My name is Inigo Montoya....

Lorelli!

My personal favourite movie quote is from the movie Nightbreed. Wasn't a huge success but had a bit of a cult following...

'It's all true. God's an Astronaut. Oz is Over the Rainbow, and Midian is where the monsters live.'

My worst has to be 'Im King of the world'..bleugh

What are your favourite and least favourite movie quotes?

"What we've got here is a failure to communicate."

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Shrek and me drank some magic potion! ... and now we’re sexy!

The Princess Bride

"Why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box?" from Con Air, is one of my favourites.

Lorelli!

The Princess Bride wrote: »

"Why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box?" .

'You talkin' to me?'

Giveaway

Lorelli! wrote: »

'You talkin' to me?'

Uh_uh. I know what you are thinking, did he fire six shots or only five.(after hearing six shots but only seeing five fired)

OOnegative

“It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!!”

You must now cut down the tallest tree in the forest... With... A HERRING!

One eyed Jack

“Don’t ever let anybody tell you they’re better than you, Forrest. If God intended everybody to be the same, he’d have given us all braces on our legs.”

- Forrest Gump’s mam.


(My wife says I remind her of Forrest Gump, I’m not sure that’s a good thing :pac:)


“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn”

- Rhett Butler in Gone With The Wind.


(What I’m thinking when my wife says I remind her of Forrest Gump)

Kevin Finnerty

-Why do they call you Red?

-Maybe it's because I'm Irish .

SoundsRight

Favourite: "You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself." Smack!

Least favourite: "May the force be with you". Bleurgh.

Captain Red Beard

Who are those guys?

0lordy

No guts, no black puddin'

I Went Down

Kevin Finnerty

Snoop Dogg in some film after whacking some fella across the back of the head on a boat

"You forgot your 9 iron".

Frynge

'Dean on, Balls accurate
'It's an industry term'

You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?

Space Dog

I have two favourites:
"Now, a warning." - "NOW a warning?"
Death Becomes Her

"Boo, you whore"
Mean Girls

'Get to da choppah'.

Akrasia

"You bstard, give me back my hand!"

Evil dead when evil demon posesses ash's hand

judeboy101

Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die

SoundsRight

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'Get to da choppah'.

Was watching it last night for the umpteenth time. Every line is a zinger.

Mickeroo

Monty you terrible c*nt!

cuculainn

0lordy wrote: »

No guts, no black puddin'

I Went Down

Stay here so and be a boy, the men are getting in the car

mick121

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'Get to da choppah'.

And commando
" I let him go"
"Let off son steam Bennet"

facehugger99

Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

RobAMerc

Charlie:"They said you was hung!"
Sheriff Bart: " And they was right !"

Muckka

Jaws " smile you son of a bitch"

mr_edge_to_you

Now, you listen here! He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, go away!

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon, like masterbating on an airplane.

TheValeyard

Brick Tamland: I love, carpet. I love, desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love, lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp, I love lamp.

JohnnyFlash

John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fūcking pencil. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his fūcking dog.

Johnnyhpipe

“You were only supposed to blow tge bloody doors off!”

You can’t help but say that in a Michael Caine accent!

Flaccus

Danny the drug dealer from “Withnail and I”

“ I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into you brain! This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. “

Atoms for Peace

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. This is my dream; this is my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor, and surviving."
- Colonel Kurtz

Irish_peppa

Red Car! Good Point!
GARBAGE DAY!!!!!
My old lady couldn't afford to send me to college. So I got a job!
You tend to get paranoid when everyone around you gets dead.

above from Eric Freeman Silent Night Deadly Night 2

A Mans Got to know his limitations Clint Eastwood

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.......smells like........Victory.. Apocalypse Now

CrowdedHouse

I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande....

Super-Rush

I feel like a pig shat in my head.

debok

0lordy wrote: »

No guts, no black puddin'

I Went Down

Ya ****ing in the bath fella

Flaccus

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Pac1Man

"Funny? Funny how?"

Bob Harris

Flaccus

I said, smiling very wide and droogie: ‘Well, if it isn’t fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou.’ And then we started.
Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange

alchemist33

"Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?"

"No Mr Bond. I expect you to die "

CramCycle

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

Wibbs

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannher Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Blade Runner

What in heaven’s name brought you to Casablanca?
My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters.
What waters? We’re in the desert.
I was misinformed.

Round up the usual suspects.

Casablanca(that flic is stuffed with great lines)

Young men make wars, and the virtues of war are the virtues of young men; courage, and hope for the future. Then old men make the peace, and the vices of peace are the vices of old men; mistrust and caution.

With Major Lawrence, mercy is a passion. With me, it is merely good manners. You may judge which motive is the more reliable.

Lawrence of Arabia

We've gone on holiday by mistake.

These are the sort of windows faces look in through.

It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself; "I will never play the Dane."

I sometimes wonder where Norman is now. Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. A cat, rain, Vim under the sink, and both bars on. But old now, old. There can be no true beauty without decay.

Withnail and I(another one chock full of great dialogue)

take everything

You're not perfect sport, and let me save you the suspense, this girl you've met she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other.

pleas advice

...the kitten was fine.

biko

"Figuring things out for yourself is the only freedom anyone really has.
Use that freedom."

Feisar

Of All The Gin Joints In All The Towns In All The World, She Walks Into Mine.

Seve OB

What did Evil Kenivil want?

God sent him.

Wha?

God sent him.

On a fu3kin Suzuki?

Seve OB

0lordy wrote: »

No guts, no black puddin'

I Went Down

50 quid a bullet!

Or when he gives him the balaclava..... I could only get one cool one.

Timfy

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... me." - Brick Top, Snatch