Lahvlann: Now seeking the spirit of the yellow duck - 5th Dec forward

BPKS

WTF was that?

Dan Jaman

Joe woke the baby up.

zell12

Pat Kenny loves to go to court, so I hear

Dan Jaman

The best device is a boot to the neighbour's arse.

BPKS

zell12 wrote: »

Dog has stopped barking.
Another death on the show

I was in the car yesterday and listened to the man who rang in giving out about the woman who bought up the tickets to the pope.

Did he end up dying cos I thought it was going to be Joe's first heart attack loive on the air.

Why not start with a friendly toned letter first.

Del.Monte

somesoldiers

Is there are GDPR for dogs

zell12

Deleted User wrote: »

Why not start with a friendly toned letter first.

Dear neighbour,
Shut your bleedin dog up,
Sincerely, Liz-a-bet

McDermotX

Take the 3rd exit caller.

zell12

A talking sat nav!

BPKS

Hahahaha

Between the baby, the dog barking and the sat nav woman there is some background noise today

For Forks Sake

somesoldiers wrote: »

Is there are GDPR for dogs

GDBR .. General Dog Barking Regulations

BarryD2

Ah Joe, would you ever be a dote and do it for me?

somesoldiers

Given that dogs only live on average 10-13 years she might not have to worry about it too much longer

Dan Jaman

Listening?
De fecker will be sniggering about it down the pub with his pals.

Rock Lesnar

So basically it sounds like she doesnt want to do anything about it herself, lets move along Joe

zell12

What colour is de new baby?

thecretinhop

the doll house on im a celebrity was not as bad as this

For Forks Sake

Is there anything that this caller is actually willing to do for herself?

BPKS

John just stopped in the middle of the Dunkettle Roundabout causing traffic chaos

withless

Yer one probably didn't even know the dog was next door for the first 10 years.

PauloMN

My brain is still trying to figure out which is more annoying..... the barking dog or Joe. It's about 50/50 at the moment.

Dan Jaman

STupid person on line.

withless

Wheres de partner?

BPKS

As opposed to coming into your house and accessing it

somesoldiers

They probably didn't access your computer at all. The are only chancing their arm again since you paid last time- you fool

What have you got on your computer that you are afraid of getting out?

zell12

Do they have nudey pics of you, Paul?

For Forks Sake

Idiot falls for scam.

2smiggy

this fellow caught tugging away on the old web cam

McDermotX

'They planted stuff.'

Sure, caller. What kind of stuff ?

BarryD2

Were you watching dubious sites caller? One of those emails.

BPKS

He paid them with VISA.


Sweet, Jesus H Christ

For Forks Sake

McDermotX wrote: »

'They planted stuff.'

Sure, caller. What kind of stuff ?

Rhododendrons

PauloMN

Jesus Christ, some people. Seriously.

Wipe the fcuking PC, bin your credit cards and switch your bank account. FFS.

Jeff2

Paid with visa. Idiot

zell12

It's a civil matter

Dan Jaman

zell12 wrote: »

Do they have nudey pics of you, Paul?

Newdy pics of him and the barking dog.

BPKS

DO THE ACCENT

Rock Lesnar

Did they ring from a foreign country, i get calls every week looking to fix my computer, the chat i have with them is great craic

zell12

Racist against Injuns

somesoldiers

"good afternoon sir" f off

Greasy Tool

I got one o' those "alerts" . It had a pic of Mickledy Higgins and two Guards on it , lol !!

For Forks Sake

I guarantee that this fool didn't buy any internet security software because it's "too dear" , would have cost him a fraction of what he's shelled out to these conmen

Dan Jaman

"I shall be reporting you."

LOL

McDermotX

McDermotX wrote: »

Take the 3rd exit caller.

You shouldn’t be driving and talking to Joe, caller.

McDermotX

Yawning

withless

Big yawn from de compassionate presenter.

manodepeeple

Tiring, isn't it Joe?

zell12

If your computer freezes, put it in the freezer