Lahvlann: Now seeking the spirit of the yellow duck - 5th Dec forward

vicwatson

Death

McDermotX

'About death and that'


hahahaha.....no sh1t caller

Death, death, death, saw dem doy, was wit dem, doyed, dead, faaader

Dan Jaman

A bonus DEATH for Jowel.

vicwatson

1 hour 5 mins 5 callers

Del.Monte

The lights are dimming all over Donnybrook.

dvcireland

Burt Lancaster live from Killiney

withless

Is dis a GDPR call or hospitals or just pure DEATH?

Dan Jaman

Dan Jaman wrote: »

A bonus DEATH for Jowel.

And a thoroughly dedicated death fetisher too dat’s on de line.

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

And a thoroughly dedicated death fetisher too dat’s on de line.

Dream radio for Jowel.

mountain

Do you see your wife in your sleep??

Dear god. Stop it joe

dvcireland

Get yourself an au pair before you pop your cloggs

Do de ghosts not obey de GDPR an day? Like tick dis box for future visitations.

vicwatson

Duffy determined to get tears today

dvcireland

Joe lining up Phil Lynott with Sarah

Fateen’s through anudder change of underwear.

Dan Jaman

This lad should be talking to a counsellor.

vicwatson

dvcireland wrote: »

Burt Lancaster live from Killiney

Darth Vadar more like :P

Fann Linn

Rossi IRL wrote: »

WTF am I listening to lolol

Still apt.

Dan Jaman

Two Mules for Sister Sarah.

Del.Monte

Is this guy going to doy on air?

McDermotX

Ah sure slip in another death there

Jonathan Philbin Bowman, who doyed a terribul death

Dan Jaman

Bonus CANCER for Jowel.

Cancer 4 toimes!

2 breasts
Lung

Very happy indeed!

5 friends with cancer
1 doyed

Dan Jaman

Moare CAnsur.

Leaves a present in the breast department.

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

Leaves a present in the breast department.

So does Inge for auld Jimmy.

vicwatson

Meade Hats getting the air as they lived next door to Marty Whelan

Dan Jaman

Plug your buke, caller.

Anudder friend of RTE on

Yew produced.
He did a good job gathering all those illnesses, deaths and utter bores. Exceeded all expectations.

Anybody got a sum total of all de illnesses and deaths in dat golden show?

dvcireland

dvcireland wrote: »

There was a repeat of a RTE show about St Vincent's Hospital recently on Satellite TV, cut to a guy sitting up in bed in a single private room and the consultant practically sitting in beside him....the one and only Ronan Collins.

Dat was de Mater Proivate, caller. Spinal hotspittle.

tretorn

Doubt if the consultant is too thrilled that your wan told the whole nation she buys him hotel nights away as a thank you pressie.

Brendan Bendar

Deleted User wrote: »

Fateen’s through anudder change of underwear.

Whoooooy?

Originals soaked?

dvcireland

Trying to guess what Liveline Calls back is about, we have a Meshell on the beach.

There's a person on the Liveline research team who I'm convinced is the girl who rang in today about her jacket been robbed.

Brendan Bendar

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Whoooooy?

Originals soaked?

All dat extreme illness after illness, near fatality after bear fatality, and the tingling pleasures of death after death. Multiple orgasms. Oh hey, only we gals and de very young guys get dat, but I’d say the arousenent for suffucient for Gateen to achieve dat today.

More pleasure of death on Callback. Very very sad, but you could see the way Fateen had tried to rub it in on de radio for his own pleasure.

thecretinhop

fateens yule log

On the first day of Christmas
my true callers said to me:
i have an odd ould cancer or 53

On the second day of Christmas
my true callers gave to me
Two Parkinson patients
and a fibromyalgia thrown in for free

On the third day of Christmas
my true listeners sent to me:
three heart attacks
Two autistic kids
and a 400k cheque for me

On the fourth day of Christmas
my true callers sent to me:
Four dementia oaps
Three French refugees
Two drowning at the seas
and ray darcy in a gluten free tree!

On de fifth day of Christ-mas
A caller asked of me, - ver-sa-atis
Five patches please
Five for each day
Dat’s 65 a week
All for free from de Ha-aitch Ess Ee

somesoldiers

Deleted User wrote: »

Jonathan Philbin Bowman, who doyed a terribul death

Remember him well, used to go around with a filofax under his arm. He used frequent a pub I drank in and always looked around the bar to see who was doing the crossword so he could sit beside them and show off how he could do the Irish Times Simplex.


One day he sat beside me and nearly fell off the stool when I had the Simplex and the Crosaire finished in the same time he had half the Simplex done.
RIP

somesoldiers

somesoldiers wrote: »

Remember him well, used to go around with a filofax under his arm. He used frequent a pub I drank in and always looked around the bar to see who was doing the crossword so he could sit beside them and show off how he could do the Irish Times Simplex.


One day he sat beside me and nearly fell off the stool when I had the Simplex and the Crosaire finished in the same time he had half the Simplex done.
RIP

So yew wouldn’t be de simple minded ornary coddle-eating wurker or straw sucking bogger type dat does do be ready to talk to Joe to de Lahvlahn.

somesoldiers

Deleted User wrote: »

So yew wouldn’t be de simple minded ornary coddle-eating wurker or straw sucking bogger type dat does do be ready to talk to Joe to de Lahvlahn.

Have moved on to The Times Cryptic now ever since Crosaire dyoed in 2010 ( he was 90 odd, still a young man... would have made a great show for Joe except he does the tea-time teaser in the Sun I'd say so probably never heard of him)- was never the same for me.


Don't finish it often but keeps the brain ticking over and dat.

They do a Jumbo one on a Saturday that I like to get my teeth into when the babas are in bed

SEPT 23 1989

Does he know what the topics are today?

Dan Jaman

Sans culottes.

somesoldiers

Handbook and phone robbed in city centre- Shocker

"Sands"

vicwatson

Wtf is sands this sands that

Oops69

Sans Birkenstock’s and dungarees

vicwatson

What colour was the road?

Oops69

Is this hero women day ?