What steps should be taken to make Ireland great again?

sxt

1.

Fix Rte, an organization That is literally hemorrhaging 10's of million every year in losses despite having, 1/5 billion licence fees, and 100s of millions in advertising revenue per year. If you can't fix Rte, how do you expect to fix the HSE

Virgin Media said it believed RTE should be held accountable for losing €30 million in the last three years”, despite combined public and commercial revenues of more than €1 billion in this period.

“Additional funding without any conditions is a reward for RTÉ’s s inefficiencies to the detriment of the independent broadcasting sector.”


They have over 1000 staff. Tg4 have less than 80.

Something is amiss

If this was France,. There would be civilians marching upon the citadel of Montrose. Change would happen quick.

2. Don't give permission for any more Starbucks or costa coffee shops, there are too many. This isn't New York or London. Can't an Irish company not be set up to make insipid coffee, and develop as a brand to be exported elsewhere.

3.Put a green jersey on Declan rice, so we can go to a world cup again, raise the nation's spirits

Jamie2k9

1 - An end to free movement and only allow those who we require and those without criminal convictions.

2 - Slash SW budget

3 - No "free houses" for life.

4 - Travelers ethnic statues removed.

5 - Have an actual legal system and remove all our weak judges.

harry Bailey esq

Vote Harry.

dan1895

Ah f*ck off out of that would ya.

I hear Barry O’Bama is free.

lbc2019

Were we great???

freshpopcorn

Getting rid of Ray Darcy would be a start!

Cockford Ollie

A far right government

davidk1394

Tougher laws on crime, murder, rape and all kinds of fraud.
Updated laws on protecting yourself, family and home
End this “entitlement” housing and hand outs
Expand the boom out of the pale
Don’t forget about rural Ireland
Look after the people that keep Ireland moving and well e.g nurses, self employed, the middle classes
Cut back on red tape for EVERYTHING

relax carry on

Great at what?

AndrewJRenko

Let's have a big protest outside the Dail and see how many turn up?

Ipso

relax carry on wrote: »

Great at what?

Great again, you know like the 80’s!

lbc2019

Ipso wrote: »

Great again, you know like the 80’s!

Great at unemployment? Emigration??/

An Ri rua

Invade Iceland. Those bastards started the worldwide bust and, provided we could take them militarily, it could be a colony to send ex RTE people and Boards cranks like the Op to.

LeBash

Step 1: make us great
Step 2: undo step 1
Step 3: repeat step 1 so it can be again

Atoms for Peace

Jamie2k9 wrote: »

4 - Travelers ethnic statues removed.

They do seem to have a right graw for the Virgin Mary alright.

archer22

relax carry on wrote: »

Great at what?

At claiming to be great.

tuxy

An Ri rua wrote: »

Invade Iceland. Those bastards started the worldwide bust and, provided we could take them militarily, it could be a colony to send ex RTE people and Boards cranks like the Op to.

I've some bad news, they are a NATO member......

tuxy

Also Ireland was never great and such a status would not suit out disposition as we don't like to boast.
If we could make Ireland Grand Again that would do.

harry Bailey esq

Bam Bam Mickey wrote: »

I hear Barry O’Bama is free.

Well Harry doesn't do that sh*t for free I'll take as much as I could to remunerate meself and other overheads... . He's only free cause he doesn't know his arse from his poxy elbow. I get sh,t done. If I ran the country everyone would be rich. No f*ckin two ways about it bam, no questions asked.

NuMarvel

24-hour repeats of Glenroe, Where in the World, and Bosco.

corner of hells

An Ri rua wrote: »

Invade Iceland. Those bastards started the worldwide bust and, provided we could take them militarily, it could be a colony to send ex RTE people and Boards cranks like the Op to.

What would you want to invade a supermarket for ?
Invade a fancy country like Holland or Florida.

archer22

tuxy wrote: »

Also Ireland was never great and such a status would not suit out disposition as we don't like to boast.
If we could make Ireland Grand Again that would do.

The green MIGA hats would be nice though

(with the made in China labels hanging out the back)

AndrewJRenko

An Ri rua wrote: »

Invade Iceland.

I could do the Ballyfermot one tomorrow, if anyone else is free? Wear your yellow vest.

tuxy

archer22 wrote: »

The green MIGA hats would be nice though

(with the made in China labels hanging out the back)

This? Looks like it's made in a sweat shop so I think it's perfect.

magma69

Make abortions illegal.

Kidnap children born out of wedlock and put them in abusive institutions.

Give all the power back to the paedophile protecting Catholic Church.

Make homosexuality illegal.

Put women back in the kitchens where they belong.

Make divorce illegal.

Ignore the suicide problem.

Ignore the alcoholism problem.

Allow physical harm as punishment in school

The good ol days when Ireland was great.

Zaph

We should build a wall. Apparently that's a sure-fire way to make your country great again. No idea where we should build it though, I mean it's not like we have a border that people just pour through every day now, is it?

The Satanist

We need to build a wall. In a big rectangle. And within that wall, build a big ****in prison. Then reform the judiciary. By reform I mean fire most of the judges. Wipe the ****in scum away. Vote Satan 2020.

Richard Hillman

10,000 New Prison Places
Revamp on sentencing
A ban on any minister getting a job with the EU/UN after working in government.
A weekly Con-Air type plane to drop off failed asylum seekers to their home countries after their initial rejection.
RTE disbanded
Children's allowance capped at 2 children
More power given to residents to motion to evict anti social neighbours.
Less restrictions on the sale of alcohol + General relaxation on nanny state nonsense.

AllForIt

Allow farthers to drink drive so they can rush home after a drunken night out to bate the wife and kids all designed to show them who's boss.

pgj2015

Any trav... person who is found to have set up a car accident in order to get thousands for a fake whiplash injury, to be given at least 5 years in prison.

its_steve116

A directly-elected Mayor of Dublin.

demanufactured

Miniature Irish flags for some,
Big black dildos for others.

Richard Hillman

Bam Bam Mickey wrote: »

I hear Barry O’Bama is free.

That would be pretty funny. Lower taxes, less public spending, less government and all of the media class realising "hold on, this guy is like, far-right"

The Tetrarch

Brown bread, porridge, Irish stew, cabbage.
No mobile phones. You have to write a letter. *
* thanking Granny for that horrible present.

Klonker

Mandatory jail time for anyone who says "forever home" in relation to social housing.

PARlance

I would host a European Championships in France every summer... we were great, weren't we.. WEREN'T WE WORLD???

*Shuffles off to Joe.ie, "load previous posts" all the way back to Summer 2016*

theguzman

Klonker wrote: »

Mandatory jail time for anyone who says "forever home" in relation to social housing.

It's a phrase I seen on a Facebook group which rehomes dogs and cats, when I first seen it used in the social housing context, I was thinking like feral animals so they are.

Bring back the Tailteann Games

Tailteann Games (ancient)

RMAOK

its_steve116 wrote: »

A directly-elected Mayor of Dublin.

How would that make Ireland great?

tuxy

RMAOK wrote: »

How would that make Ireland great?

Because they are going to build a wall around the Pale and make Healy-Rae and Michael Lowery voters pay for it.

jhenno78

Ooh, this thread is hilarious. The perfect mix of piss-taking and people who genuinely can't recognise the implications of policy decisions or recognise that people are...what's it called? Human.

Anyway, here's my suggestion.

Build a wall. Make it 100m tall. Make it into kind of a rectangle shape. Make some horizontal wall bits at regular intervals. Divide into smaller sections. Put a roof on top. Fill with things like kitchens and couches. Lay funny little walls nearby that are really short and narrow but tens of km long and come in pairs spaced an even distance apart and have this funny moving wall-boxes that run on top. Build further series of walls nearby that have things like teachers and doctors inside (the doctors will be allowed out after spending less than 24 hours inside in one go). Repeat as needed.

Any takers?

Pherekydes

Jamie2k9 wrote: »

1 - An end to free movement...

But, but I have a holiday booked!?

marketty

Every Friday evening we should have a pints raffle.

1st Prize: 45 pints
2nd Prize: a dozen pints
3rd Prize: a half dozen pints

Spot Prizes: packets a crips or a few packets eh eh peanuts

petes

marketty wrote: »

Every Friday evening we should have a pints raffle.

1st Prize: 45 pints
2nd Prize: a dozen pints
3rd Prize: a half dozen pints

Spot Prizes: packets a crips or a few packets eh eh peanuts

All pints to be drank that night

Flaccus

NuMarvel wrote: »

24-hour repeats of Glenroe, Where in the World, and Bosco.

Your forgetting Quicksilver and Murphys Micro QuizM

circadian

I'm seeing loads of far right style posts on AH recently. Where are these people in real life? How come I never come across them? Are you just a bunch of edgelords living in the box room in yer mas gaff?

jhenno78

circadian wrote: »

I'm seeing loads of far right style posts on AH recently. Where are these people in real life? How come I never come across them? Are you just a bunch of edgelords living in the box room in yer mas gaff?

Nothing recent about it.

Wanderer78

Start a trade war, with the moon maybe. Build loads of walls, as they rock. Lock everybody up and let hilary free, oh, and make fake tan mandatory

circadian

So you're suggesting make Ireland orange again with the fake tan?

Wanderer78

circadian wrote:

So you're suggesting make Ireland orange again with the fake tan?

Yes, everyone will stand out and look great, this of course will make Ireland great