Worst lyrics contained in a song?

timthumbni

Omackeral wrote: »

"We talked for hours and hours about Sweet and sour"

You shut your fcuking red hole Ed Sheeran. Utter ****.

Also this;

To be fair few songs could compare to bohemian rhapsody. It’s pretty unique and doubt anything like it will ever be produced as a piece of music again.

I saw Cheryl Cole on factor recently. I don’t watch the show but happened to see her whilst flicking channels. Jaysus for a good looking girl she really can bore the tits out of 3 minutes.

dr.fuzzenstein

peasant wrote: »

Lennon/McCartney had a few gooduns too...

to wit:

In fairness, Lennon was being mischievous with it and also said "let the fcukers work that one out".
If you look closer at it, there are influences from Lewis Carroll, a nursery rhyme, two acid trips and references to transcendental meditation in it.
You just don't get this class of nonsense anymore these days.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_the_Walrus

Zorya

Squeeze me baby till the juice runs down my leg
Squeeze my lemon baby till I fall right out of bed
Bed bed bed and then a few yeahs I think

Plus sorry Johnny Cash but I snigger every time you fall into the ring of fire and it burns burns burns the ring of fire

As for

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
Four hundred children
And a crop in the field
:eek:

But I may be mishearing :pac:

Sebastian Dangerfield

Freedom has a scent
Like the top of a newborn babies head

U2

Spleerbun

Not sure if anyone has mentioned Pitbull yet, probably because he jusy says so many absolutely ridiculous things that people just tune him out when he comes in on a song. The famous "Kodak" line of course springs to mind, or my personal favourite:

"Honey got me swishing like a dreadlock, she don't wrestle but I got her in a headlock, yabba dabba doo"

standardg60

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

I'm not saying You're So Vain isn't a great song - but that line literally makes no sense

One of the greatest and most ironic lines in song writing history..what's not to understand about it?
By never revealing who it was about, anyone who did think it was about them, including Beatty, proved her point!

timthumbni

Sebastian Dangerfield wrote: »

Freedom has a scent
Like the top of a newborn babies head

U2

I actually used to like U2. Now I actually have to turn off any music source with them in it within 10 seconds as otherwise I get a nervous tick.

Sebastian Dangerfield

timthumbni wrote: »

I actually used to like U2. Now I actually have to turn off any music source with them in it within 10 seconds as otherwise I get a nervous tick.

Im the very same. The only thing more annoying to me than the sound of Bono's voice is a video of Bono with sound on it

Wheeliebin30

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

"You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you...."

Yeah, makes sense....?

It does to people with some sense.

DublinHun72

I tried to get in my taxi
A man in a tracksuit attacked me
He said that he saw it before me
Wants to get things a bit gory
Girls run around with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a condom
If it wasn't for chip fat, they'd be frozen
They're not very sensible

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there

EPAndlee

"Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin"

Hercule Poirot

Wheeliebin30 wrote: »

It does to people with some sense.

By all means explain it to me....

jamesbere

I'll just leave this here

https://youtu.be/8GyVx28R9-s

Wheeliebin30

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

By all means explain it to me....

It need no explaining, it’s obvious what way it’s meant to be taken.

You’re probably the only person who doesn’t understand the irony of it.

AndyBoBandy

I’ve got the eye of the tiger
Fire
Dancing through the fire

timthumbni

jamesbere wrote: »

I'll just leave this here

https://youtu.be/8GyVx28R9-s

Never heard of this band. Now I think of them and I quote “pure mother****ing magic”

snotboogie

My name is Cardi B i run this **** like cardio
Now you get to watch her leave out the window, guess thats why they call it window pane

jamesbere

Work, work, work, work, work, work
You see me I be work, work, work, work, work, work
You see me do me dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt
There's something 'bout that work, work, work, work, work, work
When you a gon' learn, learn, learn, learn, learn, learn
Me na care if me tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired


Rihanna at her best, inspiring words

Essien

Wheeliebin30 wrote: »

It need no explaining, it’s obvious what way it’s meant to be taken.

You’re probably the only person who doesn’t understand the irony of it.

Tbh, I can't see what's not to be understood about it. It's fairly straightforward.

Motivator

snotboogie wrote: »

My name is Cardi B i run this **** like cardio
Now you get to watch her leave out the window, guess thats why they call it window pane

Another classic from Eminem:

“I’m gonna treat this roof like my daughter and raise it”

Give the man a Grammy for that line alone.

B0jangles

Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh no!

Got a soft spot for MacArthur Park - Richard Harris is so passionately flat about his sad soggy cake.

van_beano

“One: Don't pick up the phone
You know he's only callin' 'cause he's drunk and alone”

Duh, obviously.

Spleerbun

"She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty, SKRRRRRT"

standardg60

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

By all means explain it to me....

I just have!

More clouseau than poirot I'm afraid..

RhubarbCrumble

jamesbere wrote: »

I'll just leave this here

https://youtu.be/8GyVx28R9-s

John Wayne Gacy seems to have risen from the dead and gone into music.

blackbox

Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper?

Nonsense but still pure class....

IsaacWunder

Elevation by U2, or the ballad of Skymole

♬A mole, living in a hole
Digging up my soul
Going down, excavation
I and I in the sky♬

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

That Jesus song from the ‘90s:

What if God was one of us/
Just a slob like one of us/
Just a stranger on the bus/
Trying to make his way home/
Back up to Heaven all alone/
Nobody calling on the phone/
‘Cept for the Pope, maybe, in Rome

rockatansky

Faugheen wrote: »

Lads how has nobody mentioned Hanson yet?

'Coz this thread is about the worst lyrics, not the best!!:D

bonzodog2

A bit of nonsense from Bernie & Elton:

Oh ma cameo molesting
Kee pa a poorer for tea
Solar prestige a gammon
Lantern or turbert paw kwee

Solar prestige a gammon
cool kar kyrie kay salmon
Hair ring molassis abounding
Common lap kitch sardin a poor floundin

Cod ee say oo pay a loto
My zeta prestige toupay a floored
Ray indee pako a gammon
Solar prestige a pako can nord

cdeb

Church on Tuesday wrote: »

What do you consider to be the worst lyrics you have ever heard in a song?

My vote goes for this lyrical genius courtesy of Miss Minaji;

You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe

Incredible...

Don't think that's even the worst lyric in that song. Try -

Yes my name is Roman, last name is Zolanski
But no relation to Roman Polanski
Hey, yo Baby Bop, **** you and your EP
Who’s gassing this ho? BP?
Hmm.. thinks 1, 2, 3, do the Nicki Minaj blink

What the **** does any of that mean?

Spleerbun

Rhyming Roman Polanski with Roman zolanski. Genius.

retro:electro

When Black Eyed Peas added an extra Saturday in the week
“Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Friday, Saturday, Saturday and Sunday”


Anything out of this ejit

waffleman

Brian mcfadden - real to me

Absolute nonsense

"then i raise up me finger and watch football on tv"

HonalD

“Ha
The animals are winding me up
The jungle call
The jungle call
Who-ha who-ha who-ha who-ha”

Welcome to the Pleasuredome. Frankie Goes To Hollywood

suicide_circus

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

"Are we human? Or are we dancer? "

Neither mate. You're utter cack.

razorblunt

waffleman wrote: »

Brian mcfadden - real to me

Absolute nonsense

"then i raise up me finger and watch football on tv"

The whole entire song he had about teachers smacking kids.
Tried to play it off as it actually happened, until lads came out saying not in the school he went to with them anyway.

McFadden isn't right in the head at all, a simple lad.
Why even try to pretend that like?

El Tarangu

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm"

Captain Red Beard

Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang

FrKurtFahrt

"I am"... I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair

Deaf chair is inspirational to Neil Diamond

dr.fuzzenstein

Surely it would have to be this

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

weemcd

It took seven genius songwriters to come up with this, at least half the words are "Walk it, like I talk it."


Yeah, yeah (Deko)
Whoa, hold on (OG Parker)
Uh
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (woo!)
Walk it, like I talk it (yeah!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (woo!)
Walk it, like I talk it (hey!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (woo!)
Walk it, like I talk it (talk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (ayy!)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it (woo)
Like I talk it (yeah!)
Take my shoes and walk a mile
Something that you can't do (woo, hey!)
Big talks of the town, big boy gang moves (gang moves!)
I like to walk around with my chain loose (chain, chain!)
She just bought a new ass but got the same boobs (same boobs!)
Whipping up dope, scientist (whip it up, whip it up)
(Cook it up, cook it up) (Skrrt-Skrrt!)
That's my sauce, where you find it?
(That's my sauce) (Look it up, look it up, find it)
Adding up checks, no minus
(Add it up, add it up, add it up, add it up, yeah)
Get your respect in diamonds (ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice)
I bought a 'Plain Jane' Rollie
These niggas bought they fame (woo!)
I think my back got scoliosis 'cause I swerve the lane (skrrt!)
Heard you signed your life, for that brand new chain (I heard)
Think it came with stripes, but you ain't straight with the gang (Gang, gang!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (woo!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (talk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (let's go)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (woop!)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (hey!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (yeah!)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it
Ayy! I gotta stay in my zone
Say that we been beefing, dog
But you on your own
First night, she gon' let me **** 'cause we grown
I hit her, gave her back
To the city, she home (she at home now!)
That was that
So I can't be beefing with no wack nigga, got no backbone
Heard you living in a mansion in all your raps though
But your **** look like the trap on this Google Maps, though
We been brothers since Versace bando, whoa
Name ringing like a Migo trap phone, whoa
Used to be with Vashtie at Santo's
That's on Tommy Campos
We live like 'Sopranos'
And I
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (woo!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (talk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (let's go)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (woop!)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (hey!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (yeah!)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it
Offset!
Niggas pocket watching (watching!)
I want that thot this that 'ménage (which one?)
I bought a franchise to double up the profits (franchise!)
We make a landslide chopper get to popping (landslide!)
Eliott got me rocky
Blow a socket, chicken teriyaki
Take off, rocket keep 'em in pocket
Water gon' lock it
Quadruple the profit! (profit!)
I walk like I walk (hey!)
Talk like I talk (whoa)
What's in my vault? Load of cash and assaults (brrr)
I put a lab in my loft (lab)
She cook up, and jab with the folk (jab)
By the pair, I got karats that choke (by the pair)
By the pair, I got karats each load (by the pair)
Private life, private jets 'round the globe (private life)
Hit a bitch, hit a lick with the 'Cho (hey!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (woo!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (talk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (let's go)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (woop!)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (hey!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (yeah!)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it
Watch it buck, no Milwaukee (hunnid)
Walk it, like I talk it
That's my bro, he know the lingo (lingo)
Ain't no 'walkie-talkie' (no)
This some, "You know, why don't we know?" (we know?)
Hold out on that coffee
Smoke the Cookie, get the coughing
Drop dead fresh, I need a coffin
Balling, something we do often (ball)
Take the pot and I splash, no dolphin (splash)
I take the nine and go buy me a faucet (nine)
Walk it like I talk it, a nigga done about it (uh)
I play the coach, so I gotta call it (call it)
Up in the ****s, some niggas just dormant (****s)
****ing a bih, and that's not a problem (a problem)
I get a rebound, ain't talkin' 'bout Spalding (ball)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (woo!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (talk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (let's go)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (woop!)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (hey!)
Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it (yeah!)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it

weemcd

Or how about the nine songwriters it took to complete this gem, "Moonwalkin' through your clique
I'm moonwalkin' in the 6 Sticky with the kick, moonrocks in this bitch" excuse me, whut?


Bardi in a 'Rari, diamonds all over my body
Shinin' all over my body
Put that bitch on Molly
Bardi
Bitch on Molly
21, diamonds all over my body
Said, I got a bitch on Molly
Ask who nigga, I'm 'bout it
Your bitch wanna party with Cardi
Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari (21)
Diamonds all over my body (Cardi)
Shinin' all over my body (my body)
Cardi got your bitch on molly
Bitch, you ain't gang, you lame
Bentley truck lane to lane
Blow out the brain (21)
I go insane, insane
I drop a check on the chain
**** up a check in the plane
Cardi took your man, you upset, uh
Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah
Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Say what?)
Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (21)
Cardi took your man, you upset, uh
Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah
Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Cardi)
Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (Cardi)
Who get this motha****er started? (Cardi)
Who took your bitch out to party? (Cardi)
I took your bitch in the party (Cardi)
Who that be fly as a Martian? (Cardi)
Who that on fleek in the cut? (Cardi)
Who got the bricks in the truck? (Cardi)
Them diamonds gon' hit like a bitch on a bitch ass bitch
Bitch, you a wannabe Cardi
Red bottom M.J. moonwalk on a bitch
Moonwalkin' through your clique
I'm moonwalkin' in the 6
Sticky with the kick, moonrocks in this bitch
I from the mother****in' Bronx (Bronx)
I keep the pump in the trunk (trunk)
Bitch, if you bad then jump (jump)
Might leave your bitch in a slump
Your bitch wanna party with Cardi
Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari (21)
Diamonds all over my body (Cardi)
Shinin' all over my body (my body)
Cardi got your bitch on molly
Bitch, you ain't gang, you lame
Bentley truck lane to lane
Blow out the brain (21)
I go insane, insane
I drop a check on the chain
**** up a check in the plane
Cardi took your man, you upset, uh
Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah
Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Say what?)
Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (21)
Cardi took your man, you upset, uh
Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah
Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Cardi)
Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (Cardi)
Your bitch wanna party with a Savage (21)
Saint Laurent Savage in an Aston (yeah)
High end cars and fashion (21)
I don't eat pussy, I'm fastin' (on God)
I'm a Blood, my brother Crippin'
Bitch, I'm drippin', ho, you trippin'
Told the waitress I ain't tippin'
I like hot sauce on my chicken (on God)
I pulled the rubber off and I put hot sauce on her titties (21)
I'm in a Bentley truck, she keep on suckin' like it's tinted (21)
All these VVS', nigga, my sperm worth millions (on God)
The bitch so bad I popped a Molly 'fore I hit it (21)
Your bitch wanna party with Cardi
Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari (21)
Diamonds all over my body (Cardi)
Shinin' all over my body (my body)
Cardi got your bitch on molly
Bitch, you ain't gang, you lame
Bentley truck lane to lane
Blow out the brain (21)
I go insane, insane
I drop a check on the chain
**** up a check in the plane
Cardi took your man, you upset, uh
Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah
Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Say what?)
Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (21)
Cardi took your man, you upset, uh
Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah
Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Cardi)
Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (Cardi)
Step in this bitch in Givenchy (cash)
**** up a check in Givenchy (cash)
Boss out the coupe and them inches
I **** up a bag at the Fendi, I **** up a bag in a minute
Who you know drip like this?
Who you know built like this?
I'm poppin' **** like a dude
Pull up to pop at your crew
Brrt, poppin' at you, woo
They say you basic
I flooded the Rollie with diamonds
I flooded the Patek and bracelet
I got your bitch and she naked
Ice on the cake, when I bake it
I'm switchin' lanes in the Range
Swap out the dick for the brain
Swap out your bitch for your main
Swap out the trap for the fame
Ice on them Carti B Cartier frames
Your bitch wanna party with Cardi
Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari (21)
Diamonds all over my body (Cardi)
Shinin' all over my body (my body)
Cardi got your bitch on molly
Bitch, you ain't gang, you lame
Bentley truck lane to lane
Blow out the brain (21)
I go insane, insane
I drop a check on the chain
**** up a check in the plane
Cardi took your man, you upset, uh
Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah
Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Say what?)
Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (21)
Cardi took your man, you upset, uh
Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah
Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Cardi)
Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (Cardi)

W123-80's

Sweat dripping off my dirty laundry

StupidLikeAFox

buried wrote: »

"are we human or are we dancer"

This line is very deliberate and was inspired by a Hunter S Thompson quote which went along the lines of "We are raising a generation of dancers" - i.e. the youth are boring and generic, do what they are told and afraid to step out of line. This is what the Killers ran with - the song is referencing the fact that we are losing our humanity/uniqueness and we need to become robots to be successful. So its asking are we human (and all that entails) or are we morphing into a species of "dancer".

fryup

Paul Simon diamonds on the sole of her shoes

"she's a rich girl she don't try to hide it diamonds on the soles of her shoes"

well yes she is hiding it.. if they are on the soles of her shoes i mean duh! who's going to see them there????

Captain Red Beard

StupidLikeAFox wrote: »

This line is very deliberate and was inspired by a Hunter S Thompson quote which went along the lines of "We are raising a generation of dancers" - i.e. the youth are boring and generic, do what they are told and afraid to step out of line. This is what the Killers ran with - the song is referencing the fact that we are losing our humanity/uniqueness and we need to become robots to be successful. So its asking are we human (and all that entails) or are we morphing into a species of "dancer".

It's still a dickhead line.

Gimme A Pound

Cardi B, Nikki Minge et al - why do they feel the need to be so obnoxious. It's not "empowering".

Bigbagofcans

Blurred Lines:

I feel so lucky
Hey, hey, hey
You wanna hug me
Hey, hey, hey
What rhymes with hug me?
Hey, hey, hey"

Also these genius lyrics from our very own Bressie:

Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
I know, I know what I'm doing
I know, I know what I'm doing girl

Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
Take me, take me back to your place
Take me, take me back to your place

Don't say "no sir" (that's not a reasonable) reason
Don't say "no sir" (that's not a reasonable) reason
Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor

Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
Trust me

incentsitive

"And its hard to hold a candle, in the cold November Rain". I mean, FFS of course its hard, candles aren't external things to be used outside.

Any lyric of "Ironic".