Lahvlann: Now seeking the spirit of the yellow duck - 5th Dec forward

2smiggy

Joe on the eye pad, pretending he knows plenty of poetry

withless

ye cant defend dat dere

thecretinhop

A bunch of vegan feminist communist cnts.

Rossi IRL

How many back to back to back ad breaks can they get away with

Dan Jaman

withless wrote: »

Hypothetically speaking this art has killed several people already Joe.

Giant glass dildo falls off shelf and horribly mangles several spectators.

Dan Jaman

Well, that was showing a brief flash of gold early on, but rapidly became downgraded to a murky type of cheap brass.

woejus

Hey Joe

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ

Sittingpretty

What actually is the installation?

minikin

Joe, did baby Christ give consent for you to eat him every Sunday?
(No, because you’re not really eating his body... it’s a concept, a metaphor... to make you think... do you see?)

Damn missed de Necrofest show which seems to have yielded Gold, was droivin somebody to collect a repaired car. It will be a yawnfest for next whoile.

thecretinhop

i have a friend who has done every drug under de sun. i reckon he has not has had as bad a trip as listening to today's show so to speak.

DoctorEdgeWild

minikin wrote: »

Joe, did baby Christ give consent for you to eat him every Sunday?
(No, because you’re not really eating his body... it’s a concept, a metaphor... to make you think... do you see?)

Ah, but in their religion it's not, to them, it's ACTUALLY his body. What a thing to believe!

woejus

woejus wrote: »

Hey Joe

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ

"Serrano himself said of the controversy: "I had no idea Piss Christ would get the attention it did, since I meant neither blasphemy nor offense by it"

Also, can ye continue with suggestions for the new thread title if so disposed please? You don't want to leave it up to me, I promise you.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Damn missed de Necrofest show which seems to have yielded Gold, was droivin somebody to collect a repaired car. It will be a yawnfest for next whoile.

Wat colour was de car?

ButtersSuki

I'll be listening back to the full "art" segment from earlier later - should I give the rest a miss so to speak?

ButtersSuki

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Also, can ye continue with suggestions for the new thread title if so disposed please? You don't want to leave it up to me, I promise you.

Lahn Lahn: De LesboNecroDildo Edition, 15th February 2-19 and beyond so to speak Edition.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Lahn Lahn: De LesboNecroDildo Edition, 15th February 2-19 and beyond so to speak Edition.

Can we say Dildo in thread titles? Widdas and younger ears may be traumatizzed

Roger_007

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Also, can ye continue with suggestions for the new thread title if so disposed please? You don't want to leave it up to me, I promise you.

I submitted this one at the last change, but apparently it was entered too late:-

Liveline: Tell me WHOY...I dont like Froidays

ButtersSuki

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Can we say Dildo in thread titles? Widdas and younger ears may be traumatizzed

It was said repeatedly on National Radio before 3pm today. I'd imagine that has a wider audience than a thread on boards about Lahv Lahn tbh!

Roger_007

Roger_007 wrote: »

I submitted this one at the last change, but apparently it was entered too late:-

Liveline: Tell me WHOY...I dont like Froidays

oh I like this one. Permission to over rule the most-liked post rule?

ButtersSuki

Roger_007 wrote: »

I submitted this one at the last change, but apparently it was entered too late:-

Liveline: Tell me WHOY...I dont like Funny Froidays

FYP.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Wat colour was de car?

My car or her car, caller?

Actually dey are both silver. Her BMW520 had to get new diesel engine as the 9 year old old one had seized without cause being known apparently. They denied it was the aul timing chain bugbear de ve-hickle is plagued with. Personally I would have phoned de Loiveloine about dis.

ButtersSuki

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

oh I like this one. Permission to over rule the most-liked post rule?

DENIED.
:pac:

Come on - how often are we going to able to put the words "Lesbo", "Necro" and "Dildo" together in our lives, let alone when referring to a Lahv Lahn Topic?

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

My car or her car, caller?

Actually dey are both silver. Her BMW520 had to get new diesel engine as the 9 year old old one had seized without cause being known apparently. They denied it was the aul timing chain bugbear de ve-hickle is plagued with. Personally I would have phoned de Loiveloine about dis.

Can she claim in on de inshure-dance?

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

DENIED.
:pac:

Come on - how often are we going to able to put the words "Lesbo", "Necro" and "Dildo" together in our lives, let alone when referring to a Lahv Lahn Topic?

counsel for LesboNecroDildo thread makes a fair point, only the jurors will decide.

Anyone remember what the current thread titles refers to? I tuned out of Liveline for a few months, because preservation of sanity.

somesoldiers

Something to do with Vibrators & working away? If it’s not too risqué so to speak

somesoldiers

ButtersSuki wrote: »

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Can we say Dildo in thread titles? Widdas and younger ears may be traumatizzed

It was said repeatedly on National Radio before 3pm today. I'd imagine that has a wider audience than a thread on boards about Lahv Lahn tbh!

.
Funny how yesterday there was a warning about covering little ears when the topic was piercings & todays didnt merit a warning

ButtersSuki

somesoldiers wrote: »

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Funny how yesterday there was a warning about covering little ears when the topic was piercings & todays didnt merit a warning

Dat was because de piercings go in de ears and de dildo goes in de.....

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Can she claim in on de inshure-dance?

No Joe, twasnt an accident like a leg being run over.

Brendan Bendar

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Dat was because de piercings go in de ears and de dildo goes in de.....

Dildos; don’t know too much about them, but haven’t RTE been advertising ‘Steelie Dan’ for the last six months. One of the best dildos around,I’m informed,along with the ‘Black Stallion’ the ‘Zulu Rocket’, and the ‘Lady Pleaser’

What’s all the fuss about here?

Missed the show.

BPKS

If there's one thing I never thought I'd hear Joe Duffy say it had to be "put ashes into a vibrator and stick it into yourself".

Surely there should have been a warning for those of us driving or operating heavy machinery at the time.

I think I'll ring the RSA to complain. If I'm not satisfied with what they say then I can always ring de Loiveline.

Aska

What colour was the dildo?

Seriously some people get worked up over anything, todays show has not made me any more interested in gping to see the damn thing, was the initial caller in a same sex relationship and her anger was at the 'widow' bit implying it was a male partner who the fictional ashes belonged too? Something just seemed odd.

Uncharted

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Also, can ye continue with suggestions for the new thread title if so disposed please? You don't want to leave it up to me, I promise you.

Ash vs the Evil Dead (batteries)

somesoldiers

Aska wrote: »

What colour was the dildo?

Seriously some people get worked up over anything, todays show has not made me any more interested in gping to see the damn thing, was the initial caller in a same sex relationship and her anger was at the 'widow' bit implying it was a male partner who the fictional ashes belonged too? Something just seemed odd.

Not initially, she had a husband die recently as in the last year I think. But she came out all guns blazing then

Aska

Aska wrote: »

What colour was the dildo?

Seriously some people get worked up over anything, todays show has not made me any more interested in gping to see the damn thing, was the initial caller in a same sex relationship and her anger was at the 'widow' bit implying it was a male partner who the fictional ashes belonged too? Something just seemed odd.

Dey were FICTIONAL ashes?? Well, den, wats all de fuss about?? I had imagined they were de ashes of a deceased so to speak, who might have donated dem to science or de arts an dat!

Aska

somesoldiers wrote:

Not initially, she had a husband die recently as in the last year I think. But she came out all guns blazing then

The Christina woman ? I thought that was a later lady but hands up if I am wrong on that. I male and not in that position so things affect everyone in different ways but it seems like people have to be vocal about everything that bothers them, yes we do similar on boards.ie complaining about A B & C but we are not shoving it down peoples throats

Aska

Deleted User wrote:

Dey were FICTIONAL ashes?? Well, den, wats all de fuss about?? I had imagined they were de ashes of a deceased so to speak, who might have donated dem to science or de arts an dat!

Sorry the ashes on show could have been real, i thought fictional due to there was no 'widow' on site to do experiment.

Aska

Aska wrote: »

Sorry the ashes on show could have been real, i thought fictional due to there was no 'widow' on site to do experiment.

Ooh dats creepy nundeless. I’m donating my brain to Trinity / Beaumont brain research department (dey want “normal” as well as diseased brains to compare like with like) and I wouldn’t fancy it turning up in an art installation.

ButtersSuki

BPKS wrote: »

If there's one thing I never thought I'd hear Joe Duffy say it had to be "put ashes into a vibrator and stick it into yourself".

Surely there should have been a warning for those of us driving or operating heavy machinery at the time.

I think I'll ring the RSA to complain. If I'm not satisfied with what they say then I can always ring de Loiveline.

How big was dat dildo?

ButtersSuki

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Dildos; don’t know too much about them, but haven’t RTE been advertising ‘Steelie Dan’ for the last six months. One of the best dildos around,I’m informed,along with the ‘Black Stallion’ the ‘Zulu Rocket’, and the ‘Lady Pleaser’

What’s all the fuss about here?

Missed the show.

Seriously? Are RTÉ advertising dildos? I'm surprised we haven't had auld wans/Catalicks ringing in from all parts of the country complaining about this if we have.

Joe: And have you ever tried a dildo Mary?
Hello?
Mary...are you there?
We seem to have lost Mary, back after deeze.

ButtersSuki

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

"Serrano himself said of the controversy: "I had no idea Piss Christ would get the attention it did, since I meant neither blasphemy nor offense by it"

Dat duz be Nick Young dare in dat pic with Catalick attire on him and dat. He's a basketball player, calls himself Swaggy P. He's a bit of a clown and a naughty boy so to speak.

Brendan Bendar

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Seriously? Are RTÉ advertising dildos? I'm surprised we haven't had auld wans/Catalicks ringing in from all parts of the country complaining about this if we have.

Joe: And have you ever tried a dildo Mary?
Hello?
Mary...are you there?
We seem to have lost Mary, back after deeze.

Just for info, Butthers.... looks like there is a band called after it too.

"Steely Dan" is a reference to William S. Burroughs' 1959 novel Naked Lunch, a book I'll admit to reading but not actually understanding. In Naked Lunch, "Steely Dan III from Yokohama" is a steam-powered dildo, which is not really something that comes to mind when listening to "Reelin' In The Years."Jun 24, 2014”

Graham1978

woejus wrote: »

Eurotrash?

The Word

ButtersSuki

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Just for info, Butthers.... looks like there is a band called after it too.

"Steely Dan" is a reference to William S. Burroughs' 1959 novel Naked Lunch, a book I'll admit to reading but not actually understanding. In Naked Lunch, "Steely Dan III from Yokohama" is a steam-powered dildo, which is not really something that comes to mind when listening to "Reelin' In The Years."Jun 24, 2014”

No I know of Steely Dan de band so to speak, I was just genuinely curious as to whether the RTÉ were advertising de tools for pleasuring de ladies and some men (#equality and dat) on de radio or de TV.

Conor84

Dont get to hear Liveline much during the day but .. never thought I'd hear all that on Liveline. Hope mary making her soda bread eecovers/

One thing that I cant understand is how come there are so many producers needed for a call in show.

I think the producer today was called David O'Sullivan (obviously new here) but in last few weeks there has been Tara Loughrey Grant, Hugh Ormond, Fergius Sweeneu and obviously Mr Uber Producer Aonghus "Christy Hennessey" "Late Date"McAnally. Does a call in show really need a team of 5+ producers. Can understand Today with Sean O'Rourke or Morning Ireland needing multiple producers as there is much more prep to do but a call in show?

Especially when Joe was querying how Trinners was spending state provided funds

ButtersSuki

Conor84 wrote: »

Dont get to hear Liveline much during the day but .. never thought I'd hear all that on Liveline. Hope mary making her soda bread eecovers/

One thing that I cant understand is how come there are so many producers needed for a call in show.

I think the producer today was called David O'Sullivan (obviously new here) but in last few weeks there has been Tara Loughrey Grant, Hugh Ormond, Fergius Sweeneu and obviously Mr Uber Producer Aonghus "Christy Hennessey" "Late Date"McAnally. Does a call in show really need a team of 5+ producers. Can understand Today with Sean O'Rourke or Morning Ireland needing multiple producers as there is much more prep to do but a call in show?

Especially when Joe was querying how Trinners was spending state provided funds

He's new. Tara was Number 8, so that's 9 now.

GUBU.

somesoldiers

They need so many producers so they can all take lots of time off to their pet sideline projects (well McAnally anyway), which also get free promotion on the show.
Much like the full time host with his 10-12 weeks off

ButtersSuki

somesoldiers wrote: »

You been listening to The Iceberg again Butters

Great album. I especially love de opening track “Shut Up, Be Happy” with de monologue/poe-em from Jello Biafra (he of “The Dead Kennedy’s” fame so to speak) set to a heavy industrial soundtrack. Who’d have thought it would later appear in the RTÉ Vision Statement*?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMQHVzSPTec&feature=share

*may not be true.

somesoldiers

somesoldiers wrote: »

They need so many producers so they can all take lots of time off to their pet sideline projects (well McAnally anyway), which also get free promotion on the show.
Much like the full time host with his 10-12 weeks off

I expect to be assassinated for this comment, but I think it makes sense for any employer to grant a leave of absence (unpaid of course) to any employee who wants to embark on a project which will improve that employee's own experience or skillset. I got one from my old employer before I started my postgrad - this was in the private sector. They knew I'd be doing something productive and would return with a better set of skills. Sooo, I kinda see why RTÉ does this too.