Your Ideal Day as a Millionaire

orourkeda1977

Grandeeod wrote: »

Why have a **** between two super model blow jobs?? The rest I get, especially the cheeseburger. Chicken balls, sauce and chips would be better. Simple things.:D

Only if you up for it (literally). The simple things are the best

JohnnyFlash

orourkeda1977 wrote: »

Wake up early.

Have my supemodel wife suck me off.

Take a massive dump.

Have a fry up.

Few Pints.

Round of golf.

Few Pints.

Have a ****

Few pints.

Cheeseburger.

Some 25\50 pot limit omaha,

Ask her for another blow job.

Let a huge fart.

Go to bed.

Excellent day. Maybe a snooze after the **** to recharge the batteries.

Hoboo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvE84AGMWpE

Lets be honest

Hazys

Zorya

orourkeda1977 wrote: »

Wake up early.

Have my supemodel wife suck me off.

Take a massive dump.

Have a fry up.

Few Pints.

Round of golf.

Few Pints.

Have a ****

Few pints.

Cheeseburger.

Some 25\50 pot limit omaha,

Ask her for another blow job.

Let a huge fart.

Go to bed.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but a measly million ain't gonna get you a supermodel.

Hoboo

Zorya wrote: »

Sorry to burst your bubble, but a measly million ain't gonna get you a supermodel.

You'd get Janice Dickinson for a a couple of grand

Zorya

Hoboo wrote: »

You'd get Janice Dickinson for a a couple of grand

Heh You might think so, but nah, probably not.

orourkeda1977

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Excellent day. Maybe a snooze after the **** to recharge the batteries.

Indeed. A power nap after the power ****

orourkeda1977

Zorya wrote: »

Sorry to burst your bubble, but a measly million ain't gonna get you a supermodel.

I'm not paying over a million for a blow job. I'll go cucumber for free

JustAYoungLad

Id pay off my student loans and throw a huge session at a rented gaff in sligo

never_mind

JustAYoungLad wrote: »

Id pay off my student loans and throw a huge session at a rented gaff in sligo

Sligo? What is that? It sounds quite odd. Explain it to me with great vigour!

never_mind

One thing I will say about this thread is that I would like to remind you that this is my domain and I’m not even talking about boards.

Someone stopped me on the street today wondering why I looked lost. I said my child, I am not lost, I am a god.

never_mind

orourkeda1977 wrote: »

Wake up early.

Have my supemodel wife suck me off.

Take a massive dump.

Have a fry up.

Few Pints.

Round of golf.

Few Pints.

Have a ****

Few pints.

Cheeseburger.

Some 25\50 pot limit omaha,

Ask her for another blow job.

Let a huge fart.

Go to bed.

What a disgusting post, but also beautiful. I want to paint you.

EPAndlee

Ah I'd probably just spend all the money on freddos

never_mind

EPAndlee wrote: »

Ah I'd probably just spend all the money on freddos

You would be awfully stuffed!

Junkyard Tom

I'd adopt an elephant.

JuanBerrosa

I'd have an 18 year old Swedish virgin flown in, I'd f*ck her and then just have her shot ...






*AH answer ... not actually serious

never_mind

JuanBerrosa wrote: »

I'd have an 18 year old Swedish virgin flown in, I'd f*ck her and then just have her shot ...






*AH answer ... not actually serious

Interesting. But vile. There is beauty in the ugly would t you agree?

JuanBerrosa

never_mind wrote: »

Interesting. But vile. There is beauty in the ugly would t you agree?

It would be vile if I was anyway serious ...

Ush1

I'd get an ironed shirt.

_Brian

Pay the mortgage and jack in work.

Spend plenty of time with the kids, garden, farm, buy more machinery than I possibly need.

Travel a bit.

wiggle16

Good God! Can it be so?? DARE it be thus? My long, privately funded search is over. Finally, I have found a worthy mate!

A millionaire! Bah! Classless, base! Join me, expensively, in your day with a JILLIONAIRE.

Your plane lands punctually in the aircraft hanger of the second largest of my jet-powered hover-yachts. Junqueras! Rapidament! A crisp click of my exquisitely manicured fingers, and one of my Catalonian manservants swiftly fetches a chaise-longue for you to swoon onto.

As Junqueras revives you with a crystal goblet of Himalayan smelling salts, I sweep the boutique chocolates and jewel-encrusted rose petals (all embossed with our entwined monograms) off of our Hungarian goose-down, 800% Egyptian cotton duvets and fling you expensively onto my Evian waterbed.

[sexy footage missing]

Let us be wed! As your ring finger loses feeling from the weight of the 84 carat Kimberly diamond ring I have expensively proffered, you give me your dainty hand in matrimony. The location? Your choosing of course! I will spare no expense - oh, a tropical, third world tax haven, you say?
But you have only to ask!

Unsightly slums, obstructing our view from the wedding marquee to the ocean? Consider them levelled.
Conscientious native civic officials objecting to the disruption caused by the sheer scale of the event? Consider them assassinated.
An obscene, unabashed display of ostentatious luxury, celebrity and wealth in a subsistence economied, equatorial paradise? Consider it PAID FOR.

[more sexy footage missing]

Later, as we careen off the side of a metropolitan suspension bridge and into a river in my high powered bespoke sports car, I will take your now exquisitely manicured hand in mine as we gaze up at a night sky lit up as if by stars, as the magnesium white flashes of thousands of paparazzi cameras photograph our final moments and our beautiful bodies fill up with water.

Finis

RobbingBandit

Buy €50,000 worth of lotto scratchers

KevinCavan

Any high class hookers in Dublin or are they all scangrs?;-)

never_mind

wiggle16 wrote: »

Good God! Can it be so?? DARE it be thus? My long, privately funded search is over. Finally, I have found a worthy mate!

A millionaire! Bah! Classless, base! Join me, expensively, in your day with a JILLIONAIRE.

Your plane lands punctually in the aircraft hanger of the second largest of my jet-powered hover-yachts. Junqueras! Rapidament! A crisp click of my exquisitely manicured fingers, and one of my Catalonian manservants swiftly fetches a chaise-longue for you to swoon onto.

As Junqueras revives you with a crystal goblet of Himalayan smelling salts, I sweep the boutique chocolates and jewel-encrusted rose petals (all embossed with our entwined monograms) off of our Hungarian goose-down, 800% Egyptian cotton duvets and fling you expensively onto my Evian waterbed.

[sexy footage missing]

Let us be wed! As your ring finger loses feeling from the weight of the 84 carat Kimberly diamond ring I have expensively proffered, you give me your dainty hand in matrimony. The location? Your choosing of course! I will spare no expense - oh, a tropical, third world tax haven, you say?
But you have only to ask!

Unsightly slums, obstructing our view from the wedding marquee to the ocean? Consider them levelled.
Conscientious native civic officials objecting to the disruption caused by the sheer scale of the event? Consider them assassinated.
An obscene, unabashed display of ostentatious luxury, celebrity and wealth in a subsistence economied, equatorial paradise? Consider it PAID FOR.

[more sexy footage missing]

Later, as we careen off the side of a metropolitan suspension bridge and into a river in my high powered bespoke sports car, I will take your now exquisitely manicured hand in mine as we gaze up at a night sky lit up as if by stars, as the magnesium white flashes of thousands of paparazzi cameras photograph our final moments and our beautiful bodies fill up with water.

Finis

WTF?!

JustAYoungLad

KevinCavan wrote: »

Any high class hookers in Dublin or are they all scangrs?;-)

Yeah man got some exotic beauties from sligo on tick

If I woke up with 1 million in the bank I'd be delighted but instantly remember that it just means the foundations for a comfortable life are set up and that I'll just have to continue life as usual. Even 10 million you'd need to keep perspective and be wise with your money if you want to keep a nice lifestyle for the rest of your life! 20 million though and I reckon you're safe to go nuts

Grandeeod

never_mind wrote: »

It saddens my black, broken heart that your life is full of worries. Please know I think you are a king amongst kings.

Your posts are just pricks really aren't they? A slow night for me tonight. Carry on.:rolleyes:

never_mind

Grandeeod wrote: »

Your posts are just pricks really aren't they? A slow night for me tonight. Carry on.:rolleyes:

Pricks? I might be a rose but I smell just as sweet.

orourkeda1977

KevinCavan wrote: »

Any high class hookers in Dublin or are they all scangrs?;-)

Of course. You get the fanny you pay for here like everywhere else