Lahvlann: Now seeking the spirit of the yellow duck - 5th Dec forward

I thought dolphin Tattoos were only for women named Linda who always ask to speak to the manager

Beechwoodspark

Is this lad a bit special so to speak

withless

This is a new low fer de show.

vicwatson

A wristband around my wrist

Roger_007

I assume we will hear about tattoos and piercings in the ...ahem...more delicate areas?

Hector Savage

Did he say his DOG'S names ???

ebbsy

Brain dead individual.

somesoldiers

vicwatson wrote: »

A wristband around my wrist

Have you got a watch tattoo and does it tell the right time caller?

Hector Savage

OK .. he did .

Good lord.

Rover Sammy Snoopy Floppy Rex - living on in eternity!

Ah chinese writing, really classy !

Mena Mitty

Bareback burdizzo castration, Valentine's special €20 and a complimentary bockle of Black Tower while u wait.

Video of procedure from all angles, February special only €10.

buried

lol Yeah the Dolphin, that was the stupid one man, thank god you've copped on since then

jeremyj1968

Man in "I regret putting my dog's name in Chinese on my arm in ink" shocker.

vicwatson

A hundred pound, dog pounds? That's ruff

Hector Savage

Google image search "Tattoo fails"


Laugh hysterically ..

sligojoek

What colour is the dog?

Dan Jaman

somesoldiers wrote: »

Have you got a watch tattoo and does it tell the right time caller?

Half past four.

Uncharted

somesoldiers wrote: »

Have you got a watch tattoo and does it tell the right time caller?

The right time twice a day

Odyssey 2005

sligojoek wrote: »

What's his problem with tattoos?

He's goin for the shock factor. He knows 80% of his listeners are on his side on this one. A safe bet.

2smiggy

withless wrote: »

This is a new low fer de show.

are you new here :pac:

somesoldiers

No warning for de chislers little ears?

sligojoek

somesoldiers wrote: »

Have you got a watch tattoo and does it tell the right time caller?

Twice a day.

withless

an awful shock Joe

pc7

Did she just say she brought them in cause they were from Donaghmede and wouldnt be going to Trinity?

Uncharted

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

He's goin for the shock factor. He knows 80% of his listeners are on his side on this one. A safe bet.

True.

Not too many blue rinse brigade listeners with 'fuk da police' chest tattoos.

Roger_007

What would you expect when you visit an exhibition called 'Intimacy'?

Mena Mitty

Get on with it will ya caller.

Rock Lesnar

Plenty of warnings to the listeners this week

withless

https://dublin.sciencegallery.com/intimacy/exhibits/21-grams-poetic-justice/

McDermotX

Sounds f*ckin deadly

Dan Jaman

A glass dildo filled with ashes, then?

sligojoek

What did I just hear???????

jeremyj1968

Uncharted wrote: »

True. Not too many blue rinse brigade listeners with 'fuk da police' chest tattoos.

I think John Connors has one of those but he's misspelt all the words.

JMNolan

Haha, Joe's confused enough about body art, he's going to be lost here!

withless

A new new low already Joe!

500 points!!!!!!!!!!!

McDermotX

What's a sooycide ?

somesoldiers

everyone going to Trinners needs 500 points now and tis one is a teacher

Del.Monte

Pity the feckin artist didn't try it on himself.

pc7

Eh caller you don't speak for me, leave the artists to it!

Dan Jaman

If it offends one, it offends all.

Ah, feck off with ye.
Everybody can think for themselves without censors like you.

I've seen this exhibition; it's art, Joe; black humour, even.

I hope those poor students aren't taught Romeo and Juliet in her school.

Uncharted

jeremyj1968 wrote: »

I think John Connors has one of those but he's misspelt all the words.

Careful now. Iv had multiple bans for daring to sully travellers good names on this site.

:rolleyes:

Beechwoodspark

Modern art wha??

Roger_007

I must visit that exhibition and remove that offensive widow-pleasuring exhibit..........(and leave a note with my phone number instead).

jeremyj1968

If it offends one woman it offends all women? And duffy doesn't challenge this nonsense.

Who does she think that she is that she speaks for all? Oh and of course now it was all a man's fault.

withless

I bet that feckin artist has feckin taatooos too Joe.

Deres eating n drinkin in dis call so der is.

pc7

It would be great if Live Line was interactive and like those tv shows where the judges press a buzzer and they have to stop waffling. NEXT! Us boardsies could be the test judges but I fear not many topics would last more than 21 seconds.

woejus

JMNolan

It's like the 80s. "This art is too offensive Joe!!". The church will roll in soon!

Dan Jaman

21 grams is the weight of the sole.
Yeah, cheap shoes, maybe.

woejus

pc7 wrote: »

It would be great if Live Line was interactive and like those tv shows where the judges press a buzzer and they have to stop waffling. NEXT! Us boardsies could be the test judges but I fear not many topics would last more than 21 seconds.

It would be great if Live Line was interactive and we could press a button on an app where Joe is shocked through his nipple clamps with mains voltage