Predictions 2019

Franz Von Peppercorn

Wanderer78 wrote: »

No human has or ever had the ability to accurately predict the future, the outcome of complex dynamic systems are too complex to do so, I've reason to believe nostradamus's 'predictions' are beyond vague at best

Yeh I was being sarcastic.

In my lifetime he (or his interpretators) predicted nothing beforehand and everything in hindsight.

batgoat

Wanderer78 wrote: »

No human has or ever had the ability to accurately predict the future, the outcome of complex dynamic systems are too complex to do so, I've reason to believe nostradamus's 'predictions' are beyond vague at best

The claim for the last few popes has been that they're either the last or second last. World should have ended a few times at this point.

LordBasil

Trump survives the year as President, he'll ride out any controversies regardless.

General Election in Ireland before Brexit as FF walk out of C&S talks with FG. Despite public unrest over housing, they don't trust SF enough, haven't forgiven FF enough yet and therefore election results in FG led govt propped up by Labour, Greens, Indos. SF become largest opposition party. MM resigns as FF leader, contest between Michael McGrath, Eamon O'Cuiv and Stephen Donnelly to succeed him. Donnelly wins, radically alters FF policies.....FF then do well at the local and European elections.

A Brexiteer replaces Theresa May as PM, but doesn't last long as No Deal Brexit on 30th March results in chaos at Dover and widespread panic across the UK causes government to collapse and a GE held in May. Corbyn becomes PM. The ERG breaks away from the main Tory block.

Merkel resigns as Chancellor and AKK replaces her, Macron faces further protests. The EU decides to invest heavily in youth employment schemes, housing, and education in order to show young people that their future is in the EU.

More Mass Shootings in USA, Trump offers thoughts & prayers but nothing else.

Ireland Rugby team wins World Cup after beating NZ in the final after Jacob Stockdale scores a try in the last minute.

Deaths of Pope Emeritus Benedict, Jimmy & Rosalind Carter, Betty White, Sir David Attenborough and Gay Byrne.

The Queen & Prince Philip both survive the year.

Ireland and the UK both do very well at the Eurovision Song Contest, with 1 possibly winning.

branie2

Snickers goes back to its old name Marathon.

Zorya

Poor Gay Byrne. I hope he is not reading here of his oft-predicted demise.

Anyways, cryogenic preservation technology will take a huge leap forward in 2019 enabling Skooterblue to be revived in 2033 (with a trumpet blast) just in time to witness the Second Coming.

James Brown

The Queen of England will pop her clogs. Trump will resign citing Liberal media something something. FF/FG will try privatise elements of currently publicly owned water concerns. We'll have a GE and FF will narrowly top FG to form another sham government. Varadkar will leave politics having been distracted by something shiny elsewhere.

johnnyrotten

Brendan Dassey will be released

KevinCavan

skooterblue2 wrote: »

Gay has been dying for years.. ............. sick of hearing about it.

Will we see the Final Eposode of “The Meaning of Life?” Gaybo will interview himself.

soiseztomabel

Moonjet wrote: »

The first (of many) babies will be aborted in Ireland under the new legislation, sometime in January.

Followed by many Facebook status essays by girls with septum piercings and fringes

BBFAN

Faugheen wrote: »

We’ll say good bye to Gay Byrne.

Grim, I know, but the man hasn’t been very well lately by all accounts.

He looks dreadful god love him.

farmerwifelet

conor mcgregor going on trial for serious crime.

Gwynplaine

Either Elton John or Robbie Williams will die.

Yer Da sells Avon

Zorya wrote: »

Poor Gay Byrne. I hope he is not reading here of his oft-predicted demise.

4068ac1elhodqr

Bus drivers to be replaced with the Autobot 2019 vers 1.0.

Also, as people become increasingly dumb and challenged with the actual task of walking, due to staring at smart phones
- flat moving escalators at walking pace, will all urban concrete pavements, stand to the left and alight when needed.

skooterblue2

batgoat wrote: »

The claim for the last few popes has been that they're either the last or second last. World should have ended a few times at this point.

No, go research the prophecies exactly. The second last was "Of the olives" which was Pope Benedicts order was the Benedictines whose crest are the olives and also known as "Olivetians". The head of the Jesuits is known as the Black Pope, hence Pope Francis is the last pope. This also feeds into Nostradamus prediction about "an end for candle wax and a time for Honey"

batgoat

skooterblue2 wrote: »

No, go research the prophecies exactly. The second last was "Of the olives" which was Pope Benedicts order was the Benedictines whose crest are the olives and also known as "Olivetians". The head of the Jesuits is known as the Black Pope, hence Pope Francis is the last pope. This also feeds into Nostradamus prediction about "an end for candle wax and a time for Honey"

Cool, go to the biblical conspiracies forum.. I'm sure they'll be fascinated.

4068ac1elhodqr

skooterblue2 wrote: »

No, go research the prophecies exactly. The second last was "Of the olives" which was Pope Benedicts order was the Benedictines whose crest are the olives and also known as "Olivetians". The head of the Jesuits is known as the Black Pope, hence Pope Francis is the last pope. This also feeds into Nostradamus prediction about "an end for candle wax and a time for Honey"

St Mally, said it would be Peter the Roman, who would be the last, while Pete a Roman is Francies actual birth father (before moving to Arg), it's hard to know if he ever took that description upon himself.

skooterblue2

Beckett Wet Matchbox wrote: »

St Mally, said it would be Peter the Roman, who would be the last, while Pete a Roman is Francies actual birth father (before moving to Arg), it's hard to know if he ever took that description upon himself.

The markers are ever clearer. Now my buddy is more into it than me. It has to do with the celestial arrangement of stars and markers in society. The bit about the virgin with the crown of 12 stars could be interpreted as the EU and the Dragon could be what is coming.

mynamejeff

farmerwifelet wrote: »

conor mcgregor going on trial for serious crime.

Id say that trial wont start till at least 2020 :eek::eek::eek:

should be a dinger though

its_steve116

Xposé is finally axed.

its_steve116

Photos of Louise O'Reilly or whatever her name is sitting in the toilet get leaked. The toilets in the spaceship on her manned mission to Mars have CCTV cameras, and they will take the pictures and beam them down to Earth.

Laois_Man

This might be a good time to look back at predictions for other years

2017 here and here

2018 here

RhubarbCrumble

Rosemary MacCabe will be 'triggered'.

PTH2009

There will be a terrorist attack somewhere in the UK and Ireland

Brexit won't happen

Mayo finally win the All Ireland Football with Galway winning the AI hurling title again

The Mick McCarthy led Irish team will be a mixed back finishing 4th with Denmark and the Swiss qualifying

The Irish Rugby team will finish 2nd in the 6Ns losing out too Wales on the last day who will win the title but not the grand slam. The world cup dream will be ended by New Zealand in the QFs who suffer a shock defeat too South Africa in the group stages and finish 2nd while we finish top of our group

Garth Brooks will not return too Ireland

A shock death happens in the music world

Laois_Man

Deleted User wrote: »

Brexit will go ahead, but Ireland will lose a lot of the single market integration to avoid the hard border that would otherwise be imposed by a clean break Brexit.

I've read this 10 times and I still can't figure out wtf you're saying!

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »

Conor McGregor announces plans to fight Mike Tyson.

This is funny because it actually wouldn't be that surprising!

DEFTLEFTHAND

Scotland to beat arrogant Irish at RWC.

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

Brexit will go ahead, but Ireland will lose a lot of the single market integration to avoid the hard border that would otherwise be imposed by a clean break Brexit.

Laois_Man wrote: »

I've read this 10 times and I still can't figure out wtf you're saying!

The "backstop" is south of the island and not through the middle.

whisky_galore

Trump assassination attempt.

Deebles McBeebles

Prince 2: Back from the dead Boogaloo.

Laois_Man

Deleted User wrote: »

The "backstop" is south of the island and not through the middle.

I still haven't got a clue what you're on about! Nevermind!

orourkeda1977

I predict that we will have to listen to brexit at least ten time a day for the entire 365 day sstretch.

hard brexit

soft brexit

soft backstop

backstop up the wazoooo

I have a pain in my face listening to Brexit and just want it to stop

orourkeda1977

PTH2009 wrote: »

There will be a terrorist attack somewhere in the UK and Ireland

Brexit won't happen

Mayo finally win the All Ireland Football with Galway winning the AI hurling title again

The Mick McCarthy led Irish team will be a mixed back finishing 4th with Denmark and the Swiss qualifying

The Irish Rugby team will finish 2nd in the 6Ns losing out too Wales on the last day who will win the title but not the grand slam. The world cup dream will be ended by New Zealand in the QFs who suffer a shock defeat too South Africa in the group stages and finish 2nd while we finish top of our group

Garth Brooks will not return too Ireland

A shock death happens in the music world

At least 4 of these will not happen

DEFTLEFTHAND

whisky_galore wrote: »

Trump assassination attempt.

Half surprised that some Lulaw hasn't tried something already.

There's so many freaky weirdo loser types in the USA.

whisky_galore

PTH2009 wrote: »

There will be a terrorist attack somewhere in the UK and Ireland

The guards have been finding bombs and bomb parts every month or so, bomb disposal unit activity is regularly in the news. They only have to get lucky once.

Deebles McBeebles

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

There's so many freaky weirdo loser types in the USA.

And the lads who might try to assassinate him are fairly bad too.

Jrop

Ronan Mullen will lose his seat in An Seanad.

Senator Joseph Kennedy III will announce his intention to run for President

Princess Eugenie will get pregnant.

Queen Elizabeth will die and Prince William will become King

branie2

Saoirse Ronan finally wins an Oscar
Fair City ends with a killing spree
Chris O'Dowd is announced as the new James Bond

RiderOnTheStorm

First world leader will be assinated.
'Taupe' will be voted favourite colour.
Major finance house will be hacked.
Driver v cyclists agro continues.
Oil prices rocket.
Oscar winner makes totally gender neutral speech.
Israel bombs an arab state.
Hologram TV takes off and porn will never be the same.
Cult-leader gathers pace and nominates himself as the second coming.
Evidence of ancient life found on Mars.
A prominent rural TD will be caught with his pants down.
ESB / nurse / garda strikes cripple country.
I finish my 2nd novel, reach ideal weight, and become a grandad :-)

Odhinn

Male Vaginal Pain will finally begin to be treated seriously by the medical community.

RhubarbCrumble

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

A prominent rural TD will be caught with his pants down.

Did you have anyone in particular in mind? :eek:

Laois_Man

Laois_Man wrote: »

I still haven't got a clue what you're on about! Nevermind!

A Brexiteer becomes PM and renegotiates the deal, Ireland ends up outside the mainland single market to avoid the hard border.

branie2

Ryanair closes down, and easyJet comes to Ireland.

KevinCavan

Theresa May will step down as prime minister by June 2019.

branie2

Australia votes to become a republic.

skooterblue2

Jrop wrote: »

Queen Elizabeth will die and Prince William will become King

I see that becoming the future but check out predictions for Charles becoming king. He will be deeply unpopular and will take his own life. I have no doubt Queen Elizabeth would have abdicated 20-30 years ago if Charles would have been a proper leader. This boy never grew up. He couldnt make a decision on a wife, didnt tend to his wife, couldnt control his wife and had to have someone else supervise the assassination of his wife. Not suitable material for a monarch.

It will ultimately fall to William but Charles will not let go his birth right so easy.

skooterblue2

Odhinn wrote: »

Male Vaginal Pain will finally begin to be treated seriously by the medical community.

Next thing on the agenda is Trans-Species. Dont assume my species. I identify as a cat!!!

skooterblue2

branie2 wrote: »

Ryanair closes down, and easyJet comes to Ireland.

No way !!! Michael O' Leary was a good boy. Anyone in banking will tell you Ryan air will be the only Airline in Europe in a few years time

Mister Vain

PC culture will get worse. It will be politically incorrect to have a penis.

Gwynplaine

Mister Vain wrote: »

PC culture will get worse. It will be politically incorrect to have a penis.

I have a black car. If someone were to ask what car I have, and what colour it is, I will be called a racist if if tell them my car is black.

cmightycon

It will finally be Liverpool's year!