trying to catch my breath....
I wouldn't mind...I'm hung like a fcking mouse!! How did I manage to crush them!

Jesus Sirius, check yourself for a rupture, I knew a guy had one of them, fcekin painful apparently.

Mam of 4

All joking aside , Edward is right , err on the side of caution and get checked out (literally ooh matron) if you can Sirius .

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I don’t even have balls and I’m crossing my legs and gritting my teeth. Jesus!

As predicted: it’s bed time and I’m ready to run amuck

Ariadne

Having balls and a willy outside of your body is very messy and dangerous, us girls are much neater having our stuff on the inside

Let me know if it needs a kiss better Sirius

Sirius Boner

Edward M wrote: »

Jesus Sirius, check yourself for a rupture, I knew a guy had one of them, fcekin painful apparently.

Funny that should say that...my right nut had been driven up inside me...I've pushed it down... fcking relief..still painful....and Def no Sirius boner for me tonight...or tomorrow night... but at least I can breathe!

Sirius Boner

Succubus_ wrote: »

Having balls and a willy outside of your body is very messy and dangerous, us girls are much neater having our stuff on the inside

Let me know if it needs a kiss better Sirius

It would resist even your immense charms I'm afraid!
I'm ok now.... just throbbing...and not I'm a good way ffs

Sirius Boner

Difene and solpadol for me!

Edward M

Succubus_ wrote: »

Having balls and a willy outside of your body is very messy and dangerous, us girls are much neater having our stuff on the inside

Let me know if it needs a kiss better Sirius

Some women have been very helpful and let me store my stuff inside as well, I love helpful women.

@ Sephers, my choccy is Lindt erm balls

I'm in bed now watching the new Chilling Sabrina!

Autosport

Let's all say a prayer or a rosary for Sirius

Now bedside trying on some new clothes

Gremlinertia

All this nether region talk must have subliminally programmed me, egg, sossie and chips for me friday dinner :pac:

gifted

Sirius Boner wrote: »

I'm in some amount of pain!... Showered, dressed and sat on the couch...and whatever way I sat ..I crushed both my liathróidi....Jesus wept....I can't sit down...and I'm bent over for the last 25 mins breathing deeply....

I think women who've been thru childbirth might be able to relate as they've been thru about 50% of my torture.

Bet you its that chap from the hotel the other night...the one that you kept pausing his chromecast ...lol lol....he's got a voodoo doo doll of your Boner and crushing them lol lol

Ariadne

Edward M wrote: »

Some women have been very helpful and let me store my stuff inside as well, I love helpful women.

Well it's the only way to keep your precious goods safe

I hope the drugs help Sirius, it sounds very painful, even if I can't quite identify!

Mam of 4

gifted wrote: »

Bet you its that chap from the hotel the other night...the one that you kept pausing his chromecast ...lol lol....he's got a voodoo doo doll of your Boner and crushing them lol lol

Lol

Sephiroth_dude

Deleted User wrote: »

@ Sephers, my choccy is Lindt erm balls

I'm in bed now watching the new Chilling Sabrina!

Ohhhhh my 😏

harry Bailey esq

At home having a few refreshments, listening to Steel Pulse. Handsworth revolution. Forget how much I loved this album

Sephiroth_dude

Deskside, drinking a kinnegar Devil's backbone, amber ale, tasty stuff and writing some code in eclipse, listening to deep uplifting house music, the kind that takes you on a journey .


https://www.mixcloud.com/marc-irik/deeper-accents-8/?fbclid=IwAR1CNw8dWHgXNhEYVCWMdIGZoUXpPa5pLUFHhXMfbjNStfpQxxgQ4DCOSbU

lbc2019

Bed. Today wasn't great.

Fathom

Computer Lab

Edward M

Off to bed, the tiredness has just suddenly come upon me.

harry Bailey esq

Sirius Boner wrote: »

Difene and solpadol for me!

Wire brush and dettol ma'am!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

In bed can’t sleep

I says

Sirius Boner wrote: »

I'm in some amount of pain!... Showered, dressed and sat on the couch...and whatever way I sat ..I crushed both my liathróidi....Jesus wept....I can't sit down...and I'm bent over for the last 25 mins breathing deeply....

I think women who've been thru childbirth might be able to relate as they've been thru about 50% of my torture.

Pmsl at that post
Now I’m walking around the house like a bandy legged cowboy.

Kitty6277

Bedside, cosy. Thinking about what to do tomorrow, don’t have many plans so I’m wondering if there’s anything I need to do

smurfjed

Woke up to pee and made the mistake of reading my email, my easy day has turned into a super long day and now I can't get back to sleep. ugh