Pissing Postman

Conor Bourke

Did you post about it on Facebook?

Emmersonn

elli21 wrote: »

But sure I must be hungover or not able to get out of the bed

Are you blaming the postman or your husband :eek:

elli21

Tom Mann Centuria wrote: »

The fact the postman's p*ss hasn't evaporated and is still visible after a weekend is troubling for him, he should probably seek medical attention.

Whoops, nearly forgot. Shenanigans.

Piss poor atempet again....


As a mod you should probably read post's before commenting...



I clearley said we watched our CCTV back after coming home from Wexford.


But sure carry

Mookie Blaylock

I think we all know this is a windup....unless she's looking for any boardsie who's employed by An Post to send....pics?!... you know...so she can ...report the member to the authorities.

Tom Mann Centuria

elli21 wrote: »

Piss poor atempet again....


As a mod you should probably read post's before commenting...



I clearley said we watched our CCTV back after coming home from Wexford.


But sure carry

Dig up.

elli21

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

Did you post about it on Facebook?

Not only that but sure i will be on to Joe in The Morn LOL



I don't do social media....

elli21

Tom Mann Centuria wrote: »

Dig up.

Dig up what?

Conor Bourke

elli21 wrote: »

Dig up what?

Dig UP, stupid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_znElks13UA

elli21

Mookie Blaylock wrote: »

I think we all know this is a windup....unless she's looking for any boardsie who's employed by An Post to send....pics?!... you know...so she can ...report the member to the authorities.

This is what is gas about it...


If I was scrolling through this I would have said the same as yourself.


O It's a wind up .......



I wish It was

Mookie Blaylock

elli21 wrote: »

This is what is gas about it...


If I was scrolling through this I would have said the same as yourself.


O It's a wind up .......



I wish It was

Size wise...are we talking something that could be mistaken for a stamp on the back of a postcard.......or is it like one of those tubes you post A1 drawings in?

elli21

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

Dig UP, stupid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_znElks13UA

What now?


I'm stupid because the postman pissed outside my front door?Gotcha

Tom Mann Centuria

elli21 wrote: »

What now?


I'm stupid because the postman pissed outside my front door?Gotcha

Dig up stupid is a quote from that video, they aren't calling you stupid.

elli21

Mookie Blaylock wrote: »

Size wise...are we talking something that could be mistaken for a stamp on the back of a postcard.......or is it like one of those tubes you post A1 drawings in?

When you watch it...he is basicaally snuggling up to our side gate...



We have CCTV around our house because ....let's just say the drums of copper in his van are worth a few bob...



Can't believe I am having to say this ...but whilst he is apparenley snuggling to the side gate you can see the trail of piss behind him..


We were not at home .....We were in Wexford ....



Must be bad hangovers today when folks can't comprehend that

Mookie Blaylock

So you didn't see him piss?

"If the mickey can't be seen
You must acquit this feen"

Missix

I think it's a gate fetishist,all that cuddling and snuggling and smirking....

The solution is,remove the gate.He obviously fancies it.

elli21

Mookie Blaylock wrote: »

I think we all know this is a windup....unless she's looking for any boardsie who's employed by An Post to send....pics?!... you know...so she can ...report the member to the authorities.

Again I wish it was a wind up.


and i have to say i I was reading through this I most likelely would have said the same.


The chap pissed outside my front door...


You all disbelieve because it sounds mad.

How do you think it felt for us after watching it when we came home from Wexford?

my3cents

elli21 wrote: »

Again I wish it was a wind up.


and i have to say i I was reading through this I most likelely would have said the same.


The chap pissed outside my front door...


You all disbelieve because it sounds mad.

How do you think it felt for us after watching it when we came home from Wexford?

Would it have been better if you had come home from Dublin?

Odyssey 2005

elli21 wrote: »

Not only that but sure i will be on to Joe in The Morn LOL



I don't do social media....

Don't call him too early.!. I look forward to your segment.;)

ctrl-alt-delete

He is marking his patch, it will help him with his rounds in future.

By cleaning it away with Jeyes fluid you are risking not receiving your post.

blackdog2

My guess is that this thread is fodder for a radio talkshow topic/journal article later in the week

Zorya

He is whipping his lad out at the front door, pissing on the front of the bins and down the driveway, smirking up at the CCTV, and all the while he is also snuggling and cuddling the gate post...
He must be a very dexterous man.

sligojoek

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Don't call him too early.!. I look forward to your segment.;)

And what colour was the piss caller?

Odyssey 2005

sligojoek wrote: »

And what colour was the piss caller?

I can't say Joe,it's a black and wite CCTV system,I couldn't afford a PSA instaler

gozunda

elli21 wrote: »

Not only that but sure i will be on to Joe in The Morn LOL
I don't do social media....

Did a quick search for 'pissing postman' in google - and I'm gobsmacked to find that this is quite a common phenomenon

Makes for some rather interesting / disturbing reading tbh ...

For all those dying to see some cctv footage - here ye go ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjpe9p9u6AI

Mr.Crinklewood

If he's anything like my postman the piss was meant to go to the house two doors up..

Mookie Blaylock

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

If he's anything like my postman the piss was meant to go to the house two doors up..

Sir, you get a thanks and a thumbs up for that one !

Del.Monte

AH/Lavhline gold.

ziggyman17

How many hours of cctv footage did you have to go through, to see him urinating in your garden ? Why after a weekend away, did you feel the need to look through your cctv footage ?

UrbanFret

He'll be at his doctors before lunch tomorrow to get a diagnosis that will exempt him from any disciplinary proceedings. Much ado about nothing here. Your husband should join him if he's "fit to kill" , he clearly has some anger issues.

Get Real

elli21 wrote: »

the reason i just witnessed is because I myself am pissed off at putting down Jeyes Fluid outside my house..



Having come back fro a weekend i n Wexford and reviewing the CCCtv...you can clearlly see him releive himself

Out of interest, what prompted you to view the cctv? I mean, you would have come back and noticed nothing different about your house, no break in etc. All would have been in order.

Do people go away for two days, come back home with all in order, and just sit down to watch 48hours of cctv?

gozunda

Get Real wrote: »

Out of interest, what prompted you to view the cctv? I mean, you would have come back and noticed nothing different about your house, no break in etc. All would have been in order.

Do people go away for two days, come back home with all in order, and just sit down to watch 48hours of cctv?

They're are systems now that will alert the occupier to periods of activity or when the doorbell has been rung. No need to view 48 hrs of cctv. Useful for knowing whose been calling imo.

Get Real

gozunda wrote: »

They're are systems now that will alert the occupier to periods of activity or when the doorbell has been rung. No need to view 48 hrs of cctv. Useful for knowing whose been calling imo.

Oh cool. Didn't know!

Ginger83

Get Real wrote: »

Out of interest, what prompted you to view the cctv? I mean, you would have come back and noticed nothing different about your house, no break in etc. All would have been in order.

Do people go away for two days, come back home with all in order, and just sit down to watch 48hours of cctv?

Our system only records on motion.

elli21

Del.Monte wrote: »

AH/Lavhline gold.

Im sure it would be Lavline gold If ever I was to contact them

Which I Don't have any entention of doing but sure carry on lad

Collie D

So...what did the Guards say when you handed this recording in?

elli21

Get Real wrote: »

Out of interest, what prompted you to view the cctv? I mean, you would have come back and noticed nothing different about your house, no break in etc. All would have been in order.

Do people go away for two days, come back home with all in order, and just sit down to watch 48hours of cctv?

Because of my husbands job he has a fair few drums of coppper in the work van,Copper means alot to some folk...



After many robbery's we decided to review tapes to maybe see which of our neighbours knew we away.

elli21

Collie D wrote: »

So...what did the Guards say when you handed this recording in?

Leave it with us

Little Less Conversation

I never thought what they would do if they get an urge to use the toilet on their round. Now I know what they do.

How do the people on the tolls cope, that's what I wonder. They are miles from anywhere and no parking that I see, so how do they get to work and back home again and what do they do if they need to use the toilet?

Little Less Conversation

Little Less Conversation wrote: »

I never thought what they would do if they get an urge to use the toilet on their round. Now I know what they do.

How do the people on the tolls cope, that's what I wonder. They are miles from anywhere and no parking that I see, so how do they get to work and back home again and what do they do if they need to use the toilet?

A bucket I suppose. Or maybe they act like a dog and piss on the wheels of cars

sligojoek

Collie D wrote: »

So...what did the Guards say when you handed this recording in?

It's a civil matter

ToddyDoody

gozunda wrote: »

The pissing potman

Vs

The missing postman


A tale of two different consonants....

At least he had a pot to piss in.

Do ladies piss?

ToddyDoody

ToddyDoody wrote: »

At least he had a pot to piss in.

Do ladies piss?

No they pee I think. Similar idea though.

Collie D

ToddyDoody wrote: »

Do ladies piss?

They wouldn't stand for it

blinding

muffler wrote: »

Would you have a problem with any man whipping his cock out in your driveway or is just the postman?

Is this Driveway in a very broad sense of Driveway ?

AudreyHepburn

I don’t know that it’s worth trying to lose him his job OP but my all means report him if you feel that strongly about it.

Under no circumstances though should you go accusing him of any impropriety with your daughter or any other child. You have absolutely no proof of any such thing occurring.

I think you know as well as the rest of us that this was a simple case of answering a call of nature.

blinding

my3cents wrote: »

Would it have been better if you had come home from Dublin?

Wexford seems to be a very important part of this story . So its either a job for Inspector Wexford or there is some sort of being relieved here .

blinding

Could be a Prostate condition .

Odyssey 2005

blinding wrote: »

Wexford seems to be a very important part of this story . So its either a job for Inspector Wexford or there is some sort of being relieved here .

A thinly veiled I HAVE A MOBILE in Wexford

decky1

hope you don't live at number 2 then.

Gonad

elli21 wrote: »

i just witnessed my postman pissing outside my front door.Everyone is saying I must report him ..

You JUST witnessed and EVERYBODY is saying?

What like did he piss in front of your window while you were in the middle of a party or ?